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-♫ Search party ♫
-Playing tonight, we have the Tim McGraw party!
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And their opponents, the Faith Hill party.
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All right. First up, we have Tim and Faith.
Come on down. - Go, good luck, good luck.
You can do it, you can do it. -Okay.
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Here´s how the game works. How are you?
Good to see you. -How you doing?
Nice to see you. -Fantastic.
How are you, Tim? -Hey, how are you doing?
Nice to see you. -You guys know each other.
That´s not good. We´re opposite teams, man.
-No fraternizing. -No fraternizing.
-Here´s how the game works.
I will read you the start of an Internet search...
-Oh, Lord. -...and you fill in the blank.
-Oh, Lord, geez.
-We have the top four most popular answers on the board.
You´ll both type in your answers as fast as you can on --
This is called a computer. -Okay.
-And then we´ll see -- -He knows what a computer is.
-If it matches the top four -- -Barely.
-...top four answers -- And here´s the first search.
Ready? -Oh, Lord. Okay.
-Why do country singers always sing about blank?
Now type in your blank.
-Come on, Faith. You can do it. Type it!
Tell me when you´re locked in. -I´m locked in.
-Yeah, locked in? Is everybody locked in?
-I´m locked in. -Locked in.
-Okay, Faith, what did you write?
-Love. -Love?
[ Cheers and applause ] -Good answer!
-Nice answer.
-Tim, what did you write? -D-I-V-O-R-C-E.
-Oh, nice! Divorce.
Let´s see if we have any matches.
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Yeah! -The number-one answer!
-Faith, get on over there! We´re gonna go to Faith´s team.
-That´s great! Come on, we did it, we did it.
Hello, darling. -Hey.
Oh, my God. Hi, Mr. Dawson.
-Once again, name the most popular word
that completes the search, Jimmy.
Why do country singers always sing about blank?
What is it?
-Mama? [ Laughter ]
-Let´s see mama!
Ooh! [ Audience groans ]
-One fail. -What?
-Two fails, and you´re out. -That is not cool.
-James, it´s up to you. Come on.
Why do country singers about blank?
Why do they sing about...?
-Drinking. -Drinking!
[ Cheers and applause ] -Yes!
Let´s see drinking.
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Okay, Faith. -Yes.
You always sing about...
-Um... [ Chuckles ]
Uh, my -- my family.
-Yes, family. -Family.
-I love family.
-Okay. If they get family, you win.
If not, the McGraw steals it.
Ready? Let´s see it.
Ooh! [ Audience groans ]
That´s two.
Tariq.
Tariq Trotter.
-Hey. How you doing? -Famed entrepreneur.
-Yep, yep.
-Country singers. -Yeah.
-They often sing about what?
-We often sing about, uh... -We?
[ Laughter ] -You´re not a country singer.
-The line between country and hip-hop has been blurred.
-You´re right, you´re right. Blurred lines.
-Yeah. -I´m gonna say trucks.
-Yeah. -Trucks!
Let´s see trucks!
Oh! [ Cheers and applause ]
Oh, my gosh!
You guys won that one.
-All right, they got one. -Now we´re gonna start again.
Jimmy? -What was the last answer?
-Let´s see. What´s that number-four answer?
Dogs. -Yeah, yeah, dogs.
-All right, Jimmy and Tariq, get up here.
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[ Cheers and applause ] -Come on, Jimmy.
-All right, ready?
Speaking of dogs... -Come on, Jimmy.
-Yes.
-Why do dogs blank?
Why do dogs blank?
Tell me when you´re both locked in.
Internet search. People queried the Internet.
Ask Jeeves. What does Jeeves have to say?
[ Laughter ] -That doesn´t exist anymore.
-What´s that? -Ask Jeeves.
-I got an assistant.
I don´t know what the Internet looks like.
Jimmy, what did you write?
-I wrote, bark. Why do dogs --
"Why do dogs bark?" Nice.
[ Cheers and applause ] Tariq?
-That´s a good answer.
-I got it right. -You got a good answer.
I said, "Why do dogs run away?" -Oh, Tariq that´s sad.
-Run away? That´s sad.
-My dog -- -Wow.
-Your dogs run away from you?
