- This is the best episode, show, concept yet.
- If you don't finish this,
I'm spanking you, but with one of these.
(Carter laughs)
(Jayse laughs eerily) - ♪ If I had one ♪
- (PvF) Did someone say speed eating?
- You said speed eating!
- Uh, no, nobody said it, Nicole. - (laughs) Hello?
- Oh no.
- (PvF) We are doing a head to head.
- Wait, I retired from One Second Challenge.
- (PvF) Sharon, you said no more Eat In One Seconds.
This is not Eat In One Second.
You're going head to head for a very silly speed eating competition
that'll test all your skills.
- Head to head! (laughs)
- (PvF) Each round, there'll be different obstacles,
and you'll have 30 seconds to eat as much as you can.
You cannot use your hands.
- Aww. - Oh, what?
- You frickin' loopholed me. - Yeah, I was just gonna...
- You loopholed me. - She loopholed you!
- (PvF) The winner will get a shiny PvF medal,
and a chance to spin the Wheel of Prizes.
- Yes! - Aww!
- I love prizes!
- I feel like I've been bamboozled!
- (man) You get 45 minutes to finish an 11 1/2 pound pizza.
- Oh.
- Oh come on!
- I watch his YouTube channel, like all the time.
- Oh, and it's cut into squares.
You know when you're eating a square pizza that it's intense.
- Yeah.
- Yo, that's so much bread!
- Oh, I love this guy! - Wow!
- They did that in less than half the amount of time they were given.
- Oh, this is so exciting!
- (PvF) So just like Beard Meets Food, you're doing a pizza challenge!
You'll have 30 seconds to eat as much pizza as you can,
but there's a catch.
- You're so obnoxious. - (laughs) What is...
- You are so obnoxious.
- (laughs) No way! This is what we have to use?
- (PvF) You can only use this extra long grabber to feed yourself.
No touching the pizza with your hands.
- Is it a fair strategy for me to swordfight you with this,
to prevent you from getting any pizza?
- Oh yeah, I'm ready. I got the ballerina bun in.
- (laughs) Oh!
- Do you wanna shake on it?
Oh yeah, we can't use your hands. There we go.
- Is there any way I could get like a bowl?
- Thank you.
- My strategy is, I think I'm gonna avoid the crust.
- (PvF) Three, two, one. (bell rings)
- Oh my, how did you even get it?
(both laughing)
- That was effective! That was so...
That's the whole pizza!
(Izzy laughs)
Are you kidding me right now?
Are you kidding me?
There it is.
- (laughs) Give me the freakin' pizza!
- (PvF) 16 seconds! - No!
(Noah laughs)
- You smashed my pizza! - No, why's it so hard?
- Mmm!
- (PvF) Time!
- She was boxing me out! Smashed my pizza!
(Izzy laughs)
- Oh my God!
- (PvF) That is a point for Sharon!
- Wow!
- I got a double!
- (PvF) I think Noah might take it,
since he took two pieces at the same time!
- (PvF) Unfortunately, I think Jayse is the winner of that round.
- (laughs) Yes!
- You holding the entire pizza in the air,
I've never seen that in my life!
- That was so, that's the whole pizza!
- I'm so bitter right now. (Jayse laughs)
- That was my strategy was just to take the whole pizza.
- It was a great one. - So you couldn't get anything.
- (PvF) You okay there Jayse? - (laughs) No.
- I was just like jab, jab!
- Thanks.
- (PvF) Are you not amused by this challenge?
- I am not amused by you.
- (PvF) Fun fact, did you know that just this year,
the Guinness Book of World Records for the largest pizza was beat?
- Oh really?
- No!
- Wow!
- That's real? - (PvF) Yeah!
- It's a real pizza? - Wow, that was insane.
How big was that?
- (PvF) 13,990 square feet.
There were over 600,000 pounds of pepperoni,
over 13,000 pounds of dough, and over 8,000 pounds of cheese.
- Wow! - Really?
