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Hey guys Tessa here and for today's video. I'm doing a Harry Potter
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Okay, guys, it is time for Harry Potter. Would you rather. I'm going to be using questions from the starfish family Facebook group
So if you haven't joined yet go join! Fangirl with us, join us. Okay, let's do this
Simon asked would you rather eat lunch in Moaning Myrtle's
Bathroom while she's crying over your sandwich, or get rejected by your crush in front of the Whomping Willow?
Well, I know why Moaning Myrtle is crying over my sandwich because it's gluten free and it probably doesn't taste too good. Also,
She's a ghost so she can't taste the food anyway. w\Why is she crying over my sandwich?
Did I try to throw it at her or something? Maybe she's just hungry and she really misses eating sandwiches
Is there a Panera in Hogsmeade. Or get rejected by my crush in front of the Whomping Willow? Why are we in front of the Whomping Willow?
I don't wanna get smacked by the Whomping Willow or get rejected
Next Celia asked Would you rather be sorted by the sorting hat or JK Rowling herself? Ah
Geez, this is an impossible question
I mean the Sorting Hat itself because that would mean that Hogwarts is real but then like JK Rowling herself
Because she created Hogwarts. It's like the chicken or the egg. Which came first JK Rowling or Hogwarts
Either Hogwarts really does exist and JK Rowling is actually Gilderoy Lockhart or JK Rowling created
Hogwarts you never know... Constant vigilance!
I'm going to choose by the Sorting Hat itself because that means that I'm at
Hogwarts and that means that Hogwarts is real. But having JK Rowling sort me talk about a dream if she sorted me and told me
I was like a Hufflepuff. I would change my house immediately
She is like the only person that I would change my house for if she's like
I don't see you as a Ravenclaw. I'd be like I've been wrong this whole time
Katie asks, would you rather be Flitwick's height or
Hagrid well, I'm already closer to Flitwick so I can you know live that short life
But Hagrid. New range of possibilities. So much closer to the sky. So much closer to the ceiling
This is just me like imagining being taller. Hagrid's really tall though. I feel like being Hagrid sized
You would actually run into more problems
Then if you were Flitwick sized. Just like if you have magic and you're Flitwick sized you can just use
Magic to reach things. I can't open doors because I'm too small. So
Magically, I could open them. I can't reach things but magically I could get them
Whereas if I'm just Hagrid I wouldn't be able to fit in rooms. It would be uncomfortable
I'd basically be like Will Ferrell in Elf when he's showering. That would be me as Hagrid so I'm gonna go with Flitwick.
I like being short. So all my fellow shorties out there, I love you.
parla asks, would you rather date Sirius or
Snape. Carla is this a trick question?
Because I'm already dating
Snape (it's true). If you guys didn't know, I am dating the potion master we have been dating for almost seven years now
That's absurd. I'm really bad at the voice.
I can't do it. Rory asks
Would you rather be a muggle but be a good person or be a witch and be a Death Eater?
Oh, this is a good question. It's like so tempting, but I don't think I could be a Death Eater. I just couldn't do it
I'm too kind on the inside. I'm too nice guys. I'm too nice
I'd just be a nice muggle Daisy asks
Would you rather receive a butt cake from Hagrid on your birthday or receive any broomstick you want from Sirius?
Okay, so I answered this on our podcast Fantastic Geeks
But I wanted to answer it again because I feel like this is important to let you guys know, and mom if you are watching
This which I don't think you are
but if you are it is my dream to get a
Hagrid butt cake, and I've never had one! My birthday is on September 1st
And I've never had a Hagrid butt cake. That's all I want. So you could keep your brooms Sirius!
You can keep your Nimbus, your Cleansweeps, your Firebolts. All I want is a butt cake.
Dominika asks would you rather eat ten of the worst Bertie Botts Every Flavour Beans at once, or be
transfigured into a ferret for 10
Days? It depends on which beans we're talking about here because my favorite Bertie Botts bean is the grass bean
Would that be considered a gross bean? I just like eating grass I guess
You know how people are like I gotta get this bread. I'm just like I gotta eat this grass.
