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hey dude
what you watching watching america's got
talented groin shots
toss it
looks like somebody's not having kids
anymore
classy dude wow here we go
what's that what happened looks like
it's stuck
no no i'll never know what happened
pretty sure he was going to get hit in
the nards
but how will we ever know come on mow
video
loud dude dude it's not the computer
it looks like the internet is out well
tell it to come back
orangey needs grindy shots no orange
look at the router what where i don't
see a rooster
no here the router all of the lights on
the router are red
oh my god yeah i have no idea what that
means
ah it means that you probably have to
call tech support to fix the problem
why would i call about neck support i
don't even have a neck
stop it you know what i said here call
the support line and try to get it fixed
i'm leaving where are you going
marshmallow and i are going to the
movies
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now i'm hungry for pancakes all right
well i better get the internet
thingy working
lime warner cable how can i help you hey
can you help me fix my rooster
uh what was that my rooster has the red
fleshy flashes and won't give me my
internet okay
are you talking about your router yeah
my roaster it isn't loading my groin
shots
okay well it's called a router and i'd
be happy to help you fix it
so i'm gonna need some help from you can
you tell me what color the lights are on
the front
red like the flavor uh okay um
well red isn't good are the lights solid
or flashing
um they're flashing oh no does that mean
it turned into a bomb
what no is it trying to communicate via
morris code
flash some more if you're actually a
bomb ah i knew it it's a bomb
no it's not a bomb cripes it just means
it's not receiving a signal
oh it just needs some hand signals to
start up got it
i'll just give it a thumbs up oh wait i
don't have any thumbs
please stop screaming ah okay
let's start out by having you reboot the
router really
yes go ahead and reboot the router okay
what the what are you doing
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you told me to reboot my router so i
pulled out my steel toes
no do not kick the router how would that
repair anything kicking it seriously
especially sensitive electronics how am
i supposed to know how to fix a rooster
okay okay what's the router doing now
looks like oh no oh no there's no lights
on anymore
is my rooster dead i don't got the
doodle do not go towards the light
rooster buddy
should i give it cpr no you don't give a
router cpr it's an inanimate object it's
not alive
whew okay good cause i'll be honest i
don't even know what cpr is
ah and like what does it even stand for
anyway
cookie pants rash no candy poop
receptacle
what oh crunking pickle raffle ah
it stands for cardiopulmonary
resuscitation
those aren't words yes yes they are
cruncal monkey bravo booty i love making
up words
too
that's it this is not working i'm coming
over there to fix it myself
he's coming over to fix you rooster
buddy it's a router
a router not a rooster those words
they don't even sound that similar okay
geez no need to be so sour
lime damn
okay you see how easy that was all you
had to do was press the reset button
you saved my rooster's life router
rooster
router that's what i'm saying rooster
router
roaster for the last time it is not
pronounced that way
no rouster
wow what the just happened
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well we're back they wouldn't let us
into the theater because we're
outside food what'd we miss nothing
you're back just in time for this
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what do you guys think this background
or this
background really corey you're gonna use
a zoom call to sell your hip-hop album
first of all it's r b second of all i'm
not selling anything
i'm just requesting a mandatory donation
all right looks like pretty much
everyone is here so
let's get started first item on the
agenda
hey sis would you mind turning off your
electric toothbrush
oh oh you can hear that yes can you hear
it now
yes just out of curiosity can you hear
the sleep blower
yes what yes what
okay i muted sis listen there's gonna be
a lot of people on this call so please
be sure to mute yourselves hello hi
grandpa lemon
where do i dial the telephone number to
get in grab a lemon
you're already in siri dial
the zoom number grab a lemon whoa
where's that voice coming from from your
computer
siri what to compute
all right looks like we're just waiting
on orange oh and speak of the devil
hey everyone
orange don't do that
stop it stop it everyone stop that right
now
i'm trying to keep this zoom meeting on
the rails
did you know that zoom is also an
alternative energy source
this is extreme oh we lost zoom
i thought we were on zoom
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and orange is muted now then let's get
down to business
i called this meeting today because guys
look at orange
whoa he's gonna do it he's gonna reach
his eyeball
see if you can reach your other eye see
if you can reach the stars
see if you can reach the donation button
on my album's website
orange could you please stop that's very
distracting
i know you're muted i'm the one who
muted you but even without making a
sound you're somehow managing too
gross orange knock it off whoa
okay that's actually kind of impressive
but don't touch other people's eyeballs
with your
hey nice okay if i unmute you do you
