(rain falling)
- Do you ever wake up in the morning
and your hair are not cooperating?
It's me every day and every other day.
My face too.
- Being gay is hard.
It's depressing and rainy today.
Do you realize we always talk about the weather
in the beginning of our video?
Like, how boring are we?
- It's because our day depends on the weather.
- Yeah.
I mean the only thing that we want to do right now is, like,
stay dry and be indoors.
So, the only sensible way to spend our time
is to go to the mall.
So, we figure we're going to use our time today
to find a new outfit for Max.
Well, not just a new outfit,
actually a whole new wardrobe.
We're going on a trip to Mexico next month,
and Max wants to dress chic.
He says he's sick of his clothes.
- You said!
- He wants to burn all of them.
- (laughing) You're lying.
It's all you, who said that about my clothes.
- Yeah.
- You want to do all that for moi?
- Yeah.
- Okay.
- He loves shopping.
- (clears throat) Okay, I'll do it for you.
Okay, let's go before it's get too late.
- Let's go.
- Mmm.
- [Max] Who's a good boy?
- [Yos] Come out!
- Ta da!
- [Yos] Oh, look, it matches your eyes!
- It's more for fall than Mexico.
- [Yos] Yeah, but you need that too.
Okay, this is a yes.
- I feel like I'm in vacation.
Or, like, a bowling player.
I'm part of a bowling club.
It's a little tight at the boobs section.
- [Yos] 'cause you have big boobs.
- Mm hmm.
It's my classic t-shirt, you know?
It is the look?
- [Yos] Very vacation.
I'm loving the color palette, like blue and beige.
- That's a different style of me
that you've never seen before.
- [Yos] Yeah, you look very distinguished.
I know why you don't like it,
because it's not skin tight.
- It's so not me.
- [Yos] It looks like pajamas but chic.
- Got a bunch of stuff, thanks Yos.
- [Yos] First store, done.
- What, there's more?
- [Yos] Yes.
Oh my God.
This is the t-shirt of my dreams.
Baby tees.
One size smaller or no?
I feel like one size smaller might be a little too slutty.
Okay and this bag, like, you're gonna hate it.
- I hate it.
(Max laughs)
No.
- That's the color for now.
- [Shop Assistant #1] For this season, yes.
- This season is chocolate.
(group laughing)
- [Shop Assistant #1] It's such a vibe, I love this.
- [Shop Assistant #2] It's a vibe.
- [Shop Assistant #3] Guys, guys, I just bought it
- Oh you just got it too?
(Yos laughs)
- [Shop Assistant #3] Everyone's buying it.
I don't know why I'm feeling shy to vlog right now.
(whispering) There's too many people outside.
- Do a spin.
All right, hands up!
They're going too high!
- [Yos] That is your sailor look.
- Is it?
- [Yos] That is your sailor look.
Spin.
Okay.
- Whoa, I'm dizzy!
- [Yos] That's a yes!
nakey, nakey husband.
Oh my God, Max!
That is a perfect cut.
Perfect.
Are you flexing your back?
- [Max] No.
- [Yos] Oh.
- Nah.
- Max!
It looks so good!
He looks good in everything.
- No.
- He looks good in everything 'cause he has boobs.
Guys with boobs always look good in everything.
You notice that everything you try on, I tell you to buy.
- Yeah.
- Because it looks good.
- Nah, you just want me to get a new wardrobe,
that's all it is.
- No, I think it looks good.
(Max and Yos kissing)
(chair scraping)
I didn't wanna believe it but today is officially fall.
Everything just feels, like, autumnal.
So this is day two of the shopping.
We don't really have that much left.
Max just needs a pair of shoes.
He needs, maybe, pants
and that's pretty much it.
He got a lot of tops yesterday.
But as for me, if you're wondering if I need anything,
so good of you to ask.
I probably just want, like, tank tops.
I have a lot of those tank tops that I wear as P-Js.
These, like, cheap Hanes tank tops.
And while I love this, and this is kind of a vibe,
it is also very see-through and as you can see,
it has gotten a bit yellow over the years.
I wear them every single night
because they're comfortable, they're skin-tight,
they make me feel like I'm hugged
because I wasn't hugged a lot as a child.
So, this feels good.
It feels right.
I need like a good quality one.
(customers chattering)
- Roast beef and cheese and onion, mmmmm.
Oh, look, I can have a mustache.
- I went and got Starbucks and I gave Max the bad one.
That's love.
- [Max] You gen-Zs and your 10 dollar Starbucks coffee.
(Max tuts)
- What's my Starbucks order?
It's ice-shaken espresso, brown sugar, with oat milk.
- So basic.
- I know it's actually really basic.
- Where's the car?
Hold up.
- Shopping day two.
Here we go!
- We're doing this again today?
(Max groans)
Okay.
- Yesterday shopping was actually really fun.
Up until the point where Max had a meltdown
because I got the bag that he didn't want me to get.
- It's not about that.
I didn't get mad,
but you asked my opinion to then do the opposite.
So, like, okay.
Why asking me then?
- Okay, okay, low key I got the bag
because there was only two left.
