What's up, guys?
So, Kravis, we have
Kravis is now married.
It is Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker.
That's my general overall Kardashian impression.
That's that's that's pretty good.
Because I really care
OK. I know.
We get it. We get.
Brennan thinks that the Kardashians generally overuse the thing called
vocal fry. A vocal fry.
Who am I to judge?
Here's what we know about the event.
So I think that they did some really great photo shoots prior
to going to Italy.
It looks like
like a Dolce Gabbana themed wedding, and it's pretty fabulous.
But basically, in Italy, they had the big event for themselves.
And her dress is short and it's very avant garde.
And some are saying that it's like a Dolce Gabbana, like walking ad,
everybody on the bridesmaid's side, if they're even our bridesmaids.
But like all the sisters
essentially are looking very like Sophia Loren Flowers.
I read that they weren't invited or theirs, though.
The sisters. Oh, no, they're there. What is she talking about?
All right. The Kardashians are all deep.
They do not separate because why?
They are a Hydra. And they need to stick together.
Because why? Money. Because why?
They can.
I don't hate the player. Hate the game. OK.
The Kardashians just got to it before anyone else could.
Actually, Travis Barker was there before they were.
We're talking about.
Remember Travis Barker? Had a reality TV show.
Oh, yeah. With his ex-wife.
She's not happy.
I remember at the time, I was like Travis Barker, like the blink trimmer.
Yeah. And I like I knew him before.
I was like, you know, obviously playing music and stuff.
He's an extremely talented, probably the best living.
The two.
The two best. Well, I think so.
He's up there.
So the drummer from Tool. OK.
And him there problem.
There are two of the of of the best in the list of, let's say, ten.
Their all time.
Living, I don't know, all time.
That's a good thing to go through cheeseburgers. Insane.
Like like you know people say like really reality
show this and that no Travis Barker has not gotten any worse.
He's only gotten better for real. And he.
Remember the guy caught on fire in a plane crash caught on fire.
I want to say it was over 70% of his body.
Yeah.
And still came back and kicked more ass than before.
You know, the guy's got clear eyes.
He's got kids who love him.
He's known he's known them, and he's known Courtney for a long time.
Well, you know,
famous people dating famous people will kind of always kind of irks me,
I guess.
Why does it irk me?
Because there's a bajillion people out there,
and I guess you choose people that don't
keep you out of your comfort zone because it's more comforting. But.
But your circle of friends, like, tends to be the people that are around
you in the industry that you're
that you are participating in or are a part of.
So inherently, you end up having more friends that are well known now,
not all of those people necessarily are A-holes like some of them
maybe down to earth.
Like Cheezburger doesn't strike me as an A-hole.
Like like he's he's dating a Kardashian.
But like, when I'm looking
at the spectrum of Kardashian, like, she seems like the
the Chili's want, like, to me.
I mean, it's funny
because I actually think they all have pretty redeeming qualities.
And I think I think that they're all very, very intelligent.
So somebody is beautiful and leads with their sexuality.
It doesn't
it doesn't take away from the fact that these women, they're smart.
They are business women.
I was thinking about it today.
And, you know, Kris Jenner is only part of what we see
in terms of her sort of guiding them through that
but of course, like on the day to day, if this is their businesses, there's
no way that Kris Jenner is pulling every single string
and every single business of every single one of her family.
Members, so.
Not anymore, at least.
No. I think that she did what she wanted to do
is be like the stage parent, the ultimate stage parent.
I have never seen only one person I can think of
that was as sort of detail oriented.
And I. Know exactly.
What you're talking about, but that that was always a success
for that arrangement, you know what I'm saying?
So like, quite frankly, like Kris Jenner, all the power to you.
They got married. It's all good.
Everybody's happy.
They're in Italy, which is where we got engaged,
which is one of the best places in the world.
It was like a very, like, fashion focused thing, right?
Like whatever.
Well, yeah.
And there's also it seems to be
almost like they're doing exclusives, but in a way that's like.
Did Pete Davidson make it there because he retired the night before?
I don't think he did.
I didn't see any pictures of him there.
Peter Davidson you get on that jet plane and you move your ass to Venice.
Oh, my God, what a fabulous life.
You know something that we realized about the Kardashians?
We mentioned it before is that they're constantly
changing things, constantly changing locations, always
doing something exciting, keeping up with the Kardashians.
You cannot.
So the whole title of their empire, Keeping Up with the Kardashians,
I find really interesting and ironic because their lifestyle is on display
for everyone to see, which means that it's accessible to everybody.
