- [Shayne] I came here to find a wife.
I cannot wait to make it official with her.
- [Jarrette] And my heart is telling me
that Iyanna is the one for me.
- So she's like the number one hype girl.
I do not, I'm not physically attracted to her.
- Oh no.
- Hi, my name is Cole.
I'm an astrologer and I am a
classically controversial Gemini.
- I'm Diamond Jack.
You may know me from season one of Love Is Blind.
That's right.
I dated a wall.
- You're a Sagittarius, right Diamond?
- You can't tell?
- So I love that you're a Sagittarius and I'm a Gemini
because we're sister signs, natural besties.
- Hello, we're sister signs.
We've been hooked on season two of Love Is Blind
and we can't wait to see which couples
actually tie the knot.
- And because we can't wait any longer,
we're going to try and figure it out ourselves.
Each of us will use our particular expertise
to predict which couples are true love matches
and which are two star crossed to function.
I will be going off of astrology.
- And my predictions are based
on my own Love Is Blind experience.
- So our first pair is Shake and Deepti.
Shake is a Virgo and Deepti is an Aquarius.
Now these are both super intellectual signs.
They're big brain energy.
They're what I like to call over-thinky type placements.
This is an interesting, I'm gonna be interested to see
the dialogue between these two,
because I think that it creates a
really nice sort of intellectual communication.
(Deepti laughs)
- Oh they're so cute.
- She has a beautiful, beautiful smile.
- [Shake] Do you like being on a guy's shoulders?
- Yeah.
- Will I have trouble picking you up?
- Oh
- Oh.
- That's shallow.
- Oh, is he asking if she's fat or?
- Yeah, that's how I took it, yeah.
- Like, you don't just ask that, you don't ask that.
I expect Virgo straight forwardness,
like that where I was like, okay,
little bit too straightforward, if I'm being honest.
- I was really chubby growing up, actually.
- Really?
- Yeah.
Everybody has their demons and maybe I have
more demons in this department than I thought.
- Yeah, oh my gosh, I'm so glad you shared that with me.
- Oh, I don't know.
Is this therapy?
- Just love that you're being so vulnerable.
It makes me so happy.
- She's sweet.
- She's a sweet gal.
- She's really sweet.
Her response was amazing.
- So I mean, I expect that out of an Aquarius.
An Aquarius will, you know, hold you to
you know, what you've said, but they're
open-minded enough to be like,
if you can take the accountability,
right, to know that that was a little bit
uncalled for, then I'm willing to
give you that another chance.
So our next pair that we have is Shayne and Natalie.
Shayne is a Taurus and Natalie is a Pisces.
This, oh, this is like a lovey-dovey pair.
Taurus, which is again, all about stability,
all about that sense of structure, all about the senses.
And you've got another Pisces, right?
That very ethereal, very dream-like,
very reflective energy.
I think if I had to just, you know,
place bets on anyone right?
- Okay.
- I would, I would be watching out for them.
- The fact I could marry you or someone else.
- Well hold on, time out, not someone else.
Let let's just like focus on this guy right here.
- That's, okay, we let that Taurus streak roll in this.
- You were one number one too.
- [Shayne] Ooh, look at that.
- Okay, match made in heaven?
- Hello?
- Oh.
- Hello?
Shaina, stop.
- It's Natalie.
- Of course.
- Oh no.
- [Shayne] I'm sorry.
- On a regular day, I'm not,
I'm talking about outside the experiment,
if a guy calls me the wrong name, it's a done deal.
Like I'm not gonna have a conversation with you again.
But that's the experiment.
- That's true.
- I've been very clear that I have like
strong feelings for you.
And clearly you have feelings for her,
and that's fine.
- Pisces fall hard and fall fast though, right?
But I do appreciate the communication of a Taurus.
- You're on the cover of my book
with a heart on it for Christ's sake.
Like you're my number one.
I want you to know that.
- Pisces being a water sign loves a grudge, right?
She might hold this over his head
like the entire relationship.
The next pair we have is Salvador and Mallory.
Salvador is an Aries and Mallory is a Pisces.
This can get a little bit intense, right?
Because you're working with essentially the inner child.
And then you're also working with that
just reflective sort of spiritual powerhouse.