I picked one up thinking
that I was just gonna go and try one on in the fitting room
and then the employee saw that I took one
so then he took one to buy
and I'm like, oh my God, now there's only one left.
So, I was kind of pressured into buying it.
Pressured by myself.
So, I was like, I'm just gonna get it,
because it's in demand.
- Why are rib-knit tank tops so sexy?
Oh, this one's just no texture.
- Mmm hmm.
I don't know how I feel about that.
It's a wife-beater.
I don't like it.
- [Yos] It's cute.
- I hate it.
It's a no.
These are the true ribbed knits.
I think someone tried it before the box was open.
- [Yos] Oh, oh my God, so good!
Yeah, you need to get it.
- I do.
- [Yos] You need to get it.
Because you can wear it, like, under dress shirts.
- Look, it's my nips.
- [Yos] Yeah, that's the point.
Can I squeeze?
Squeeze!
- Go try yours.
See if you like it.
- Oh it looks so big!
Wait, this is way too big for me.
- [Max] Try it on.
- Kind of prefer when it's tighter.
- I like it tight too.
- [Max] Oh my God, Yos.
Why does that look like you?
- He's definitely white though.
He has green eyes.
- Oh, sorry Brutus, I just hit you in the face!
- It's 5:00pm, is it?
- 4:40.
- 4:40pm, Max had his coffee.
- I'm the one whose a wrecking ball of energy.
- But we have our outfits ready.
We made three outfits total
from the shopping spree that we did.
- It's time to show to you guys.
Let's start with summer outfits.
Do I look like a vacation-ister?
- That's not a word.
- It's not a word?
Do I look like I'm on vacation.
- A tourist.
Somehow we managed to find, like a very similar vibe, right?
His is linin though, mine is not.
This is for our beach look,
obviously to go day-drinking by the water.
- People watching all those muscled daddy
and shredded twinks on the beach.
- I ended up finding this tank top on Amazon
but you cannot convince me that this doesn't look weird
'cause I got this from the women's section
and it has, like, this really sexy back.
- Oh stop it.
Wouldn't it look good with like a nice pair of Birkinstock?
But I don't like my feet in general,
so that's why I don't like wearing sandals.
- You think if you get a pedicure, you'd like your feet?
- No.
- I just have a big giant toe.
Suck it!
- All right, next outfit is another summer outfit.
- Next outfit is my favorite outfit out of the bunch.
- For my next one, I'm just changing,
literally like my top.
This is, like, what ballerina wears.
- It's not.
- See, I want one like yours.
- I need to keep it anyway for the next outfit.
- Do you?
- Yeah.
Stop!
I feel myself in this outfit.
Well I'm dapper.
Mi amore!
You know what would look good on me?
You.
- You know what would look even better with your shirt.
If you take this off and then...
- This one?
- Put that sweater over it and then.
(Max and Yos laugh)
- Your turtle bag?
- It's so cute.
- It's a lot.
- Like if I, if you were to stop and then say hi to me
in, like, a cafe, I'd be like, yes.
- Who's this mysterious man?
But still, I think the cutest outfit is yours.
- This top is from Zara.
I've worn it before and there's actually
I dropped general tow.
Wash it.
- I can't wait to walk on the beach with you at my arm.
I'll be like, I'm so proud of like,
look what I got here.
(Max and Yos kissing)
- And I got daddy.
- Mmm hmm.
The thing I'm about to say I can't say on YouTube.
On maxandyos.com.
- I don't want you to take this one off.
This is my favorite one.
- Is it?
- Even though you're making me return the bag.
You really don't want me to keep the bag?
- I mean, you look like a turtle when you wear it.
It's too big for you.
- What about you?
Would you wear it?
- No.
I don't wear a man purse.
Arms up!
I'll do it for you.
Hair ruined!
My hair!
- You shaved your chest, did you?
- Yeah, I did.
- Big boobs.
You need a bra.
- Do I?
- Hey, we're matching, kind of.
- This is so cute!
- Look at you!
- Oh my God.
- We look like two little gay sailors.
- Very nautical vibes.
This is my favorite one, for sure.
- Is it?
- Yeah.
- Yeah, you look really cute and expensive in it.
I'll take you out for a nice dinner.
And in my little punch bag.
Do we look like cute husband and husband?
- This ended up being the only thing I bought
during the shopping trip while you got
a whole new wardrobe, but that's okay.
- Ah, well thank you for picking out
those cute outfits for me.
It's not my comfort zone but I really appreciate
that you putting outfits together for me.
You have a good taste.
Although you only got one item,
you got a bunch in the last couple weeks
so it's all worth it.
We're even.
- True.
Oh my God, I love.
You can bring this to Mexico too.
That's a good outfit.
It's very gay.
Would this be cute for the airport
or is that like obnoxious?
It's obnoxious right?
- A little bit.
- Yeah.
- But, hey, good job today!
- Hope you guys enjoyed our little shopping trip!
And we'll see you next time.
- You want to see what happened next, go to maxandyos.com.
Bye!
- What are you doing?
- Bad boy! Bad boy!