However, it couldn't be more opposite, right?
Like I know we all know this, but the brand of themselves of,
you know, authentic, open and as honest as they possibly can be,
and even in some of their conversations,
they don't bleep out the words
and like they show these very, very private
moments between the sisters, like fighting right there.
Like an alpha among them.
Kiss Kim like the alpha.
No, no, no. But see, this is what I was trying to say.
So. Kim
Kardashian is technically the alpha, but really the alpha is Kris Jenner.
She's the matriarch of everything. Right.
I think nobody nobody doesn't know that much.
Right. Right.
But Kim was considered the starting point for everything.
But then it's been been very interesting to see how if it
if it had been just Kim.
I don't think the Kardashian empire would have been as strong
and she wouldn't have been as successful.
And the sisters know that about themselves, that they have value.
And Kourtney
Kardashian created whoosh, which is I feel like her first foray.
If not, there has been others.
But this is the most successful one.
Of her like whole, you know, her own business
and her own legacy that she seems to be what, establish
it's like a lifestyle thing.
There's products I think it's like her version of goo,
but I think there's I think there's a lot into it anyway.
So she's doing this whole thing for herself.
And what it
what it appears to me
is that she was always considered like the lackluster Kardashian.
But when in reality she was kind of living life
like she loved her, she wanted to love she had her Scott dislike.
That dude is funny.
Like that guy is actually funny. Like I.
Know. Yeah.
I saw like maybe like also.
Dated like a 19 year old.
I'm not saying that his choices and his dating life are solid.
I'm just saying the kind of comments that that guy's like
I was like somehow forced into watching that like once or twice
and that when that guy was on it I was laughing man.
He's on it. You know why he's on there?
Because of people like you.
So they can broaden their demographic for the husband that had to watch
with their girlfriends or wives or watch our Kardashians.
Yeah.
It's not something that's on rotation for some women.
This is a very important moment in their lives like this, sorry
to say, is partly like a Princess Diana.
I'm like, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I just Are you are you telling. Me if you grew up.
Are you telling me that Kourtney Kardashian, maybe.
Not Kourtney, but she's family.
Getting married to Travis Parker is an important moment in their lives
that is similar to Princess Diana marrying Prince Charles?
I wouldn't say Princess Diana.
I would say that Kim Kardashian getting married
was probably that or she's but she's also.
Down with the monarchy. Monarchies are terrible.
But what's.
God like?
Princess Diana was big because she was the princess for the people.
And in some ways,
we were granted access into Princess Diana because we were her.
And when she became royals. Ignore me.
And because when she became royal, it was the same thing.
She was like as exposed in some ways against her will as a Kardashian.
It was.
And it was all fabricated.
But the Kardashians made this happen for themselves.
They kind of wanted it in some ways, which I.
Don't I don't think that the Kardashians
could have ever understood what was going to happen to them,
because I think it was a gamble from the get go when Kris Jenner
sort of took on the role of like, hey, I'm going to be the stage parent.
And no matter what happens on this rollercoaster
ride, we're going to benefit from it and we're to come out on top.
I don't think she could have completely seen
how large they would have gotten.
I think she just keeps pushing ahead
and it just so happens that, you know, rich people get richer.
That's just the way it is.
And if Travis Barker is actually happy and that leads to him
continuing to create new and interesting music, cool.
I can't say I'm a fan of like, you know, the revisionist
pop punk drivel that's coming
out now because the good stuff was already there.
I think you're talking like Whole Machine Gun Kelly, like.
Like bring back Tom to blink an E to and get it going again.
That's what I'm saying.
This is a campaign for Tom to come back.
We're watching aliens.
Although you're doing good work out there. Tom, get back to blink.
Get Travis involved.
Tom or Mark's cancer is cured.
Let's go Blink tour here with the OG.
I don't know if it's Kurt, but he's doing better.
It's in remission.
Yeah, I'm fine.
Well, Travis.
Obviously, we are relics.
We have seen many, many marriages.
I have many, many leather bound books.
And we don't wish any kind of, like, negativity
towards a couple that just got married.
They're obviously super in love.
Their kids are happy, everyone's happy,
and that should be a joyous occasion.
And that's great, right?
It's great. Yeah.
Way to go. You did it, OK?
Yeah.
I mean, not everything has to be a sponsored moment, but,
you know, hey, I'm sure that it was still very personal.
Wonderful. You get up there, you you
do your thing, man.
Yeah, people are out there just.
Yes. Everybody's so happy for you.
Hey, guys.
See you later.