- I have this face cream that smells like cat pee
and it's so expensive.
Can I keep these?
(bright orchestral music)
Hi guys!
This is Kesha and I'm here to play "Exensive Taste Test".
The rules of this game are very simple.
They're going to give me two options of the same thing
and I have to pick which one I think is more expensive.
But, before we play, make sure you subscribe to Cosmo.
(jazzy music)
I have this song
about how I think champagne tastes like urine.
♪ Champagne tastes like piss to me ♪
That one just tastes like apple juice.
Are you giving me apple juice?
Is there booze in here?
That one's nastier so I think that one's more expensive.
Let me try again.
Let me just make sure.
Ew.
I don't know.
Champagne is disgusting!
Let me just double check.
They're both nasty.
But I think that one's more expensive?
See, I don't know.
They both taste like piss to me.
(jazzy music)
See, this one has like fancy sugar on the outside.
It tastes like the inside of a gumball
you got at a place and they've been sitting around
for like 20 years.
But it tastes like it might be fancy organic (beep)
or something.
Also, it doesn't taste much like anything.
Oh, that's that good (beep).
That's cheaper.
I like it better.
I'm gonna eat these cheap ones!
I'm just like, you can't take the hillbilly out of a girl.
(jazzy music)
I just eat it?
So this one looks fancier
and this one kinda looks like mouse (beep).
So I'm thinking this one's fancier,
but I also think you might be tricking me
to say that this one is, in fact, fancier.
But, I'm gonna taste it first
even though you said it's probably not a good idea.
I don't know.
They're both nasty.
This one, fancy.
(beep)
I knew this one was fancier!
But this one...
I thought it was a trick.
(jazzy music)
Hm...
Luxurious.
Creamy.
This one's a little yellow-y.
But it could be that it's from France.
Here's what I think;
I think the dirtier one's the fancier one.
Boom.
'Cause I have this face cream that smells like cat pee
and it's so expensive.
(jazzy music)
Do you know how you know if it's fancy lip balm?
When you eat it.
If it tastes good.
Because the cheap ones don't taste good.
That one tastes pretty good.
This one won't brush on.
That's cheap (beep).
(jazzy music)
Tastes like water.
They taste exactly the same.
This one has bubbles in it so maybe it's fancier.
Or maybe it's from the tap.
(whispering) I don't know.
I'm gonna go with the one with the bubbles looks fancier
because it has bubbles in it,
but this one is in fact fancier
even though they taste the exact same.
So this one's fancy.
No?
(beep)
Well they both just taste like water!
Well, they taste like CapStick.
They taste exactly the same.
(jazzy music)
My nails are too long to actually play.
This one has a hair in it.
I mean...
Does that make it fancier?
This one has a strap, so you're trying to trick me
into thinking this one's the fancy one.
This one has turtle inlay.
Not real turtle, but like tortoise shell.
I think you're trying to trick me.
I think the one with the hair in it's fancy.
Boom!
(jazzy music)
I have lots of whale tattoos.
This one's pretty cute.
This one, though, has a zip--
Hold on.
Does it light up?
Does it say something?
I know it does.
You (beep) me right now?
"Touch my back for light and sound."
Somebody (beep) up.
I think he's more expensive
even though the glitter on this one
would make you think it's more expensive.
This one is probably more expensive
because he also has a tutu and he's supposed to light up,
but they didn't give me batteries.
So I would say, although I love this color blue
and sparkles, that this one is more expensive.
Boom.
Can I keep these?
Yes!
(jazzy music)
I already know off the smell.
I don't even have to try it.
That one's more expensive.
How many did I get wrong?
I'm on a leaderboard?
Not competitive.
But, very proud of myself.
Can you put my name on a wall somewhere?
The ladies restroom, just write it.
Thank you so much for watching my Expensive Taste Test.
Subscribe to Cosmo.
I am Kesha and I love you.
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