Sophia, come here!
I found mom’s candy stash!
Let’s pretend we didn’t see this note.
Why would Mom keep these from us?
You girls having a nice afternoon?
We were just saying how much we love you!
What Mom can’t see won’t hurt her!
This is perfect!
I’ve got some love for you too!
You’re the best, Mom!
I’ve raised such wonderful girls.
Are we candy geniuses or what?
Ah-ah
CHOO!
Ugh, being sick is the worst.
Let’s see if I’m running a fever.
Nope, not getting outta bed anytime soon.
May as well enjoy some sugar.
SOPHIA!
Coca-cola will only make you feel worse.
Only tea and water, understand?
But I just opened that thing!
No wonder you’re still sick.
Listen to your mother, trust me.
ACHOO!!
Hmph.
Wait, my secret stash!
Any smart kiddo has one.
Hello, sweet sugary goodness!
Gah.
Gotta love that sound.
Huh?!
Where should I put this?
My hot water bottle could work.
Yep!
First, make sure the casing’s empty.
Then pour the soda right on in.
That should do it.
Stick a long plastic straw inside,
Perfect for secret sipping!
Slide it all the way up your sleeve,
And out the top of your shirt.
All right, let’s see if this works!
Nothing like some coca-cola penicillin!
Delicious!
OH!
Still feeling awful, huh?
Just get some good rest.
Thanks, Mom!
Is the coast clear?
Just what the doctor ordered.
Candy in class is the best idea ever.
As long as the teacher doesn’t catch it.
What’s that sound?
Yum!
We’ve got a candy-eater on our hands!
Not so fast!
You know food’s not allowed in here!
Aw, man.
Bummer.
You kids are gonna turn my hair gray.
I can’t trust any of you, can I?
Um, can I speak to you for a minute?
You kids better behave.
You think she’s gonna tell my mom?
Hey…
Why don’t we just get it back!
What?
She’s not even here!
See this?
What?
Doesn’t it look a lot like this?
See?
They’re almost indistinguishable!
That’s brilliant!
I’d better be quick!
I’m lining them up just like chalk!
And one —
She’s coming!
Phew!
Okay,
Who wants to give this a go?
Sophia, please come on up.
I’ve never been so excited to answer!
This “chalk” is calling my name!
She did it!
What?
Double-fisting it now!
How many can I eat at once?!
Haha!
Sophia!
You hand that over this instant!
Well, it was fun while it lasted.
Now sit that butt down!
I mean, really!
Ooh, that’s good.
I’m pool-ready, sir!
Not so fast.
Can’t you read?
No food’s allowed?
How do I bring my soda in?
I just bought this big drink!
I guess I’ll just head home then.
Hey!
I think I have a solution!
I’d better bring my scuba gear!
Oh, yea!
No one comes in here after hours.
Which gives me the perfect in!
I’m definitely ready to hit the pool now!
I knew this gear would come in handy!
Hey, oxygen can be neon orange, right?
This is gonna be epic!
It’s almost my turn!
Just me and my scuba gear, see?
All right…
Go in.
He totally fell for it!
What an idiot.
Now for a little sugar kick…
Okay, a big sugar kick.
AHHH!
Hi, just one, please!
You’re not going in with that stuff.
But I just bought these!
What a waste.
C’mon Kev, we’re next!
Ooh, that’ll be a big fat NO.
Can none of you guys read?
Mind if I get an aisle seat for this guy?
Looks painful.
Go on in.
Hey!
For this, stack some rolls of tape.
Then stick them together.
Peel the tape back.
And stick this bottle on top.
Then cover the entire thing with gauze.
Wrap it enough so you can’t see through.
It looks like a real cast, see?
Hold it, macho man.
Lemme get that.
See this?
Take a T-shirt,
And your favorite snacks.
Double-sided tape lets you stick it to the fabric.
Fit on as many as you can!
Now put the shirt on!
Clever, huh?
Shh! It’s starting!
Hey, Kevin!
Ready for this?
That looks crazy, Sophia!
Wanna eat one of my “muscles?”
It’s like a beautiful dream!
We’re the snack sneaking masters!
Aw, thanks!
People are catching on…
Don’t you just love Fridays?
Woah!
Don’t you two know the rules?
Now hand it over!
Here.
I can’t watch!
This day’s getting worse by the minute.
Tell me about it.
It’s like a sauna in here —
Wait a minute…
I know!
See this?
Put some double-stick tape on your candy,
And boom!
Just pile ‘em in!
And that’s why I’m the boss!
Can’t wait till lunch.
Students.
Today is a very special day.
Is he writing "test?!"
Oh god, no!
Yep. Today’s test day, people.
Here.
Thanks.
There will be no cheating.
Except for me, on my diet!
Check out this stash.
Starting with my favorite.
You smell that?
Chocolate?
Yum!!!
Mr. Jones!
Uh, focus on your test, kids!
Or it’s detention for you!
Well, that’s the most unfair thing EVER.
Are you good at sneaking things past parents, teachers, and security guards?
Well, you will be now!
Be sure to share this video with your friends so you can pull off some seriously awesome stunts together!