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Happy Halloween Week, everyone.
All: May your demon chains rattle you to the core.
The CEO of Octadual Formaldehyde is here
to answer questions about the alleged leak --
Mrs. Harriet Bustax.
Well, what a surprise. It's Roger.
Thank you for allowing me to speak.
-Boo! -Criminal!
-Liar! -Ya suck!
Let's give her a chance to explain.
She bribed me with a huge bribe.
What's happening is we're deliberately
pouring formaldehyde into the ground
because disposing of it properly is a whole to-do.
The people of Langley Falls will not stand for this!
Can I just say one thing?
What if formaldehyde were good for you?
I'll admit that is convincing.
But how do we know you aren't lying?
If I were lying,
would I drink the tap water myself?
She likes it so much she pissed herself!
That's what I do when I like something.
Me, too.
Wanna get out of here and go to...
Together: The Sbarro in the food court?
Who wants formaldehyde swag?
[ All shouting indistinctly, cheering ]
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Someone inject this into my veins.
Is that show just about coffee?
The superintendent is here!
Okay, Frankenlewis, remember,
you need to talk about things that aren't just coffee related.
Okay. What is family?
I think he's struggling to understand
some of the more complex theme of "Gilmore Girls."
I Rory and you Lorelai.
We go to Luke's Diner,
you teach me about love and private school.
Yeah, that's not gonna be possible.
[ Roars ]
Luke's Diner or no Boo Brunch!
[ Knocking ] Ellen: Brian, are you ready for me?
Okay. Do this for us and we'll take you to Luke's Diner.
I promise.
Enter, soup-tendent!
Brian, you look terrible, practically dead.
I love that you're always on theme.
You want coffee?
And keep it coming.
Yes!
So, what's up?
Well, I'm a monster.
We're screwed.
You think you're a monster?
You should see how impatient I am with my mother on the phone.
Also, I'm always adopting dogs
and putting them right back on the street.
Speaking of dogs, I saw Snoop Dogg at the grocery store maybe.
And that was my first slice of bread.
Three hours later, we were making love in a motel room.
A mouthwatering tryst, my friend.
Time to go! Well, feels like
it's time to go.
Wait, I just realized I haven't asked anything about you, Brian.
Oh, no.
Ah, well.
Next year.
Bye, bitch.
Ha-ha. That trick was a treat.
We did it!
We got through the Boo Brunch,
and now I can have science club with Snot!
You promise Luke's Diner.
No time, Franky baby.
Maybe later. You break promise.
You be sorry!
Oh, yeah? What are you gonna do?
Use your superhuman brute strength
to kidnap my best friend Snot
who is playing unsupervised on the front lawn right now?
Well, if that's what you're thinking,
you can forget about it.
[ Grunts ]
Aah!
[ Groans ] Toshi, w-w-what happened?
Principal Lewis went mad!
He ran over here, knocked all of us down,
threw Snot over his shoulders, and ran off.
I think I asked Toshi,
but I don't have time to scold you on manners.
And now I don't even have time to listen to Toshi.
I'm coming, Snot!