- (PvF) And the whole thing was fully cooked.
They have this like... - How do they cook it?
- (PvF) Pizza oven Zamboni thing that went over it.
- Oh! - No way!
- How long do you think that would take to eat?
That's probably more food than I could eat
in my entire lifetime. - I say give me a year.
♪ (tense music) ♪
- Oh God damn!
- Oh yeah!
- Oh!
- Matt Stonie! - (Benison) Yo!
- Nacho fries!
- See, when I say extra cheese, this is what I meant.
- This guy's crazy.
- Yeah, this guy's crazy.
- Oh my goodness!
- No way! - Like, look how thin he is.
I'm always just like astonished.
- That's as big as his body, man.
- Brother! - Oh, that kinda made me sick,
just to think about him eating all of that, but...
- Oh, chili cheese fries? Yeah!
- Ooh man, the bathroom's gonna be so bad later.
- Yeah, oh, I'm lactose intolerant.
This is going to get weird later for me.
- (PvF) Here's your chance to do a Matt Stonie challenge.
An epic mountain of chili cheese fries in 30 seconds.
- What's the twist? - What's the twist?
- (PvF) We've pulled out the shrink ray!
- Woah, what, woah!
- Oh my God. (Jayse laughs)
- (PvF) And you gotta do it with tiny hands!
- I'm dead!
- This is so fun, Nicole!
- Oh my, eww!
- Put 'em on the same hand,
or do they have to be on opposite hands?
- You think it would be easier on the same hand?
That might be a good strategy.
- I'm like mentally preparing right now. (laughs)
- (sighs) Yeah.
(Benison laughs)
- Honestly, at this point, I'm convinced speed eating
is a top talent.
- I think it's a sport, like, Joey Chestnut is an athlete.
- How dare you!
(both laugh)
- If you don't finish this,
I'm spanking you but with one of these.
(Carter laughs)
- I'm just gonna go back to what I said before,
and that is I've been bamboozled.
(both laugh) I retired for a reason.
- I don't know if this is gonna work.
- I'm going for more of like a crane game, you know?
- Huh, hah!
- (PvF) Three, two, one. (bell rings)
- You!
(both laugh)
- (PvF) How's that technique working for you, Carter?
- Not good.
- (PvF) Wait, what happened to your other finger?
- He knocked it off!
- (PvF) Wow, Noah is eating a lot.
- Oh [censored]! - (PvF) Oh!
(Carter and PvF laugh)
- I gotta stop!
- Ew, the sound!
- (PvF) Three, two, one, and time!
- I should've went with the crane strategy.
- Hearing that sound in your ear. (Jayse laughs)
(both laugh)
- (PvF) Noah, that point is for you.
- Yeah!
- (PvF) Unfortunately, Izzy, I think Jayse won that one as well.
- He knocked my hand out! - Payback!
- (PvF) I'm so sorry, Benison,
I'm pretty sure Sharon won that as well.
- Yeah, that was good!
(Izzy whimpers) (Jayse laughs)
- Mm-mm, mm-mm! (Benison laughs)
- (announcer) Ready, three, two, one, go!
- Oh shh... - Milk tea!
- I love boba! - I love boba!
- Boba? - Oh!
- I've seen this on TikTok.
- I've seen this one before too, and I love boba.
- It's Raina! She's gonna dominate.
- Go Raina!
- Yeah, oh, she is head and shoulders above them.
- Damn! - Wow!
- Oh, she's a monster, too, look at her!
She's already done! - I know!
- Oh. - Wow!
- Yo, what the actual...
- (PvF) So it's our friend Raina.
We followed suit with a giant boba tea
that you'll have 30 seconds to gulp, and...
- I would do something really obnoxious,
like a pool noodle, or...
- (PvF) Here we have a super sized pool noodle
instead of a straw.
- How do we... - Dang.
- What!?
- This is incredible.
- Oh God! How do I do it, how do I do it?