I think they're gonna be a couple to watch,
to see if opposites really do attract.
- Never have I ever watched porn.
- You're chugging, right?
(both laugh)
- I don't know, it's even fun to do it with someone else.
- Oh my God.
It's, is there AC in here?
(Mallory laughs)
- Shut your ass.
(Sal singing)
- Oh, he plays ukulele?
That's a personal red flag.
(alarm blaring)
Aries is like the inner child
and Pisces is all about the glamor
and like the drama of love,
and everything's just so indulgent.
I can't tell if she loves it or hates it yet.
- I think she doesn't like it.
- I think she loves it.
- Oh my God.
You're so cute.
- Oh, she likes it, okay.
- You're so good.
- So the relationship seems a little bit
more fun than serious to me.
- Our next pair is Nick and Danielle.
Nick being a Taurus and Danielle being a Scorpio.
This is actually one of my favorite pairings
when it comes to astrological compatibility,
because Scorpio and Taurus are sister signs.
So they naturally understand each other
but we have this sort of, you know, balance
between emotional intimacy and then the physical intimacy
which is what Taurus and Scorpio rule.
They rule over intimacy.
- [Danielle] Like there's been a long history
of divorce in my family.
There is no relationship that I've witnessed
that's been successful.
- That is really rough for Scorpio.
- That's why.
- I mean, 'cause Scorpio's naturally have trust issues.
- She's comparing that relationship
with her new relationship, and she can't do that.
- You know, textbook Scorpio energy to,
you know, sort of have that natural fear of,
you know, trust, right?
And they're very, I mean, Scorpios are
all about intimacy and finding intimacy with someone.
- This is the start of our story where we meet
in these pods and we don't get to see each other,
but this is where it begins for us.
The rest of that book, it's empty and we can fill it
with memories and adventures of everything
that a marriage can be.
- That's very thoughtful.
- I'm gonna cry.
- Very thoughtful.
- I mean, I'm tearing up.
- I know.
- Wait a minute.
- Oh, she needed that.
- Oh.
- Yeah that was very...
- [Nick] So, I'm on one knee.
- Oh no.
- And I'm asking you if you will marry me.
- Oh, Oh, I was about to say.
- I'm about to cry.
- So with this couple, do you think they had
more vibes or less vibes based off their signs?
- I would say they had just about like this
the amount that I was expecting, right?
'Cause Taurus and Scorpio, they're sister signs.
They understand each other.
Energetically, they've got a really great connection.
Our next pair is Jarrette and Iyanna,
a Scorpio and Taurus pair.
Jarrette being the Scorpio, Iyanna being the Taurus.
- Another pair.
Another Taurus and Scorpio pair.
- I know another Taurus-Scorpio.
- What is going on?
- When they get, you know, butting heads
are they gonna be able to see
the other person's point of view?
Are they going to be able to be open-minded?
- [Jarrette] Where you from Iyanna?
- [Iyanna] I'm Atlanta, where you from?
- Anchorage, Alaska, is where I currently reside.
- You ain't gonna play with me.
Where you from?
- I'm from Chicago.
- Oh.
- Oh, he has a sense of humor.
- But that's that Scorpio-Taurus energy, right?
That natural sort of connection.
- I did.
I had a date with Mallory earlier.
- The truth hurts.
- And I like asked a question.
- But get it outta the way first.
- Yes.
- Right, early
- Early.
- If I was to propose to you, how would you feel?
You know, and she pretty much told me
like, our connection is cool,
our connection is strong but I feel
strongly about someone else.
- Do you feel strongly enough about me to propose?
- Yes.
- I, I'm vibing with it in a good way,
even though they like, they're having that
like emotional moment.
- They have a connection.
- Yes.
- They do.
- Getting through that tough stuff,
especially in a format like this,
like that sort of straightforward honesty
I think sets them up for success
in a way that like there's not gonna be
the secret of like, oh by the way,
he also a like, you know.
- Yes.
- Like, you know, no one can use that.
We're out of the pods.
The couples are engaged and we're going to Mexico, yes.
All these other outside elements
are added with in person interactions.
- Mexico is where things get real.
- Am I allowed to talk about sex?
- Ooh.
