♪ (classical music) ♪
- So just put a little apple cider vinegar in your tea,
and that should do the trick.
Apple cider vinegar cures EVERYTHING.
- (woman on phone) Thanks, I'll definitely try that.
I've been sick all week. - No problem.
- (woman) How have you been? How are things with Brett?
Did you break up with him yet? - Um...
- No, we didn't break up.
We actually ended up moving in together.
- (man on phone) Dude, you've been talking about
breaking up with her for months.
- I know, but I couldn't do that to Brett.
- You're right, you're right.
Man, I just couldn't break her heart like that.
Mm-hmm. Well, you see, the thing about Mona
is that she's just so nice. - Brett's just way too nice.
- Nice to hear from you, huh, Steven. - It's so nice
talking to you. - It was great.
Okay, goodbye. - I really hope the apple cider vinegar...
- Bye now. - ...works. Okay, see ya.
♪ (plucky background music) ♪
♪ Let me into your atmosphere ♪
♪ I'm going to orbit your interior ♪
♪ You adapt with no gravity ♪
♪ A space station in plain sight ♪
Oh my god. Am I bothering you?
- No, no, no, the inventory can wait. I've got something for ya.
- (excitedly) What? What?
- Huh? - (gasps softly)
- Celebrate our move-in together?
- Oh my gosh, that's so sweet. It's so fancy.
- It is a rare vintage from--
(cork pops) Oh. Heh.
Oh, I totally forgot. You can't have carbonation
because it corrodes your esophagus for singing.
- Oh, but this was so thoughtful. I should have some.
- No, no, that's crazy.
You know what? I'm just gonna pour it out.
- What? No!
No-no-no-no-no-no, I can't let you do that.
- What? No, no, no.
If you're gonna do something bad for your health,
I'll do it too then for solidarity, huh?
Mm! Gluten.
♪ (chipper music) ♪
♪ (dramatic chord) ♪ - (shrieks)
(gasping) Hey, babe?
- (Brett) One sec.
Sorry, I just had to preserve that specimen before it went bad.
That is going to be a problem because you're vegan, isn't it?
- No, it's fine.
- Okay, are you sure? Because I can totally quit my profession
and do something completely different with my life.
- No, no, keep your profession. Uh, listen...
Now that we've been living together for a little bit...
- I think that this relationship should...
- Should...
should keep on compromising.
- Yeah. Yeah, okay.
- I'm just gonna go... take a shower.
♪ (chipper music) ♪
- (sighs)
Oh no. The shower.
- (Mona screams)
(gasps)
- Sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm going to start applying to law schools tomorrow.
- (raspy voice) Don't you dare. (clears throat)
Sorry, I just lost my voice from all the screaming.
- Look, by the way,
do you happen to know where my formaldehyde is?
Because all I can find is this throat remedy
that is in a very similar-looking bottle.
♪ (plucky music) ♪
I am so sorry.
- No, don't be. I actually think
getting my stomach pumped brought us closer together.
- Yeah, I mean--
I mean, I definitely know the color of your bile now.
- Can we talk? - Yeah, let's, uh-- let's talk.
- I've been thinking.
- Me too.
- And I think that maybe if we maybe think about possibly...
- Maybe we should...
- Yeah, just... (clicks tongue)
- Yeah, I mean, nothing permanent though.
- No, right. That'd be crazy.
Just a couple of months or...
- Or weeks.
- Or just a night off, really.
- And it doesn't really even have to be tonight.
- It could be any night. Any night at all.
- (man) Okay, that's enough.
We can't keep filming forever. Just end it already.
- (both, forcibly) Sorry.
- No sorrys. I'm calling it; you're broken up.
♪ (dramatic chord) ♪
- Wow, that sound effect and music is kinda harsh.
Can we try something a little less mean?
- Yeah, and maybe like a question mark at the end
so it's like, "End of relationship?"
So it's not so forever and final.
(disgruntled typing)
♪ (harp arpeggio) ♪
- (satisfied scoff) Much better. - So much better.
(facepalm)
♪ (classical music) ♪