here clifford here boy
welcome to watch mojo and today we're
counting down
our picks for the top 10 times robot
chicken roasted kids shows
alvin's not the only one who can score
with the ladies
no but oh okay that's you know oh whoa
okay well what do you think thornberry
your new show is morally bankrupt and
utterly devoid of educational content
for this list we'll be looking at
sketches where robot chicken parodied a
classic kids show
which of these sketches ruined your
childhood let us know in the comments
now let the roast begin
number 10 mystery not incorporated
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i am elizabeth salander this sketch is a
mash-up between scooby-doo
and the girl with the dragon tattoo
after velma suffers a horrible accident
scooby and the gang have to team up with
elizabeth salander the main character of
stig
larsen's novels lisbeth is able to help
the gang solve their mystery by offering
her unique skill set
as an expert hacker though she does make
the team uncomfortable with their quirks
this dark send-up of scooby-doo
highlights the shortcomings of mystery
inc sleuthing skills
such as fred's instinct to have the team
needlessly split up
here are receipts for a ghost costume a
one-way ticket to brazil
and 12 drums of acetone the most common
austin accelerant
he is planning to burn the park for the
insurance money blame it on a ghost and
flee the country
i say we split up number nine mission
kim possible
in this sketch kim possible gets
captured on a mission in north korea
and she's greeted by kim jong-un who
proceeds to taunt her as she's locked in
a cage with alligators
you're a madman you are kim prison
stop mocking my name what follows is
shameless wordplay where the teenage
spy and the brutal dictator trash talk
each other using
pawns that start with kim's you're so
immature
my wife's real not like your kim plants
what are you complying because they're
both named kim
get it that's really the extent of the
whole sketch
it's a ridiculous premise where one of
the most notorious world leaders of the
modern age
is portrayed as a cartoonish disney
villain
number eight bert's new roommate now
this is much easier than one of us ever
getting a girlfriend
oh that must be the new roommate tired
of living with ernie
bert decides to get a new roommate named
sam that he found on craigslist
however this is a regretful decision as
sam is delusional
and far less considerate than ernie sam
is as disruptive as ernie but he's more
disturbing when he pesters bert do i
have
blood in my mustache bert when burt and
sam
sing a song about tying shoes sam veers
off the topic and brings up conspiracies
tying your shoes is so much fun the
american government plan 9-1-1
needless to say sam isn't a good fit for
bert we guess poor bert is destined to
be annoyed by his roommate
regardless of who it is number seven
garfield at the vet we have some bad
news oh someone got a case of the
mondays you have type 2 diabetes oh
garfield
this is a grim sketch where garfield's
poor diet leads to his doom
during a trip to the vet garfield is
diagnosed with diabetes
and is told that he needs an operation
to save his life however
jon puts his foot down and refuses the
operation
sealing the feline's face you did this
to him that's like a used car
man i can't drop that kind of cash into
a 13 year old cat
when he gets a replacement cat he
chooses to feed the cat the same diet as
he did
garfield thus sending this cat down a
similar road
dry food or spaghetti and meatballs
excellent i knew you'd make the right
choice
this sketch puts the blame on garfield's
eating habits squarely on john
accusing him of being a bad pet owner
number six krabby patties
the formula to the krabby patty is a
closely guarded secret
and this sketch offers an explanation as
to why
that's the case spongebob barges in from
the kitchen to reveal to diners at the
krusty
krab that krabby patties are made of
crab
a reference to the 1973 classic sci-fi
film soylent green you gotta tell them
silent green is people
he also accuses his boss mr krabs of
using one of his former employees
as the meat for one of his krabby
patties and feeding his customers
their own kind
let's pay you to kill us you're
disgusting no
i'm the last hottest man in bikini
bottom now mr krabs
is a cutthroat businessman who's
obsessed with money but surely he
wouldn't resort to such
business practices on the real spongebob
woody
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number five dora the explorer
years have passed since dora was a child
and now she's a teenager about to
celebrate her quinceanera
no longer a wide-eyed child dora acts
