Hello everybody and welcome back to my bedroom!
You haven't seen that in a while.
That sounds slightly provocative.
Moving on!
It's time for another ask evan!
The only ask series on YouTube where you ask legitimate questions and I answer with illegitimate
puns.
Let's get started.
Did you see any hobbits in New Zealand?
Well as a person of above-average height, everybody I met in New Zealand was in fact
a hobbit.
However, when I asked them, they didn't really tell the truth about it because I heard they're
hobbitual liars.
Yeah, like the Hobbit poster in the back yeah!
Can you give me a pun about bread please pretty please!
Well I would loave to give you a pun about bread, but this video is already jam-packed
full of puns so I don't think I'll have enough time?
How badly have you ever been sunburned?
I'm guessing this is relevant to my last video.
If you watch that, my strumming arm was red as a tomato.
Sorry it wasn't a misSUNderstanding.
That was probably the worst I've been burnt in the last year.
There's not that much sun here in England.
Which YouTuber would you like to marry if you could?
Probably Bridebride on tour.
I'm sure we'd make beautiful tall babies.
Would you rather have a period every month or have a boner for the rest of your life?
This question is basically, would you rather be a girl or have a boner for the rest of
your life.
To be honest, the boner thing wouldn't be that big of a deal until they started hugging
people.
They might COCK a few eyebrows.
It's not appropriate.
Have you and Dodie made the chore chart yet?
No, I feel like we need a chore chart to figure out who's going to make the chore chart.
Cause none of us have made the chore chart yet.
Opinions on Nicolas Cage?
Well I've watched a lot of his movies, and if I had to rate them
on a grade scale, I'd probably give them all solid BEES!
New merch shop?!
Yes!
I finally have a new merch shop it's in the description down below, and just between you
and me, I've got a few punny products on the way, so watch this space.
Are the fairy lights still in the oven?
Oh God.
I just figured we would've taken them out OVENtually.
Sing this?
We'll go down in history.
Remember me for penny panic!
Have we officially converted Dodie into loving pop punk yet?
Well despite me getting her to cover Young Volcanoes by Fall Out Boy with me last week
and getting her to listen to a lot of pop punk on the road trip she's just not into
that music.
That's just not her.
As it is.
Can you make up a pun on the spot?
What do you call it when the person who pays for you to work the corner does the opposite
of push you?
Pimple.
Cause I made it up on the SPOT.
Who wakes up first in Dovan Flat?
Well considering I have a job and Dodie doesn't, it's me.
Why don't you collab with bigger YouTubers?
Why don't bigger YouTubers collab with me?
No to be honest, I would collab with people bigger than me, but I feel like I just don't
wanna do a standard video if I did that?
I'd have to have like this really good idea.
And plus I only really collab with friends.
Even though there's some bigger YouTubers that like watch my videos and I respect greatly,
I'd really wanna have a cool video idea or they have a cool video idea before I really
collab with anyone.
You know what I'm saying?
I don't wanna make content for content's sake.
I wanna make good stuff.
What can I say to my crush to convince him to date me?
As I was trying to come up with an answer for this I was like why don't I just follow
this advice?
Just ask him out for coffee or just Yo you free this Saturday?
Why don't we just go watch a movie?
It's that easy!
It's that easy, is it?
Says the guy who hasn't been on a date in a year.
How much phan merch do you own?
Well, one of our lovely viewers, phantidote, has given Dodie and I this lovely calendar.
So, let's turn to April, we're gonna have to get through.
*laughs*
What is your next travel destination and can I join?
Actually by the time you're watching this, I'll be doing a roadtrip in Belgium.
Because I decided to go to Belgium.
So bit late on that.
Sorry.
Make a poem about memes.
I love watching YouTubers.
Especially those on gleam.
But I'd give it all up for just one dank frog meme.
Where did you learn to be good at puns?
Teach me your ways!
Well Zoe, you forgot the hashtag, but I can still help you.
It's okay!