So it's like if I got ten grass beans all up in my mouth. I'm good, man
But if I have like a mouth full of vomit beans no, no, no, Toa asks
Who would you rather save, Fred or Dobby? You guys can't ask me these death questions
Okay, who would you rather save. Who is still going to die?
That is way too much pressure to think about like I could never be God
I can only be God when I'm playing The Sims that's it or when
I'm playing Rollercoaster Tycoon, and people are complaining about my amusement park. So I picked them up and I drown them
That's the only time. Otherwise, I can't choose like Fred or Dobby what! I'm gonna choose Fred
Don't hate me. Dobby sans. I still love you
I will wear socks in his honor Meaghan asks
Would you rather punch Umbridge in the face or be able to kill Voldemort?
Am I like Harry this situation or myself? Probably myself. Okay Tessa. I'm not a murderer
I don't like to murder. This is why I'm not a Death Eater
I can't murder so I'm just gonna punch Umbridge in the face. How
Satisfying, you know those like satisfying video compilations. It would be like slime slime slime punched in the face Umbridge!
Kayla asks, would you rather have Sirius Black as your cool uncle or Molly Weasley as your mom?
Sirius would be so fun. He just like come pick me up in his like flying motorcycle and he'd be like come on
Let's go. I want Sirius Black as my uncle. Taylor asked. Would you rather have an invisibility cloak but always have to carry a
lantern! (dissolves into laughter)
Good burn to Harry or play Quidditch, but you are a human snitch. What a great question
Well, you know in like muggle Quidditch, there are human snitches, but I do not think I could be a human snitch
I just don't really like running. That sounds exhausting
So I'll just carry my lantern when I have my invisibility cloak on. I'll just be a floating Lantern
Naomi asked Would you rather go to the Yule Ball with Viktor Krum or Ron Weasley? Hello boys.
Bachelor number one is Mr. Viktor Krum. He is kind he is
Big. Large like a large human. He's famous. He likes working out. Not that smart. Not that smart
Then we have Ron Weasley bachelor
Number two. Red hair, hand-me-down robes, broken wand. A little smarter. Funny, has a big nice
Family, he's willing to play play you some chess. Grab a Butterbeer
Honestly, I would date Ron. even if he's like really annoying at the dance
I would just be like come dance with me you fool. Sorry Victor, Victor. I love you
Apparently not. Kai asks
Would you rather drink troll snot or lick a flobberworm? Ew
Disgusting. I'm trying to picture it. This is The Wizarding World fear factor
Ah, I feel like I would lick the worm
I'm just thinking about like those troll bogies that were on Harry's wand and oh, no. Thanks. No
I don't want boogers in my tum. Fundy asks, would you rather
intentionally fail potions to piss off Snape or
Transfiguration and piss off McGonagall, which teacher would I want to hate me less?
Which class would I intentionally fail?
It's hard because I feel like if Snape hates you he takes away all these points whereas McGonagall at least is still fair
But I feel like Snape would definitely hate me
We would get along. Also, I was really bad in chemistry
I would not be good at Potions if I'm already failing Potions, Potions It is. Sorry Snape and last question
Gabriel asked would you rather have a nose like Voldemort or throw-up slugs every day for 10 years?
How many slugs are we talking about here?
Are we talking about like what like burp out one slug per day cuz that's pretty manageable
If it's a couple slugs, then that's fine. I can handle that. How would I look without a nose. There we go. Okay, no nose
I mean, I wouldn't look that bad without a nose. I look very snake-like
But like I feel like I could rock it
So maybe I'll just go with the nose answer. So I don't even have to deal with the slugs. Who nose?
Guys! I think that's it! I love these videos, it's like
We're hanging out and talking about Harry Potter it's my favorite thing
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