(upbeat intro)
(alarm ringing)
(cheerful music begins)
- (fake yawn) Good morning guys.
It's me Padgett head-to-toe here.
Okay. We'll do it live.
So when I cue you press this button and follow me inside.
- Yes. I know how to work a phone, thanks.
- And action. Okay guys, we're live here and surprise,
we're on the set of Jordan's brand-new video
in beautiful Hollywood, California.
- (fake cough) Canoga Park.
- Same thing.
I can't wait to see his face.
(door knocking)
Hello?
Now, he's really blasting that music.
- Is he listening to himself?
- Yeah, so? Come on.
Jordan?
(loud rap music)
- [Woman] Jordan.
- [Jordan] Padgett?
- [Woman] Padgett?
What are you doing?
- What do you think they're doing?
- Okay, let's not freak out here, okay?
- Oh my God, I'm so so sorry.
I have no idea how this happens.
Padgett, I'm such a big fan.
(assistant scoffs)
I'm Anniston by the way.
- Your name is Anniston?
- It's a family name.
Well, you've made them very proud.
Thank you
- Ugh you scumbag.
- Pad
- I made you croquembouche.
I even made them with almond flour
so you could (indistinct) your precious ego.
- Come on check this out.
(upbeat tone)
- Jessica, hi, what's up?
- You're going viral, in the wrong way.
- Okay, so you saw the video and while it is unfortunate-
- Unfortunate? My ex-husband's hiking accident
was unfortunate and he was mauled by bears.
- Oh my God, is he okay?
- Better than you.
(upbeat tone)
- Now I'm starting to think
you've never shoveled crap before.
- Only out of a litter box.
And this stump is bigger than my cat.
So you really come here every day before school?
- Yup, since I was 14.
(camera flash)
Wow, you really want to chronicle
your postpoop cleanup look?
- I chronicle everything. it's my job.
(upbeat tone)
- I'm a natural, right?
- Not bad.
- Seriously? More?
- I'm just capturing the moment.
(upbeat tone)
- So, Anniston, just bailed on your bro?
- Yeah, bro. I was on my way to pick her up
and she just texted me and said it's over
said she's going Brent Rivera's, birthday party
with that other dude.
- That sucks, bro.
That Edison chick was hot.
If I were you, I'd be crying too.
- That's okay. My fans are my vulnerability.
Wait, you guys aren't recording?
- Oh my bad.
- Oh my God, guys.
All right, come on.
I need another take
- Okay I got this.
- Damn I lost it. Always be recording.
- My bad, that was my bad.
(upbeat tone)
- You've done this before.
- Literally thousands of times.
- Really? You shaved the guy's face.
(electric shaver turned on)
- Sorry, can't hear you.
(opera music begins)
(upbeat tone)
(vintage electronic remix music)
(upbeat tone)
- Oh my God, Cameron.
- I know this isn't usually my style obviously,
but what do you think?
(upbeat tone)
♪ You make me feel like I'm leaving a teenage dream, ♪
♪ The way you turn me on. ♪
(upbeat tone)
(energetic dance music)
(upbeat tone)
♪ Nightly, beside the green green grass. ♪
♪ Swing swing, swing swing. ♪
(upbeat tone)