- So you went to a car show recently with your mom.
- I did.
- How did that come up?
Is she a big car fan?
- No.
But what happens is that if I go visit in Arizona, love my mom,
and then sometimes, I don't know if you've
done this or you guys, I go into town for one day
and then I don't have time to see her
and then I feel guilty because I'm there.
But I just went in to go to this Barrett Jackson car auction
show 'cause I sort of like cars and stuff.
So then I just called.
I felt bad, so I go, Mom, I would hang out,
but I'm just going to a car show.
You don't want to go.
She goes, Oh, I'll go.
That sounds fun.
I know she doesn't want to go at all.
But she went with me, and then I took my trusty camera,
so I filmed her.
So we'll show a little clip.
I don't know it's funny, but this is
us walking around the car show.
We're at the Barrett Jackson car show.
Hey, Mom!
- There's a fast lane.
- She's going to be the star today.
Jay Leno just bid on this one.
Hey, Kid Rock!
Give me a ride!
It's Spade!
Joe Dirt!
32 more miles to the front.
Let's go, Mom.
Pick it up.
Mom's using this car as a mirror.
I like these big trucks because I can zoom down
to the Grove, beep at the gals.
But it's too high to get because I'm short.
Mom, can you lie on the ground and I'll
climb on your back to get in?
- Oh, sure.
- No, I'm kidding, Mom.
- I like this one.
- This one?
Yeah.
- I had one just like it.
And I lost my virginity in it.
- In that little backseat?
- No, on the hood.
- Well, we did it, Mom.
You have fun?
- I guess.
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- That's a lot of information.
- That was 10 hours condensed into a couple minutes.
- Oh, man.
Do you buy cars when you're there?
- I have bought cars from there.
And I have four total, three are crummy, one's nice.
But Leno, Jay has got that, I went out to see his garage
and he probably has 300.
- He's got like an airplane hangar full of cars, right?
- And getting another hangar full of more cars and--
- Wow.
- --because when he used to go to The Tonight Show,
he'd take a different one every day.
You'd see him on the 405 on a 1926 unicycle.
Honk, honk!
Hey, what's going on?
Heading to work.
But I just have the regular ones now.
But so far so good.
- I saw on Kimmel you crashed that wedding with Celine Dion.
Those people must be flipping out, what you did.
- The quick story was we, I was in Las Vegas doing the Mirage
and Kimmel was there.
She goes, hey, we're doing this bit.
You want to run over, because we're going to surprise people
at their wedding.
He was performing in a hotel in this theater,
but the chapel was backed up to it.
So he goes, we'll just run over and they don't know anything.
So I said, we're going to ruin someone's real wedding.
Because I don't know, who knows if they're fans or not.
So it was two people that were in the army.
They were getting married, and Kimmel went in there
and busted in and then said, can I officiate?
They said yes.
And then, of course, Dumbo comes in a long drink with a straw.
They go, anyone object to this wedding?
I go, a-oh!
Then I come in.
I do my crummy jokes, and then they
said, hey, for the first dance, do you have a singer?
And they go, no.
And he goes, all we got are some local talent,
and then Celine Dion came in with all this smoke behind her.
Yeah, it was really fun.
And so it went pretty well for those crazy bits.
But before we did it, it's a secret, so we're all hiding,
crammed in this little tent.
And I go into it, and Celine's in the corner.
I don't know her, so I said, there's
all these Secret Service people here.
She's really rich, so they're around her.
And then I go, can I say hi to her real quick
before we do this?
And the guy's like, what's that?
And I go, I want to say hi to eagle.
All right, hang on.
Then he goes, eagle, eagle.
And he goes, it goes all the way back
and then it comes all the way back to me,
and he goes, Yeah, OK, come on in.
So I go in and of course I get nervous, so of course I
grab her and I go, Celine!
It's us again, the comic duo.
We're going to kill it today.
And she goes, OK.
Because she's French Canadian and she
goes, mmm, and gives me the side kisses.
And then I go, hey, are the pipes rusty?
You ready to nail it?
I want your A game.
And she goes, I'll sing good, yeah.
And I go, all right.
Everything's riding on this for me, Celine.
I need you to knock it out of the park.
This is it for me.
I got all my chips in.
And she goes, she didn't know what was going on.
So then the guy's like, maybe we need to get you,
they need you up front.
So, anyway, it all worked out.
And I think it was really fun for the couple.
- Yeah, it was great.
- It was a blast.
- It was fantastic.
And they seemed very calm, but you know
inside they were flipping out.
- Yeah, because when they went to a commercial,
then they went more bananas.
But to have Celine Dion at your wedding, she was so good.
- Yeah, just singing right there.
- What a blast.