I needed this.
I had discarded dairy juice for dinner.
- No way. - Yes way.
Why did I ever think
I should start a channel with Luke?
Am I that desperate for a partner?
Don't answer that. I'm still talking.
[sighing]
I just want to make things again.
You don't need a partner to do that.
Yeah, I don't need a partner.
I need Sam but she's off following her bliss
with that biker gang.
The Obliteraters.
I hope she's okay.
It's Sam. I hope they're okay.
[chuckles]
I just wish she was here so we could do iCarly again.
You think I could do it on my own?
It doesn't matter what I think. It matters what you want.
Of course, I wouldn't be completely on my own.
I'd have my new producer.
Aw... you do mean me, right?
Yeah.
You think you can shoot me using that filter
that makes my cheekbones all...
That filter that makes you look like an alien?
A sexy alien.
Sure. Guess there's just one more question.
If Spencer ever got around to building that home gym.
I was never gonna use a home gym.
[screaming]
Ah, that's right.
Forgot about my marionette making phase.
I keep them up here
'cause it's away from the knives.
Why does that one look like Carly?
I made one that looks like you too, Freddie.
But I sold it to Nora Dershlit.
Is this a good idea?
I mean, what would I even do on the show?
Old goofy stuff? New sophisticated stuff?
Just find something that makes you smile.
Go from there.
Those dachshunds always made me smile.
Who put those up there?
I've never seen those before in my life.
Aw.
The idiot farm girl.
You know what? This really does look like a squirrel.
Oh my God.
The sack.
These were so fun.
Yeah, until Sam superglued my drawstring closed
and left me here overnight.
Yeah, that was a rough night for me, too.
He would not stop screaming.
George, the bra that told ghost stories.
I never did grow into you.
So, you came up with all this stuff
when you were a kid, imagine what you can do now.
- And we'll help however we can. - Yeah.
I'm really glad to hear you say that 'cause...
Oh.
I thought it might still be here.
Damn it.
[laughing]
We're back.
In five... four... three... two...
Welcome to the new iCarly.
Ooh, it looks like she's already got a few viewers.
Probably bots from Brazil.
This is still iCarly, but it's grown up now.
So today I thought I'd share my skincare routine.
According to the many, many targeted ads I get.
It's never too early to start using...
anti-aging products, even for Baby Spencer.
Yay! That's me!
None of these products were tested on animals.
Just one tiny little lucky infant.
Oh, I feel lucky. In no way am I worried.
[chuckles]
Here we go.
Oh!
Oh, I think he needs a lot more.
- Some more? - Oh, no, that's enough alread--
Ah!
I don't think this is how you do it!
I love this serum.
I actually panic bought it when I was at the 7-Eleven
and the guy there called me ma'am.
I don't know what he's so upset about.
I pay people to do this to me.
They say that by the time
you need skin care, it's already too late.
But you should still spend all your money on it.
And in the end, it's just expensive reminder,
we're all gonna die someday.
That's a little emo for a comedy show.
Don't you think?
- Sheet mask. - W--
- Yeah. - No.
There ya go.
[coughing]
People are weirdly loving this.
I'm totally hating it!
Enough of that, baby.
- And now, we're just gonna... - That's cold!
- ...roll it all out. - I don't like that feeling.
- And we're gonna absorb... - Ow!
- ... all the moisturizer. - It's cold!
So you ready for the lip mask?
Oh, I don't know what it is, but I am.
- Here. - Okay.
Okay, you're gonna want to keep your mouth nice and shut.
That's sounds good.
This lip mask is actually made out
- of laundry detergent. - Ah!
And it seems like we never left.