-I´m still thinking about country-western songs.
-Oh, okay, there you go. We´ve moved on.
Let´s see what we´ve got!
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Bark, number-one answer!
-I´m sorry, I´m sorry. -Oh, my gosh!
It´s a barn burner.
It´s time for you guys to steal. -Run away.
I love my dog in my house. Why do dogs spoon?
Why do dogs spoon with me? -Are they dry?
-James. -Why do dogs sniff?
-Sniff! -Oh, nice.
-We´re not gonna say what. [ Laughter ]
-Yeah. -Sniff. Let´s see sniff.
♫♫ Sniff butts!
I didn´t say that. -Sniff butts!
-That´s your first movie! -That was my first movie.
-I played James Butts. -You were great in that.
-And you played Gary Sniff. -Gary Sniff Butts.
We were a detective team. I remember.
-Sniff ´n´ Butts. -Sniff ´n´ Butts.
-All right, Faith, Why do dogs do...?
-Since we´re on butts, um, poop.
´Cause everybody poops. -They do. That is true.
That is a fact. [ Applause ]
Let´s hear it for poop! -It´s a book.
-It´s a book, it´s a book! -I know.
-The only thing that would make me happier
is if it was the number two answer.
-Ah! -Let´s see -- why do dogs poop?
Let´s see poop! -Ooh!
-There´s no poop up there. -This is rigged. So rigged.
-Why do dogs...? -Dogs do what?
-Dogs do a lot of things. -They do.
Oh, I know. Go ahead.
[ Laughter ] -No, let´s just --
Let´s just get in the zone for a second.
Maybe I can... why do dogs howl?
-Howl. Owl? -Wait.
-Yes! He said it.
He said it! -Let´s see howl!
-All right. -Quest.
-They got it? -Okay.
-We´re going to you, baby.
-Why do dogs bite? -Good answer.
-Bite!
Let´s see bite!
Ooh!
No, we gotta run. That means Team Faith wins!
James, Quest, get up here! [ Cheers and applause ]
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-You got it. -Okay.
This is the final round. -Hoo!
-The final round. For 8 million points.
Name a word that completes this search.
How do I get more blank?
-James, be careful. -James, come on.
-Oh, dear. -You got it?
You know what it is? -This is up to James.
-James has got it? -I´m locked in.
[ Laughter ]
-That´s a good one. That´s a good one.
-I have a feeling this is gonna be filthy.
You locked in? Are you locked in?
-Yeah. -All right.
James. -Money.
-Money. -Yes.
-That´s a nice one.
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-Satisfaction.
[ Laughter ]
What?
-How do I get more satisfaction?
Let´s see it!
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Money! [ Cheers and applause ]
All right.
Faith, we´re gonna start with you.
-Oh, that´s not a good idea.
-How do I get more blank?
-Um, yes, uh...
How do I get more --
-♫ Yes, sir ♫
-♫ Yes, sir, how do I get more ♫
♫ Oww ♫
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How do I get --
How do I get more, uh, intelligence.
I don´t know. -Yes.
-I know -- -Let´s see intelligence.
-It´s not up there. I know. I´m sorry.
-Okay. -I´m sorry, team.
-No, please. My answer --
How do I get more -- How do I get more --
I want to say guac, but I´m not gonna say it.
I´m not gonna say it. -Guac is not your answer.
-How do I get -- How do I get more time?
-Time! -Oh, that´s a good answer.
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-Let´s see time.
[ Audience groans ] -What?
-Now it´s up to you guys for the steal.
-We can steal it. -You can steal it.
If you steal, you win. -What?
-If you steal it, you win.
-The whole game? -One answer.
-Are you allowed to talk to each other?
-One answer. They´re just gonna get one answer.
-Yes, we are.
-If they get this right, they win.
If they get it wrong, they lose.
One answer. You guys ready?
-Yeah. -Oh, wait!
-Yeah. -Okay, ready?
How do I get more...?
-One, two, three.
-Sex. [ Laughter ]
-Let´s see sex!
Oh! [ Cheers and applause ]
The winner! Team Tim!
-The worst! Unbelievable!
My thanks to Tim McGraw, the champ!
Tariq Trotter, Questlove!