(both laughing)
- I got to snort it.
Never snort it.
Okay, whoo!
I won't do it like that.
You don't want the titties, right?
Ooh, I'm fired.
Let's get into this.
Ooh, I told you, I knew it, I knew it.
- Wait a minute.
Ooh!
- I think we're both ready to commit to each other,
and I'm excited to just...
- What?
- Connect with you on all these levels.
- All these levels.
- Look at his body language.
You saw his body language.
Like he's rolling his eyes.
- Yeah.
- He's like throwing questions.
- He was not being subtle.
- So she's like the number one hype girl,
like so fucking fun.
- [Jarrette] Yeah.
I do not, I'm not physically attracted to her.
- She's gorgeous.
- She's stunning.
- I thought she was...
- I was like, she's hot.
- What do you want?
Like, what woman do you want?
You can't build her.
- Virgos wanna just...
- [Both] Build their perfect person.
- You can't do that, you can't do that.
- You can not go to Home Depot
and buy some wood and buy this and buy that
and then build your own woman.
Like it seems like that's what he want.
- Just pour me first and I'll give you a compliment.
- That's a lie, but I'll allow it,
'cause I'm a nice guy.
See, I'm not egotistical, I'm a nice guy.
- I think you're a piece of shit.
- Oh!
You don't say that about someone that you really,
especially on your paradise honeymoon.
- You joke a lot.
- I do, do you hate it?
- Like every, it kind of gets a little old after a while.
- Taurus stubbornness coming out.
- I know, sorry, but it's true.
- Cause here's where Tauruses don't forget anything.
Tauruses are like elephants, they have amazing memories.
That he's probably realizing, oh wait,
I had this one liner drop, right?
Of, you know, calling that...
- Calling her the wrong name.
- And that was like, whoa, right?
Big blow up.
- Right.
- She can now poke, why can't I poke?
- Last night was a lot of fun.
I was super nervous and awkward at first, but then...
- She gives me like beachy girl vibes.
Like, she's like a surfer chick.
- Oh yeah, I could see it.
- [Mallory] We were having a good time.
- I'm kind of leaning into what you said though
about like their relationship seems more fun than serious.
- I can't wait to make your dog like me
more than he likes you.
It's not gonna take much, he's such a sellout.
- No, but I'm like literally gonna
train him to like me more than you.
- I'm telling you, you won't have to train him.
- That sort of back and forth,
just sort of like, it kind of felt like,
you know the ping pong game,
where it's like doo, doo.
It's kind of what I was expecting
and what I anticipate a lot of times
between Taurus and Scorpio relationships.
(Iyanna laughs)
- I got you something.
What did you get me?
- [Jarrette] I got you something.
- You got me something?
- [Jarrette] Yes.
- They're both stunning.
- They are.
- [Iyanna] What did you get me?
(Iyanna gasps loudly)
A fucking Polaroid camera.
Oh my God!
- I wonder why...
- Oh.
- It was cool, like cuddling.
- I like cuddling with you.
At first I was like, he's so big.
What the fuck.
- He's so what?
(Iyanna laughs)
- They are hilarious.
Oh, they're gonna be a good couple to watch.
- Oh, I'm obsessed.
This is the Taurus-Scorpio like relationship.
- [Diamond] Combination.
- Like that is like, when it's good.
- When it's good.
- Right, when it's like, it's on,
it's physically intimate, it's emotionally intimate.
So we close the door on the beach paradise chapter
and next the couples move in together in Chicago.
- Oh, I love Chicago.
That's my home city.
I have to ask, Chicago pizza or New York pizza?
- I'm gonna have to say New York pizza.
- Oh boo.
- Ooh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
A little bit of controversy.
Controversial Gemini, what can I say?
- At this point, everyone only has
three weeks to decide whether or not
they're marrying this person.
- I want everything we have, but I also want
to feel like an intense, physical connection.
Between you and me, the physical part of the relationship,
like we should be like on top of each other nonstop, right?
It's not instinctual to me right now.
- We have not had sex yet.
We are not physical in that way.
- And I bet you she would probably rock his world.
Oh.
- Did you, wait.
- What?
- Did you know I was stubborn?
- Yeah, a hundred percent.
