So lovely people we're gonna make some...
That's what I normally do.
Really?
Yeah, yeah just naked with an apron
Have you seriously done that?
No I burnt the end of my penis
Really, really good. Oh!
You any good at knife skills
Hello, oh hi guys... sorry
She's gonna walk in the door and she's gonna go
Alfie, alfie?
Then there's me with an apron, naked?
Yes, yeah, no yeah
You're in the background, so you're here. I think you should just be going
Just like this...
Yeah, ok now...
What do you think she'll say?
She's gonna love it
Oh Alfie!
So shall I play her?
This is really turning into a weird collaboration, but I like it
Do you cook much?
Not enough, not enough
If you could pick a savory dish what will be the one thing you'd want mister oliver
to come and help you do
Do you know what I love?
Yeah?
Erm... I've forgotten the name of them now
That does give us a problem... ok
Can I have a clue? What does it look like?
Like, they're like.... balls, balls, balls... dough balls
Dough balls?
Not dough balls! not dough balls!
Ok doughnuts?
Nope.
Savoury or sweet?
Savoury.
Japanese? Chinese?
Dim sum?
No they're not. My mum cooks them for me!
Your mum, so is it British?
Yeah I'm guessing...
Dumplings?
Yes, dumplings!
God Damn-it!
We got there!
Alfie Deyes want's to know what to do with dumplings
Ah how's your mum?
She's good
Shall we give her a shout out? Let's give her a shout out
Mrs Deyes... with your boy... making these cookies
He's going to make them for you when he gets home.
Let me unravel, the matrix of getting of getting to a womans heart.
which is about saying, I love you, I love you... in special ways
In special ways
bare with me.
He taught me snapchat the other day.
Yeah we got you on there... your snapchats are good!
I'm still learning... I need to improve my technique
But yeah, so I'mg getting down with it... I'm learning from Alfie