>> THANK YOU ALL FOR BEING HERE. I'M GLORIA HARMAN FROM THE PAR
NORMAL RESEARCH INSTITUTE AND THIS IS DR. ISAAC LUND, HEAD OF
PARRA PSYCHOLOGY AT STANFORD. >> NOW, WE'RE QUITE INTERESTED
IN YOUR CASE AS YOUR ENCOUNTER HAS YIELDED VERIFIABLE EVIDENCE
PROVING THE EXISTENCE OF GHOSTS. >> I MEAN THIS IS WILD.
LIKE WE WERE JUST THREE BUDS STAYING AT A HOTEL AND NOW WE
SEE DEAD PEOPLE. >> SO WHAT HAPPENED WHEN THE
ENTITY FIRST APPEARED? >> I WAS IN MY ROOM AND I FELT
GOOSEBUMPS AND I FELT LIKE A GLOWING PRESENCE NEAR ME AND A
BEAUTIFUL WOMAN NAMED ABIGAIL. SHE NEEDED MY HELP TO CROSS
OVER. >> YEAH, I WAS WATCHING ANT-MAN
AND THE WASP ON HOTEL TV. JUST LIKE HIM.
I FIND THE CONCEPT OF SHRINKAGE PRETTY IRRESISTIBLE.
KIND OF EXCITING TO ME. >> THAT'S GREAT.
BUT CAN WE FOCUS ON YOUR CONTACT WITH THE SPIRIT?
>> OH, YOU BET. THAT'S WHEN I SAW A MAN ARTHUR
WEARING A CRISP SUIT AND A REAL FRIENDLY SMILE.
HE TOO CLEARLY HAD UNFINISHED BUSINESS HERE.
>> AND YOU, MISS RAFFERTY. >> WELL, A LITTLE DIFFERENT FOR
ME. I FIRST GOT THE HUNCH SOMETHING
STRANGE WAS AFOOT WHEN I YAWNED AND A THOUSAND BEES FLEW OUT OF
MY OPEN MOUTH. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> AND DID THE ENTITY ALMOST MATERIALIZE BEFORE YOU?
>> YEAH, EXCEPT MY GHOST CRAWLED OUT OF THE TV RING STYLE.
AND THIS GUY WAS LIKE, PICTURE DANNY DEVITO GOT HIT BY A TRAIN,
RIGHT, AND HE SAYS, I'M TOBY, LET'S GO!
AND HE YANKS ME OUT OF BED. MIND YOU, I'M WEARING MY P.J.s,
XL MEN'S NO ANKLE AND T-SHIRT TOP.
SO I'M RUNNING THROUGH THE HOTEL GIVING GUESTS A NICE VIEW OF MY
FUZZY AND MY SCUZZY. BETWEEN YOU, ME AND THE COCONUT
TREE, SIR, IT'S A JUNGLE DOWN THERE.
I DON'T HAVE A LANDING FIELD SO MUCH AS I HAVE AN ABANDONED
AIRFIELD. HEY, AN EXPERIENCED PILOT CAN
LAND ANYWHERE, RIGHT? >> DAMN STRAIGHT.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> AND WERE YOU TWO ALSO LED
AWAY BY THESE SPIRITS? >> YEAH, ABIGAIL TOOK MY HAND
AND GENTLY GUIDED ME TO A NURSING HOME NEARBY.
IT BECAME CLEAR LIKE I WAS SOME SORT OF MESSENGER.
>> ARTHUR GUIDED ME ACROSS THE STREET TO A CLOSED-DOWN THEATER.
I GOT THE SENSE IT WAS SOMETHING OF A HOMECOMING FOR HIM.
>> WHAT? THESE TWO ARE MAKING POTTERY
WITH PATRICK SWAYZE, MEANWHILE BEETLE JUICE GOT ME ON ONE OF
THOSE BIRD SCOOTERS LOOKING FOR HIS EX-GIRLFRIEND SHANE HIS
APARTMENT AND MY NIGHTSHIRT IS SNAPPING LIKE A SAIL IN A SIFT
BREEZE SO MY FUNNEL AND BABY TUNNEL ARE IN FULL VIEW.
CARS ARE SLOWING DOWN, THEY'RE HONKING.
THEY'RE SCREAMING PUT SOME PANTS ON.