- Did you ever, like, in a pool as a kid,
you like, put water in it, and then like blow it.
- Blow it out, yeah, like a trumpet?
- Yeah! - Yeah!
- Ooh!
- My concern is because these are so stiff,
it's gonna knock this, fly this forward.
- This is gonna be so messy.
(Jayse laughs)
- Like this.
- Hold mine, I'll hold yours. - Okay.
- Did you ever think that this would happen to you?
- No, never in my life did I think that this was gonna ever happen.
- Don't let mine fall. - No, I won't.
- (PvF) Three, two, one. (bell rings)
- (gags) Oh God!
(tea slurping)
- (PvF) Wow, this is really neck and neck!
How does that taste?
Noah, that is impressive.
Jayse!
(Benison sighs) - (PvF) 10 seconds!
Oh my God!
This is uncomfortable.
- Oh my God, I'm dying!
- (PvF) Seven, six... (screams)
- Oh!
- I'm not getting any boba!
- (PvF) One, and time! (bell rings)
- Oh no!
- (PvF) Wow!
- Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
That's like not the same!
- Well now, put yours up!
- It is up, oh, no. (laughs)
- That's what I thought!
- I was trying to like drink the milk,
all the boba is in there.
- (PvF) No, you actually, definitely have killed it
in an uncomfortable... (Jayse laughs)
- That was like...
- I thought I did good.
- You know what? You did do good.
I just did a little better.
- (PvF) I think Benison gets an automatic DQ.
- What!? - (PvF) Alright.
- Killing my stomach right now though, currently.
It is like just ripping me up.
- (announcer) The Nathan's Famous hot dog eating champion of the world.
- Joey Chestnut!
- My guy! - Oh, it's your boy!
J.C.!
- Yes! - Talk about him the whole time!
- We gotta reach out to Joey!
- The way these people put this stuff down is just crazy.
- Hot dog eating contest winner.
- Oh my man.
- He's a true American hero! Do you see that face?
That's the face of a winner!
- Oh God. - 70 hot dogs and buns.
- Look at that guy!
- This guy literally dethroned Kobayashi years ago,
and has never lost
in the Nathan's Coney Island hot dog eating contest since!
- We should reach out to Joey Chestnut
and see if he'll help Sharon train for the Eat In One Second
so that she can come out of retirement.
- (PvF) You knew this was coming.
How would you fair against Joey Chestnut
in a Nathan's hot dog eating contest?
And! - What is that?
- Edward Scissorhands, baby!
- Oh, I've never seen this before!
- (PvF) You can only use these Edward Scissorhands-esque
articulated fingers.
- You need a lot of finger strength to be able to like...
- Okay.
- This is so odd.
- Come here!
(Jayse laughs eerily) - ♪ If I had one wish ♪
- I'm gonna try to do it like your boy J.C.
Let's see if we can get the meat,
and then go to the bun.
- I'm just gonna engulf the whole thing, hopefully.
- What's your strategy here? - I'm... (laughs)
- Are you gonna try to just play defense?
- (laughs) Just kidding. - She just eye gouges me.
(screams) - Ah!
- I'm gonna be eating part finger of this.
(Noah laughs)
- (PvF) Three, two, one. (bell rings)
- How!?
(both laugh)
- Oh no, one of my fingers broke!
- Oh, my fingers!
- (PvF) Wow!
- Oh no!
- (PvF) Jayse has one hot dog down.
- What!?
- (PvF) Carter! (laughs) - I can't even swallow it!
- I can't even get one in my mouth!
(Jayse grunts) - (PvF) Izzy has ruined the...
- Don't, don't yak!
- (PvF) Noah is beasting through these.
- I'm so... (Jayse snorts)
Oh my God, I'm gonna throw up, no!
(alarm blares)
- What, what!?
- Don't! (Jayse laughs)
(bell rings)
- This is impossible! What!?
You have one this whole time?
- Mm-hmm!
- I have two fingers left! (Jayse laughs)
- (PvF) Carter, I think you were the winner there.
