Good news, everyone.
Uh-oh. I don't like the sound of that.
Good news, everyone.
Good news, everyone!
Great news, everyone.
You'll be delivering a package to Chapek 9.
A world where humans are killed on site.
Good news, everyone.
Good news, cry babies!
Bad news, everyone.
By the time you watch this tape, I'll be gone.
Leaving behind nothing but a history of failure and my original hip bones.
Good news, everyone.
Good news, everyone!
Those asinine morons who canceled us
were themselves fired for incompetence.
Woo!
Whoever you all are, I have good news.
Good news, everyone.
Good news!
All these pine trees are fighting global warming by producing oxygen.
Happy now, Gore?
Yeah.
But I'd be happier if I had a set of lungs.
Good news, everyone.
Top secret news, everyone.
Good news, everyone.
Several years ago, I tried to log on to AOL, and it just went through!
Wee!
Crew, as you know, I've delivered a lot of good news in the past.
Good news, everyone!
Good news, nobodies.
Bad news, everyone.
Good news, everyone.
I'm still technically alive.
Good news, everyone.
We were supposed to make a delivery
to the planet Tweenis 12, but it's been completely destroyed.
Why is that good news?
They paid in advance.
Good news, everyone.
Oh. Great news, everyone.
Shove it. We quit!
Impending news, everyone!
Good startling news, everyone!
Pfft.
What kind of bozos would start a Bender protest group?
Good news, everyone!
Hermes and I have started a Bender protest group.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news.
Also, good news, everyone!
Good news, everyone!
Bad news, fancy men.
Good news, everyones.
After carefully reading the scriptures,
we've concluded that none of us are evil.
Yes, the Bible is the real good news.
Good news, everyone.
Good news, everyone!
Bad news, everyone.
Good news, Mom.
I've invented a new children's toy.
I call it QT McWhiskers.
When you pet it, it shoots rainbows from its eyes.
Meow.
G.N.E.!
Good news, multiplayers!
Good news, everyone.
Report to my bedroom for a private exhibition.
Mm.
Bad news, everyone.
Good news! We're back in business.
Good news, everyone.
I've taught the toaster to feel love.
Good news, everyone.
The university is bringing me up on disciplinary charges.
Wait, that's not good news at all.
Good news, everyone!
Good news, boss.
I can't swallow that.
Well, then, good news. It's a suppository.
Good news.
There's a report on TV with some very bad news.
Good news, everyone.
I'm a horse's butt.
I am?
Good news, everyone.
Good news, muchachos.
Good news, everyone.
You all know the orphanarium where Leela grew up?
Sure. We talk about it all the time.
Really?
No. Burn!
Good news, anyone.
Oh.
Bad news, nobody.
The supercollider super exploded.
Movietone News, everyone.
Fox News, everyone.
Sad news, everyone.
I'm lonesome.
It's bad news, me.
Good news, everyone!
I'm in terrible pain.
How is that good news?
It's not.
I've run out of Good News brand herbal supplement.
If you don't get me more Good News, everyone,
my arthritis will make me seize up like a dried monkey carcass.
Good news, everyone.
Someone's home is on fire.
Who likes good news?
Everyone?
Then good news, everyone.
Good news, everyone!
You perfected dog mascara?
Far from it.
If you ask me, they look like a bunch of hookers.
Good news, everyone.
We have a mission to further the noble cause of intergalactic peace.
Nope.
Good news, everyone.
News, everyone!
Good news, everyone!
Well, what is it?
What is what?