LOOK AT ME STILL STOPPING TRAFFIC AT 27 YEARS OWED.
>> YOU'RE ONLY 27? I'M SORRY.
NOW, WHAT WAS THIS UNFINISHED BUSINESS THESE SPIRITS NEEDED
YOU FOR? >> OH, WELL ABIGAIL TAKES ME TO
THE BEDSIDE OF THIS SLEEPING OLD WOMAN.
IT WAS HER DAUGHTER. SHE SAYS, TELL HER SHE WAS
RIGHT. >> AND THEN ARTHUR GOT ON STAGE
AND HE BEGAN TO SING AND DANCE, AND SUDDENLY THE FIGURE LOOKED
AS IT DID IN ITS PRIME. IT WAS MAGICAL.
LIKE WATCHING "HONEY, I SHRUNK THE KIDS" FOR THE FIRST TIME.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> ONCE AGAIN, I TAKE THE ROAD
LESS TRAVELED. IT MADE ALL OF THE DIFFERENCE.
BECAUSE WHEN WE GOT TO SHANA'S PLACE, TOBY SAYS IN ORDER FOR
HIM TO CROSS OVER I GOT TO, QUOTE, UPPER DECK THAT BITCH'S
TOILET. >> I'M SORRY, UPPER DECK?
>> YEAH. EVER THE GENTLEMAN TOBY
EXPLAINED THAT'S WHEN YOU DO YOUR BUSINESS IN THE TOILET TANK
INSTEAD OF THE BOWL. THE ONLY PROBLEM IS, I DON'T GOT
TO GO. NO TORPEDO IN THE TUBE.
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING, MA'AM? >> YES.
YES, I DO. CONTINUE.
>> RIGHT, RIGHT. SO I HEAD INTO SHANA'S BATHROOM
AND I CLIMB UP THERE LIKE -- PARDON ME, KIRK.
YEAH, I GOT ONE FOOT OVER HERE ON THE TP HOLDER AND THE OTHER
FOOT ON THE SINK. I'M IN A VAN DAMME SPLIT TRYING
TO GET AN ASSIST FROM THE VANITY, TRYING TO KNOCK ONE
LOOSE. AND NOT EVEN A PELLET.
I'M SHAKING AND I GOT NOTHING, MAN.
MAN, I GOT NOTHING. AFTER 30 MINUTES --
[ APPLAUSE ] -- IT BECAME CLEAR THE GROUNDHOG
WASN'T GOING TO SEE ITS SHADOW, SO I CALLED IT.
WASN'T AN IDEAL END TO THE NIGHT, BUT AT LEAST I WANT ALONE
ON MY BIRTHDAY. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> WELL, HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY. HOW DID THE SPIRITS DEPART?
>> WELL, MINE APPEARED ABOVE AND I DON'T KNOW IF IT WAS HEAVEN OR
WHAT, BUT ABIGAIL SMILED AND WALKED INTO IT.
>> THE SAME LIGHT CAME FOR ARTHUR.
AS HE STEPPED INTO IT, I GAVE HIM A STANDING OVATION.
>> YOU KNOW, THAT REALLY RIPS MY NIPS.
BECAUSE MAN, TOBY JUST BAILED ON ME, POOF, HE'S GONE.
JUST IN TIME FOR SHANA TO GET HOME.
SO I SCOOT MYSELF OUT OF THE WINDOW AND I'M SHIMMYING DOWN
THAT DRAIN PIPE WITH MY PLEASE HUMP AND CHEESE TRUMPET
DISPLAYED FOR THE NEIGHBORHOOD. AND I'M THINKING COLLEEN, YOU
CAN'T BE STAYING UP ALL NIGHT PUTTING YOUR BODY THROUGH THIS.
PATRICK AND RYAN ARE GOING TO BE FURIOUS.
>> I'M SORRY, WHO ARE PATRICK AND RYAN?
>> THE GAY COUPLE WHOSE BABY I'M CARRYING.
I'M A SURROGATE, PAL. >> WELL, THANK YOU.
AND NOW WE'D LIKE TO TAKE YOU FOR SOME MORE TESTS.
>> YOU GOT AN ULTRA SOUND MACHINE?
BECAUSE PATRICK OR RYAN ARE BEGGING FOR AN UPDATE.