Basically, the way I do it is whenever I hear people talking or tweeting and I see words,
I automatically break them up into their syllables and then in my head these syllables are automatically
cross-referenced with other words that sound like them.
And related words within that little niche.
And then I make puns out of it!
Like hopefully really fast.
Like I wasn't born like that.
Wasn't like I came out of the womb like goo goo ga ga.
Bad Romance.
Lady gaga.
It wasn't just like that.
Practice makes perfect and the more puns you make, the more puns you can't stop making.
It's a problem, you gotta help me!
When we were in New Zealand driving, I didn't want to fall asleep so in order to stay awake,
Dodie and I came up with a lot of different car puns.
Cause that's what you do.
And one of my favourites that I came up with was what do you say to your actor friend Mr
Connory when you don't want him to leave, but you want him to keep dismissing your opinions?
Stay, Sean!
Wag on!
Station wagon.
It's terrible.
It's beautiful.
And terrible.
Make a pun out of pythagoras theorem.
I could tryangle.
What is your advice for someone who wants to start a YouTube channel?
I could use the classic answer that every YouTuber likes to answer with now which is
so funny which is "Start YouTubing 5 years ago!"
That was funny 5 years ago.
The new joke is start YouTube 10 years ago.
But in reality, just keep making stuff.
You're gonna be bad.
And then just keep doing it.
Keep being bad, but then you get better.
Get honest opinions, and then just keep making stuff.
Honestly, the only way you can get better at anything is practice, so the same goes
for YouTube.
I wasn't normal at talking to a camera when I first started.
I was terrible.
How does this make you feel?
To be honest, it hurts whenever you wind up using recycled jokes like that, it makes me
feel like I'm gonna blade.
Blade.
*laughs*
Have you seen the film Paddington?
Actually I saw that on my flight back to England, and it was really good!
I thought I wouldn't be able to bear to watch it, but it was really good.
It had a lot of British jokes in it that I don't think I would've gotten 4 years ago.
But now I was like hah rain.
Describe your trip to New Zealand in 3 words.
We smelt bad.
D'ere were hobbits.
Mountains.
Mountains everywhere.
I saw stars.
Do you ship Dodie and Sammy?
No, that's kinda rude.
Sammy already has a girlfriend.
I mean I'm pretty sure I mentioned it in an old video.
Fake fan.
Were you breast fed?
Well, I asked my mother this and she said when she was deciding whether to give me formula
or her own nature's milk, she said "only the breast for my little kid."
Can you recreate Dodie's eyeliner tutorial?
I've gotten this tweet from like 4 or 5 different people so yes.
I'm gonna have to try it now.
Dodie's asleep in the other room.
It's 4 in the morning.
But I've got her eyeliner here.
Let's try it out.
Okay, so I did watch Dodie's video.
I know all the perks now.
I'm gonna try this out.
Ahh there we go.
Oh no.
I have to make sure it's a straight line.
So we're gonna have to dip it back in.
She said super thick.
She said thick like 8 times it was like talking to Meghan Trainor.
Good.
we made the wing.
This being my first time, I get a slight...
Oh God it's in my pupil.
Oh there look at this.
I don't need Dodie.
Okay this one's...
I'm gonna try the other one.
Oh that's so much better.
I had to switch out for the newer one.
Oh look at that wing!
Look at that nice wing I'm about to take off man.
Oh it's a sad wing.
Cleopatra comin' atcha.
Cover the eyeball.
Oh we're getting better.
I wish I could start over to be honest.
I feel like I could do it now.
This is the finished look.
Nice and thick she said.
Nice and thick.
It looks like this eye has a fringe.
Just down the side.
You know I don't look so bad when I'm all blurry but then you... oh
Well I hope you guys find me extra attractive cause I got work in another 4 hours and I
don't think I'm gonna have enough time to get this stuff off.
So thank you so much for watching.
If you did like the video please give it a like below.
Other than that, I'll see you guys next Sunday!
Good bye.
*cue catchy whistling tune* *swoosh*
I love memes so much.