The movie Hustlers had a $33 million opening weekend,
and J.Lo celebrated like any celebrity would,
with back-to-back parties for herself in Miami,
and a five-tier cake that cost four grand.
She's like, "Oh, my God, I'm so surprised.
"It looks just like it did
in the two-hour meeting we had about it."
(laughter)
It came out like the rendering.
We've-we've all been robbed by strippers.
How do you feel about this movie?
I don't know what it is.
(laughter)
Dude, all I do is, I watch sports, I watch MeTV.
That reference you made to the lady-- the tear drop tattoo--
-I don't have any idea who that is. -SPADE: Lori Loughlin.
-There's just too much shit to know. It's a cake. -Yeah.
She looks happy.
You know? It doesn't appear to be melting.
-She-she... -Can't she just have her parties?
-I don't care. -Yeah, yeah.
The-the movie-- correct me if I'm wrong,
I haven't seen the film-- but the movie's about
some strippers who used to drug men
and then take their credit cards.
SPADE: Rob them, yeah.
Now, and... I hope they don't think this...
-It sounds empowering. -Yeah, it's an empowering film.
-Yeah, it's empowering. -But here's the thing.
They're calling it the female Ocean's 11.
-Ocean's 11... -SPADE: Mm-hmm.
...they got a machine that made Vegas blackout,
and an Asian guy who could get through tunnels
and all that type of stuff.
-It was just a bit more elaborate. -SPADE: Yeah.
(laughter)
Than a handy guy's night-night juice
and stealing their money, yeah.
A very empowering movie-- Hustlers.
I-I don't know, but it's Oscar talk already.
-I don't know. It... -JEFFERIES: The #MeToo ver...
The men's version is called #MeToo, the movie.
SPADE: Yeah.
(laughter)
JEFFERIES: Yeah. Listen, me and Bill were talking
about this backstage.
We don't want to get in trouble, and all these questions
-are gonna get us in (bleep) trouble. -I know. No.
-It's ridiculous. -No, we're all... we're all
going down together.
-Listen, this one's easier, not... -JEFFERIES: I-I saw
-that film, as well. -Kanye West...
Kanye West has a new shoe called a "Yeezy Foam Runner."
It looks like a... less cool Crocs.
BURR: That looks like a bicycle helmet.
Yeah. Oh, yeah, it does.
There's-there's nothing wrong with the shoes.
It's what they're being modeled against.
They shouldn't be on a motorcycle.
You put those shoes on a nurse with some scrubs.
SPADE: Yeah.
All of a sudden, you're going, "Oh, this is..."
Or you put it on Ron Jeremy
shuffling around the Rainbow Room.
Yeah, the Rainbow Room.
It does look like what the nurses wear on Star Trek.
Yeah, I don't know about these are the toughest shoes to wear.
-I, uh... -What are you talking about?
-They're on a motorcycle. -I know.
I don't know if that's the best for...
Those people are badass. Look at 'em.
And, like, you look at those two.
That's probably how he met that girl.
It's like, "Ah, same shoes.
We have something in common!"
They will definitely save your feet in a wipeout.
All right, guys, moving on.
American Airlines' naming rights
for the, uh, Miami Heat arena are over,
and the porn company BangBros
is offering ten million, uh, to buy them.
If approved, they rename it BangBros center.
They're willing to call it BBC.
Uh, BBC doesn't sound like a great name, either,
-if you, uh... -No, no, it's a...
If you know the porn biz.
It's... No. BBC is the British Broadcasting Company, right?
-So you could have, like, at half time... -To some.
You could have episodes... you could have episodes
-of Downton Abbey. -BURR: Yeah.
Or-or the porn version, Going Down on Abby.
(laughter, applause)
-Hey, thank you. -SPADE: Yes.
A couple of Shark Tankers are gonna pitch that.
What does BBC mean in porn?
I think it means... Bill?
I-I don't know.
-I heard. -I'm really exposing how old I am.
I don't know what any of this shit is.
-I know what the Miami Heat is. -Yeah.
I like the mother-daughter porn. Yeah.
This is a side note for the crowd.
Um, mother-daughter porn is not real mother-daughter.
-I mean, in a perfect world. But... -(laughter)
It's usually an 18-year-old and then a cougar,
and it starts with the 18-year-old,
and then she scrambles away, and the guy's trying to...
Then the cougar comes in and goes, "Not bad for 59."
He's like, "Huh? 59?"
"Uh, let's put a cap on the term 'cougar.'
Let's get the porn union."
Anyway, I think that's enough about that.
(laughter)
Or to match, many would argue.
Yeah, porn is fun to talk about, but, uh, we don't have all day.
Uh, do you think... is porn too mainstream?
-I know you don't watch it. -No, I do.
Oh, you do. Okay.
I-I just, I just type out the whole word.
-Oh, instead of... -(laughter)
-instead of "BBC." -You know, I don't want any...
I don't want any confusion.
I know exactly what it is that I'm looking for.
I'm not like you (bleep) swingers over here
with your abbreviations.
Hey, give me the 2LC with the...
-What are the... -SPADE: Easier to talk in code
and not get busted.