- How?
- I can't say that though, you'd kill me.
Like you say all the time.
- He's aware.
- Oh, he's aware.
- If there's someone else that you like
wanna be with or somewhere else you wanna be
like, then just tell me like,
I would just rather you be honest with me
than like, you know, like.
- There's no one else.
- Oh, liar.
- Okay.
- How dare he?
That was his time.
That was his moment in time to tell the truth.
He's not there for marriage.
- Mm mm.
- He's there for it just to get the, the panties.
I'm just gonna say it.
I didn't, I was gonna say the other P,
but I didn't, I didn't say it.
I'm keeping it, keeping it PG.
- It feels like it's a game to him.
Aries are competitive.
Aries love games.
I'm frustrated watching that.
It was a hookup.
It was a hookup for him and poor, poor little Mallory.
I mean, at first I thought it was a hookup for her
but I mean, it seems like she was really
starting to really put her full effort
and foot forward for this relationship.
- Like, I know, I know I've hurt you,
and it was totally unintentional.
Like I didn't mean, like meeting your family
had nothing to do with my stuff going on.
- Ugh, it breaks my heart.
- I know.
- Because I think they're the, the connection between them.
- I feel the connection between them.
- Right, I'm like, ooh that's strong.
- I do, I feel it.
- But I think they each have their own barriers.
- My clock is ticking.
I can't wait to have kids.
- Is that why you almost chose Mallory?
Because she's more established and she can just have kids.
- Ooh.
- She's bringing old memories back.
Like she is attracted to him.
It, like 'cause, to the point that she's having
a little bit of jealousy.
Cole, I know I'm doing the most.
Are you ready to make your predictions?
- I think I am Diamond, yeah.
- Well let's do it.
Who's getting married and who's getting burned?
- All right, Shake and Deepti.
- Bum, bum, bum.
- Yeah we agree on this one.
- Yes, it's not gonna work.
- The Virgo sort of thing, where like
they're just so in their head and so
particular and so nuanced about
what it should be, as opposed to just
appreciating what is right in front of them.
Shayne and Natalie.
Ooh?
- I gotta go off the vibe and the energy.
She's into him more than he's into her.
- I could see that.
A big indicator for, you know, for me saying that
okay, I think there still is a lot of potential there,
is when they were talking about like
the stubbornness and he said like, I didn't say that,
'cause I knew that would irritate you, right?
I knew.
And he kind of like waited for her to bring it up.
All right, Salvador and Mallory.
(Diamond laughs)
- Yeah, it ain't working.
Ukuleles are a red flag.
I told you, ukuleles are a red flag.
Red flag.
All right, Nick and Danielle.
- Ooh, I'm so hard, it's hard to pick.
Okay, okay, I'm ready.
I'm still trying to think.
Okay, one more time.
- [Cole] Take your time.
Let me know when you're ready.
- I'm ready.
- [Cole] You ready?
- No, I'm trying to be hopeful.
- Oh, I'm not hopeful.
- Like he brought her a gift.
- [Cole] Yeah.
- You know, he's really trying, and I see that.
And if Danielle really just like,
like you said the barriers, like let go
of all those barriers, allow him in.
- For Scorpio, that natural energy is
someone who's a little bit more suspicious, right?
But expects transparency and expects intimacy
but also someone who sort of pushes against that.
All right, okay.
So Jarrette and Iyanna.
- I'm thinking, um.
- Pause.
- This is, I know it's a pause.
I want this, but I think it might be this.
- I think they have all the chops there, right?
And we've seen they have that sort of
connection to be playful, you know,
have a lot of fun, but have those
sort of serious conversations.
- She's so affectionate.
Like she was laying up on him, like all up on him.
And he made that comments like, ah, get back, you know?
Which one of us do you think won the predictions?
Is it team Diamond or team Cole?
- It's team Cole for sure.
But I guess we're just gonna have to wait
until the finale to actually find out who won.
- No.
- I know, I know.
- Wait, wait, wait.
We're not finding out today?
- No, we can't.
We have to wait for the finale.
(bleeps)
- Watch the season finale to see how we did.
- Stream season two...
- Of Love Is Blind...
- Only on Netflix.
- Bye.
(kiss sound)