fellow dub and graham resident people of britain and the world i don't think you need me to tell
you who i am it's been too long but the waiting is over i finally agreed after months of tricking
negotiations to give you the little people another precious insight into the wild and
wonderful world of philosophy what negotiations melee said we all had to do one of these vlog
things or we got extra chores if i was you i'd watch and listen you might even learn something
so where shall we start my greatest talent just one he knew this was going to be so difficult
what one should i choose above all others
i suppose i'm lucky that i can turn my hand to pretty much anything
my trumpet playing has been healed as unique i could stop
uniquely terrible and my eye for fashion is second to none what do you think always has been i don't
want to disappoint father my screen work so that's what i'm going to go with our new concerto is so
cozy keep going it's always a magical moment when you land
a star and rule nothing beats a bit of family time just me and my little girl
all thanks to ems and conservatories making a house a home and yes cut there there were
a couple of tiny bumps in the world with that particular production i don't want to do it
wait why not i mean you were so excited this morning because i don't know what
it's like to have a mum do i oh floss and how can i pretend if i've never had one my scream
mum helped out with it i suppose acting's all about imagining something until you believe it
so what do you say will you be my pretend daughter cue a little slice of tv gold our new conservation
is so cozy nothing beats a bit of family time just me and my little girl
all thanks to empson conservatories making a house a home it was such a triumph that
afterwards i did prepare a speech for award season just in case i expect you'd like to hear how it
went well some other time maybe no definitely not yes we'd love to hear it i hear you cry
okay i'd like to see my successes all down to my carers and friends at ashton ridge
and all the help and encouragement that they've given me oh sweet i'd like to say that but i can't
because it's simply not true this is all about a once-in-a-generation talent pure and simple
not so sweet moving on what makes me mad
nothing really comes to mind if i'm honest i was here first no you weren't
people who need the bathroom at the same time as i do oh yeah there's a queue i may be sometimes
oh and liars they make me angry people who tell lies are the pigs where are all the posted loops
don't look at me you say that floss but what about that time with the injury don't know what you're
talking about you know your foot that was just a massive mix-up there you go hey floss has chipped
a bone in a photo she's gonna have to take it easy for a bit yeah the nurse said if i don't
it could fall off have you just moved the table here when you think about it who else in this
place would have been so brave and put the remote here when i figured out them such a cool blue
a drink would be nice i'm gasping
and i can't help it if having amazing powers of recovery is yet another of my many attributes
you are so busted
i have to say i'm not really big on heroes
and that's because and i speak from personal experience they have a nasty habit of letting
you down i am an architect aki what i design new buildings and improve existing ones like this
i take the ugly the grey the dismal and sad and transform it to a place of beauty and elegance
i love to do that can i be your apprentice i walk alone please if you don't say yes i can be quite
annoying i won't lie i had thought that hildy the swedish architect seemed pretty cool although i
kept that to myself orbs greetings underlings i am vlas gapison and i work alone kept it to yourself
you met her then 10 minutes later you turned into candy floss it's time to eat meals must be
treasured remember you're a smog sport i don't know what you mean well when you pretended to
like all that unusual swedish food and stuff what you don't understand is i've always had a taste
for rare delicacies of nordic cuisine although it turned out hildy wasn't so keen
raw fish roll mops pick or not roll we've had them in the cupboard for years
and that was because she wasn't all that she seemed behold hildy's masterpiece
the deity's beautiful new attic this isn't for yao's lot
yeah yumpy brian kids huh what happened to our accent i put it on for the clients mr
bramovich danovich thinks it's boston who the millionaire this is for his penthouse
so you pretend to be swedish are you even called hildy of course not it's shad fancy someone
pulling the wool over the eyes of flossy guppy sun i'll let you all into a secret now you might
find it hard to believe that someone like me has a weakness but i do love a treat big secret not
so when it looked like i was going to be fostered by a really nice woman who also ran a cake shop
it was as if all my years of being kind and selfless it finally paid off hey hi welcome
to our humble abode well we live just above here but the shops are family business pretty
cool though hi floss i'm emma how'd you like our shop my new foster mum seemed kind and fun
in her daughter emma was like a perfect ready-made sister
ta-da the cherry floss cake you named it after me you helped with the recipe
pretty cool i've got a cake named after me oh we both do this is emma the amazing rainbow cake
but then came that little misunderstanding all by cleaning wow the samples are popular
well yours are everyone loves the rainbow cake i'm just gonna clean these crowns up i'll do it
no it's fine honestly this is my area it's my responsibility
what happened next was unfortunate and very out of character for me just stop stop what stop being so
perfect and that was that for the fostering plan no used to cry never spilt rainbow cake i suppose
i don't think it's going to work floss i'm really sorry
we'd love to stay in touch but i understand if you'd rather not
can i go now philosophy you okay yeah i hope you find someone who's a better fit for you
how it might have turned out isn't something i dwell on
much is that the sort of thing you'd lie awake for hours at night wondering about is it
anyways it turned out i didn't need a foster family it's all along i had real family out
there this is floss she's taking tyler's place today and who are you who would have thought it
ross me with a brother he's called ross rotten floss like it was meant to be well you ready these
things can get a bit intense good luck our first meeting at the kitchen care forum wasn't exactly a
region success now ross has very kindly offered to give the first pitch for the extra funding
back then you certainly wasn't my favorite person in the world so food we need to learn how to make
dinner as part of growing up i have to restore my idea in the debate so my idea is that we use
the budget to buy our own ingredients adding more variety to the menu we get to be in charge of what
we eat it's cost effective with the money saved we'll even have enough for treats for ourselves
it's a win-win are you kidding me plus what you stole my idea you tricked me politics is a tough
game you'll get the hang of it someday he'd been sneaky and selfish to make sure he came out on top
yeah it's amazing we didn't work out they were related sooner then i started noticing
weird similarities between us jim reid calls the freaky twins mike says we've got a lot in common
and ross is allergic to cats and hates tomorrow slow down eye color check but you can't do this
cupcakes
tomato sauce reduced sugar of course tick
sardines
want some cheese toast yeah
congratulations you're my brother for me the two things all the evidence we needed
but to be see we did have a less reliable backup of a dna test
it's certain well as good as your brother and sister i knew it yeah he's my brother and we
have to stick together especially soon as our viewer mum's out there somewhere
so now we've both got someone to help with the search we have finally counted up the votes for
the prom king and queen and the winners are roll please he's a pretty cool brother as it goes
although let's face it with a sister like me he was hardly going to be anything but was he
so that's me i hope these pills of wisdom can help you improve the way you lead your
dull and unfulfilled lives it's what i like to call giving something back
so can we learn anything from that uh yeah i think i have which is fruital
well the thing that i've learned is out of all your
many many talents the absolute top one would have to be your modesty ah thanks for noticing
you