promise to stop touching other people's
eyeballs
yes great okay so can i just say
something
i apologize i'm sorry i touched other
people's eyeballs
thanks orange now then oh can i say one
other thing
does it kind of look like we're in the
brady brunch
get it brady brunch cause we're food
yes we get it orange okay okay i just
want to say one last thing and then i'll
be quiet
fine what do you want to say
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all right i kicked orange from the
meeting how'd you kick him
you don't even have any sis i suggest
not finishing that joke
if you do i'll kick you from the meeting
as well i wasn't gonna say a joke
yes you were i know exactly what you
were gonna say
no you don't yes i do feet you were
gonna say it's weird that i kicked
orange considering i have no feet
that's totally not what i was gonna say
yeah
then what were you gonna say i was gonna
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say
really guys please control yourselves
this meeting has devolved into absolute
chaos
i couldn't agree more orange i know
that's you
who's orange i'm mustache dave welcome
mustache dave
and goodbye you've been kicked from the
meeting if you kick mustache dave
you're gonna have to kick me too unibrow
carl
have it your way unibrow carl griffin if
you kick them you're gonna have to kick
me in the kidney what why is that corey
i don't know sometimes i just like to
feel alive
oh where where am i here i think it's
safe to say you've lost control of the
meeting
i'm well aware siri
where am i theory can you buy my album
siri are goatees adequate disguises
pear what was this meeting even called
for uh
yeah why are we here yeah good question
what is going on what's up
making a phone call making a phone call
this is shelly how can i help you jelly
you mean like an oyster
no oh okay
can i help you yeah i want to get a tan
okay have you attended this before
um no have you done before like at all
okay and how would you describe your
skin tone orange sir
yeah i'm orange your skin is orange yeah
really orange okay so you have been
tanning no
too much tannin can be really hot i
haven't been tanning
okay so why is your skin orange i was
born like this
do you have some kind of skin condition
no i've got a couple dance that's about
it you should really
come in for a consultation why because
it could cause damage to your skin like
scarring pigmentation and peeling
peeling
yeah well i don't want to get peeled i
saw one of my friends get peeled once
it wasn't pretty he was baked into a
crisp oh yeah
that's why we have to be careful oh okay
sir hi could you hold for a minute
hold what i don't have any hands
oh well la la la la la la la
uh sir oh hi my supervisor um thinks you
should consult a doctor
about what your skin yeah it's orange
right why do you think you need our
services
i just want to look a little bit more
tangerine
you're not laughing okay where are you
going can i come
hello
up what up fruit hello it's your boy lou
apple and today i'm here with grandpa
lemon
great to be here little apple today the
audience wants to know
how to work a phone you up to the
challenge grandpa levin
am i now the first thing you need to
know about using a telephone
is to speak very loudly
what your voice has to carry through
miles and miles of
cables and you don't speak up how's your
switchboard operator gonna know how to
connect your call
um grandpa i don't think that's what
we're talking about today
oh poppycock if there's one thing i know
it's telephones
i once racked up seven dollars in long
distance fees why
seven dollars could buy you a hot rod
and a jar of hair grease in those days
grab a lemon i think they're asking
about the phones people use today
you know phones like this this you
call this little square piece of glass a
phone
it doesn't even have buttons and what i
i'm supposed to call somebody on this
rectangular surfboard seriously
i'm not sure i understand what the who
now operator
is that you grapple lemon that's siri
you summoned her by accident siri i'm
only gonna say this once
get off this line i'm trying to reach
the switchboard
yeah we got ahead of ourselves a bit i
think you need a refresher on how far
phones have come
don't you lecture me about the history
of telephones
why i went to high school with alexander
graham bell pepper no
don't know like i think the audience
wants to know how to use a smartphone
you know like apps and stuff ah that's
precisely how alexander graham bell
pepper met his
end he mistakenly got served as an app
at the met gala
not that kind of app grapple women i
mean this kind of app
whoa and this kind of app
i have so many questions and
this kind of app all right all right
this is too much
enough with the apps time for the naps
maybe you could wait until the episode
is finished
no all righty then already drooling i
see
oh this is actually a good demonstration
of what not to do with your smartphone
most phones are water resistant or even
waterproof up to a point
but still it's a good idea to keep them
away from liquids impossible
otherwise they
i think you're having a food dream about
appetizers they look delicious
grab a lemon please wake up you're
salivating a lot in it
oh who the what now oh my gosh thank
goodness you woke up
the phone was about to blow up oh no we
should get out of here
let's surfboard uh grab a weapon no time
to talk oh i feel
young again this is truly bodacious
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you