yeah who cares go on your tumblr blog
[Music]
hello maybe I should shout like you
shout in your emails do you not know how
to use not capital letters do you shut
when you talk to everybody
what's that maggot you've shouted to
make me call you yeah maybe I should
hang up then that'd be quite fun wasn't
it Oh even more reason to do it now
maybe I should hang up you said you were
gonna give me a lifetime supply of
Clorox why would I want that [ __ ] in my
cleaning supplies
Windex what kind of what kind of
second-rate cleaner do you think I am
for this call to end why my son why are
you so mean you are shouting in your
email and used a horrible font you
called me senpai oh you Selena what I'm
really sorry I don't feel like you are
stop calling me some by good volume no
oh what's that you want to take it back
now yeah apologize maggot I'm every time
you my friend bye good bye hello hello
there oh my oh my god indeed it's your
worst nightmare no I'm awaiting your
call you're awaiting yep I got ready
with some terrible puns for you oh gosh
okay fine go go ahead pun me away
alright what do you call it tight end I
can't swim dead ya know Titanic
Oh what do you call the show a show if
Edden Jean and Marco we're on it two and
a Half Men maybe yeah yeah that's what I
thought
next one what is what does Mark open it
is coffee I don't know what does Marco
put in his coffee half and half oh geez
next Oh how many more three puns
really Wow what a joke
so do many questions for me I do Oh God
marry one person would you either choose
Evan or Petra Petra why what do you mean
why I hate Aaron why else would I kick
him in the face
I could be turned into it thank you Oh
God stop no no no no no no would mean
why not you know why not
don't turn this into something it's not
Oh have you tried it have you
no that's what I thought so shut up
you're gonna have like a little [ __ ]
24/7 I can do that anyway in my spare
time my opinion Eden would be a way
better choices he actually does is well
he's very useful in my opinion why okay
let me tell you a scenario
now imagine okay say we're married right
in this hypothetical world what if I
want to take him out on a date right and
then you know we order a nice nice uh
pizza you know burger whatever we have
and he accidentally cuts himself boom
ruins the date completely turns into
type mode ruins the restaurant
everything is ruined I don't I don't
want to take in [ __ ] time ball on my
hands but he can't turn into Italian
unless he has like an idea slash motive
so technically it wouldn't really affect
unless he has like a motive
have you seen
me I'm attractive as [ __ ] you know he's
gonna want to turn into Titan mode true
okay what else do you have for me if you
had one last day before like you got
eaten by the time what would you do
clean my house one final time just
perfectly what I don't judge you for
being [ __ ] weird I like my things and
you like your things we stick to
ourselves to where we're in the [ __ ]
walls oh look at that look at that block
of wall I've never seen before look at
that's so attractive
I can't wait to go check out the other
10,000 blocks along this wall yeah I've
never done that before I can't wait to
go over the [ __ ] wall well like
discover new products which ones are the
best ones these are the questions my
kids need to know you have to be
cleaning machines I'd raise them to love
cleaning thing cleaning breathe cleaning
cannot breathe cleaning it up or dive
through that but think about poor
children how [ __ ] dare you I don't
apologize for your parents for raising
you don't you dare do that to mine my
parents cute do you think that I'm a
little bit of a wave but that's pretty
much it you're a mess they should have
fed you to the Titans the moment you
came out the womb could have been useful
I
yeah okay
you don't believe me I'm offended yeah
who cares go on your tumblr blog I don't
only have Twitter and another website
that's pretty much it you're a joke I
think we're done here
yeah I'm sorry for calling you
this was a mistake are you I hated every
second of this oh yeah that's life get
used to it bye hello oh my god Wow hi
now maggot listen here yeah the rules of
this call are simple you don't talk
unless I tell you to talk got it
that's what I thought good maggot now I
noticed in your email you said short
people are the best I hope you're not
referring to me did I say you could talk
well maybe I am tough ice now you can
talk go ahead yes I did say you're short
people over bet I'll give you an
opportunity to retract that statement no
I don't think so
short people are the best I don't get
why you're so insulted I'm doing this
for you okay take it back come on Chi be
short and proud of it please you are
short how short of you uh just a few
centimeters taller than you
oh is that so is that so I'm now I'm not
angry at all I'm very calm okay okay
when you're short your center of gravity
is lower to the ground so you have way
better balance it wouldn't hurt more
target your posture
I don't know why you don't want to have
this advantage I mean I don't need it
I'm not small I'm normal height okay I
don't know what they feed you in
Australia but it's normal height here I
swear this is a really and why you don't
want to have that you need to be proud
of yourself right I'm very proud of
myself I'm very proud of my average
height have I made myself clear I guess
you have that's damn right I have Levi
you've got to accept these things one
day yes I accept that I'm a Titan slang
badass cleaning god yeah that you are
yeah thank you thank you an average
height male of course
one day you'll figure it out I'm sure
one day you'll understand that I'm
average height believe I know how to
break this to you you're not you need to
accept it and move on except what I
don't understand you keep trying to get
me to accept something I don't
understand what you're referring to
I'm I'm average height what are you on
about I'm average height you know but
it's okay because you're badass though I
buy a leverage hide I'm above you know
sometimes disadvantaged people even poor
and I think see you they do but I'm not
crying
I'm just I just I I spilled some of my
cleaning products that's all I it was
cleaning why would anyone buy cleaning
things just keep glaring
you