AS WE GO TO OUR NEXT GAME, LADIES NIGHT.
EXCLAMATION POINT.
>> YEAH.
(APPLAUSE) >> Chris: AS YOU MAY HAVE
NOTICED THE PANEL TONIGHT IS ALL FEMALE AND I DID WANT TO
POINT OUT, THAT IN COMEDY, THERE IS THIS REALLY WEIRD
PHENOMENON THAT WHEN A COMEDY, WHEN A STAND-UP
COMEDY SHOW IS ALL FEMALE, THEY GIVE IT TERRIBLE NAMES.
TERRIBLE, LIKE JUST TO LET YOU KNOW IT'S AN ALL-FEMALE
COMEDY SHOW.
USUALLY PRETTY DERISIVE AND [BLEEP] AND HORRIBLE.
YOU GUYS PERFORM ALL OVER THE COUNTRY.
YOU HAVE PROBABLY BEEN TO COMEDY CLUBS THAT HAVE THESE
HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE, CRINGEY LADIES NIGHT NAMES LIKE
"CHICKS AND GIGGLES" OR "LAUGHIA MAJORA" OR "ONE IN THE
PINK MINIMUM, TWO IN THE DRINK MINIMUM."
YOU KNOW WHAT'S ANOTHER TERM FOR FUNNY FEMALE COMEDIANS?
"FUNNY COMEDIANS."
BUT THESE CLUBS COULDN'T POSSIBLY HOST AN ALL-FEMALE
LINE-UP AND NOT REFERENCE WHITE WINE AND VULVA PARTS,
SO COMEDIANS, I WOULD LIKE YOU TO COME UP WITH AS MANY TERRIBLE
NAMES AS YOU CAN FOR CHEESY COMEDY CLUB LADIES NIGHTS.
I'M GONNA PUT 60 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK AND BEGIN.
BRIDEY.
>> [BLEEP] ON MY BITS.
>> Chris: POINTS. LENNON.
>> EAT, PRAY, LAUGH.
>> Chris: POINTS.
LENNON.
>> MUCH ADO ABOUT MUFFIN.
>> Chris: POINTS.
>> JESSICA.
>> DIAPHRAGM BAM THANK YOU MA'AM.
>> Chris: POINTS.
BRIDEY.
>> GIGGLE TILL YOU SQUIRT.
>> Chris: LENNON.
>> AT YOUR CERVIX.
>> Chris: POINTS.
JESSICA.
>> JESTROGEN.
>> Chris: POINTS.
LENNON.
>> DOES THE COMEDY MATCH THE DRAPES?
>> Chris: POINTS. JESSICA.
>> GLEE BAGGING.
>> Chris: YES, POINTS.
>> GIRLS JUST WANT TO HAVE PUN.
>> Chris: YES, PERFECT.