>> NARRATOR: Back in Ancient Greek history, five Gods' would come together on this day to [BLEEP] with the human.
>> ZEUS: Alright guys. Uh, my name's Zeus.
I'm the God of all Gods.
Which means I'm like better than all of you guys.
>> HADES: He's not Latino.
>> ZEUS: Let's introduce ourselves. What's your name?
>> HADES: Um, Hades.
I'm the God of the underground.
[HADES SPEAKING SPANISH]
[POSEIDON MOCKING HADES]
>> ZEUS: On to the next.
>> ATHENA: Athena.
The God of- Don't touch me!
>> ZEUS: I'm not! I'm not touching-
>> ATHENA: Stop touching me Zeus!
>> APHRODITE: Do you want me to touch you?
>> ATHENA: Don't touch me!
>> HADES: Not me.
>> ATHENA: Why are you all touchy?
>> HADES: I don't wanna touch you!
>> ATHENA: Don't you talk to me like that.
>> ZEUS: Okay...on to the next person.
>> HADES: She's crazy.
>> APHRODITE: I am Aphrodite. The Goddess of Love.
>> ATHENA: Next!
>> APHRODITE: Okay.
>> POSEIDON: I like water.
>> HADES: Ha, that's good. I like fire!
>> POSEIDON: [BLEEP] you!
>> HADES: We use you to flush our [BLEEP].
[EVERYONE OOHING]
>> ATHENA: Fiya! Sick! Sick! >> ZEUS: Haha, yeah.
>> ATHENA: Don't touch me.
>> HADES: Your breath stinks.
>> ZEUS: Anyway, let's look up and see who our next victim is.
>> ATHENA: Pons >> APHRODITE: Lele Pons!
>> ATHENA: Lilly Singh? No Lele Pons.
>> HADES: Dime Mami.
>> ZEUS: She's alright, she's alright.
Okay, let's start off with water boy and go around this way.
Let the ritual begin!
[MUSIC]
[LELE SCREAMING & CRYING]
[MUSIC]
>> APHRODITE: It's show time!
>> TWON KUYPER: No way!
>> LELE PONS: Hey! I think I love you!
>> TWON KUYPER: Look, I... I have a girl...
Come here! I love you!
Wait, who are you?
No! I love you!
Wait!
Yes!
I love you! No!
What's going on?
>> OSCAR MIRANDA: Woo! Woo! Woo! Do not go in there!
>> LELE PONS: What do you want?
>> TWON KUYPER: Oh my God! I love you so much!
You're my dream woman!
I love it when you talk Spanish!
>> APHRODITE: My work here is done!
Oh [BLEEP]!
>> LELE PONS: Oh what a beautiful day!
>> ZEUS: I am Zeus!
>> LELE PONS: It's not even raining!
>> ZEUS: Ha!
>> LELE PONS: What?
[BLEEP] you!
>> INANNA SARKIS: Oh my God! Why didn't we bring a ball? This is so boring.
>> LELE PONS: I know everybody has a ball.
>> INANNA SARKIS: What are we gonna do?
>> LELE PONS: Let's play soccer. Let's play soccer!
>> INANNA SARKIS: Yeah, but they're not gonna let us play. We should have brought our own fricking-
>> LELE PONS: Girls, do you see-
[MUSIC]
>> ATHENA: Ready?
[MUSIC]
Set.
[MUSIC]
Attack!
>> LELE PONS: What?!
[MUSIC]
>> ATHENA: This is Sparta sis!
>> LELE PONS: Yo today has been the worst day of my life.
>> HADES: I've been waiting all year for this!
>> LELE PONS: Like I'm so tired. Everything has gone wrong for me all day. I mean seriously why can't...
>> HADES: She went through a lot today and I can't do this.
>> LELE PONS: And I feel like I'm gonna cry.
>> HADES: This breaks my heart.
>> LELE PONS: I don't know what to do. You know like...
>> HADES: Zeus! I can't!
>> LELE PONS: I just need one friend!
>> HADES: I'll take care of you Mami. I'll take care...
Lele!
[HADES HYSTERICAL]
[GODS TALKING]
>> APHRODITE: The dog was chasing me!
>> ZEUS: Alright guys. Alright. Guys. Til' next year. Thank you so much for coming. It was really fun.
[LELE LAUGHING]
>> LELE PONS: You forgot one thing.
I'm Medusa.
>> NARRATOR: And that was the last day the Gods' came to Earth to do that ritual.
>> MEDUSA: The end.