like a total delinquent
stealing alcohol from a store and
scoring illicit substances from a friend
dora please no it's wrong
now let's complete this transaction hey
stop that kid
however as dora engages in this behavior
it's in an interactive format
like her show and she gets help along
the way from her trusty backpack and map
wow okay okay he's at the park on 12th
under the jungle gym
a couple of familiar characters from the
show make appearances
swiper shows up to dora's quinceanera
looking to hook up with dora's friends
and boots is shown on a security tape
attacking an elderly woman
in a driveway number four the time
of the great pumpkin through the use of
black magic
linus is able to summon the great
pumpkin and finally meet the
long-sought-after figure
finally now you can give me presents
however the great pumpkin turns out to
be an evil creature
and eats the kids from the peanuts gang
one by
one what should we do you should let the
great pumpkin
eat you
the sketch references several of the
classic tropes from the charlie brown
cartoons
from lucy pulling the football to the
adults who speak incoherently to the
kids
what did he say oh i never have any idea
what any adult says it's always that
whoa whoa crap the world of charlie
brown was
always depressing and bleak but robot
chicken managed to make it much worse
thank you number three undercover smurf
boss
trying to get more information on the
day-to-day affairs of the smurf village
papa smurf goes undercover much like the
reality tv show
undercover boss they'll never smurf it's
me
he works as an intern first for farmer
smurf and then dr
smurf where he fails miserably
practicing medicine
instead of being wise and compassionate
papa smurf is portrayed as condescending
and
incompetent teach me to care about your
sad little life i mean your noble
and fulfilling uh career choice the
sketch looks at problems from smurf
village that would be overlooked in the
cartoon
and it raises an interesting question
how is grouchy smurf
useful to the village what exactly do
you do around here
i um i hate stuff
i'm being deadly serious openly talking
about what you hate
doesn't sound like a productive
contribution just saying
number two the magic school bus final
adventure
with the help of her magic school bus
miss frizzle is able to show her
students the wonders of science and
teach them
to open their minds to what life has to
offer please let this be a normal field
trip
with a friend but to be real
she was also guilty of child
endangerment and her wild field trips
were a lawsuit waiting to happen
miss frizzle was batshit crazy does she
even have a teaching degree it's
honorary in this sketch the class goes
to the grand
canyon but through her recklessness miss
frizzle
ends up sending everyone on a one-way
ticket to the pearly gates
the sketch shows why the students
shouldn't go near that magic school bus
before we unveil our top pick
here are a few other roast worthy
honorable mentions
swedish chefs jaunt a day in the life
of the swedish chef oh what kept you
honey dinner's waiting get the hell off
my back woman
animaniac kamasutra this yakko's world
parody
is probably too inappropriate for the
real animaniacs
unlicensed doctor and principal copter
let's try these positions on top
do what captain planet ted turner goes
off the deep end and becomes
captain planet is that ted turner i
think it is
the hell's he doing i don't know he's on
one of those zip lines oh yeah is that
what they're called zip lines
zip lines oh
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peewee takedown it was only a matter of
time before the police were called to
peewee's playhouse
surrender it's over that's a secret word
bloopers squirtle breaks character it
makes no sense at all say the line earl
or you get the gas
for the love of christ kids go read a
book or something
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number one rugrats joke
what are you doing in the street for
those unfamiliar with rugrats
the show is about a group of babies who
would often sneak away on adventures
when the adults were supposed to be
watching them
in this sketch tommy and his friends
cross a freeway and dodge bullets in a
gang war
to search for his reptile doll when
tommy's mother dede
finds the babies in the middle of the
street she angrily confronts her husband
stew
i'm sorry the babies escaped and i
escaped
they're babies you sackless well
it's necessary to call out
stu for being negligent as all the
adults are on the show
deedee takes her anger a little too far
but it wouldn't be robot chicken without
some disturbing
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