- Ugh.
- I wolfed down two hot dogs.
- (PvF) You did it. - That was for you, Joey!
- You can't, you have to use these fingers.
- Yeah, I couldn't get 'em...
- It didn't say you have to use the finger tips.
(bell rings) (Benison laughs)
- I think Joey would be proud of you.
- Ah, hopefully.
(woman speaks Japanese)
- That looks delicious!
- Tteokbokki!
- Oh, that looks good!
- Ugh, it looks so good though!
- Ooh, spicy rice cakes. - Oh, spicy?
- Ma'am!
- I love this, I could eat this all day.
- She just took that whole thing down. - Wow!
- Oh my God. - Damn.
- Aw, this looks so pleasant.
- These look really good, I just kinda wanna enjoy it.
- Yuka Kinoshita is a Japanese YouTuber and competitive eater,
and this giant bowl of slippery Tteokbokki
will certainly be hard to eat in 30 seconds,
especially when using extra large chopsticks!
- This is the best episode, show, concept yet!
- Maybe the fact that I don't know how to use chopsticks...
- (both) Might help!
- She said if there was anything with chopsticks,
she would kick my butt, so she better kick my butt right now.
- Go easy on me!
- I feel like this is my normal sized chopsticks.
It might give me the advantage.
(chopsticks clicking)
- These are, it's hard to use chopsticks like that.
- (PvF) (laughs) You can't hold the chopsticks halfway down,
you gotta use them at the end.
- Aww!
- (laughs) Spearfishing, like they're eel?
- Hey! - You go chh chh chh!
- (PvF) Three, two, one. (bell rings)
One! - Mmm, delicious,
oh my God! - She likes...
(PvF laughs)
- Okay, maybe the spearing's the right idea.
- Jayse, move your arm! (both laugh)
- (PvF) Two for Jayse!
Oh!
Four for Jayse! - That's not fair!
- (PvF) Five for Jayse!
- Bro, I just swallowed one whole.
- Come on guys.
- Oh wait.
- (PvF) Four, three, two, one!
You guys both ate the eggs.
But Carter had three noodles.
- (PvF) Benison, you won one!
- Let's go!
- Jayse's elbow, and I'm right handed,
so I was like...
- (laughs) I did start boxing her out a little bit.
- I had that one hit my lip,
and it like burned it, and I was like wait a minute,
I don't have to do this!
- Oh, did you stop, and I was just...
- Look how sweaty he is! - It's really spicy.
- It looks so delicious!
- I want another noodle. - Oh, that's hot!
- These are so good. - They're very good.
Mm-hmm. - Oh my God!
- Oh it's tasty!
- That's, it's hot if that's happening.
- Woo!
(man growls)
- Okay, that isn't aggressive at all.
- Oh, right?
- Nutella! - Oh, Nutella, yes!
- Crazy in the best way!
- I don't even... - No!
- It's just eating a jar of Nutella?
- I understand it. Nutella's great.
- I'm not a big sweet tooth.
Oh, there it is.
- Aw, look at that. - Oh my God.
- Look at that, just a full jar of Nutella.
- Two tablespoons, 200 Calories!
- (PvF) It's just a simple jar of Nutella,
and just like Furious Pete, you'll have to speed eat
your way through it in 30 seconds,
but only using silly suction cup egg yolk separators.
- I didn't even know that was a product.
- Yeah, I did not know that that was a thing.
- Ooh! - Nice!
- I don't know.
- I don't know if this will suck up Nutella.
- Oh, okay, maybe it can suck up the Nutella.
(Benison laughs)
- I get angry when I see people eat Nutella with a spoon.
- I'm the unicorn. (both laugh)
I'm a unicorn in this race.
- I'm a little worried, 'cause like,
I don't know what strategy to go in on this,
this one's confusing me.
- Maybe just dip it and just lick the pig.
- Is this the last one?
- (PvF) Nope.
- Ugh! (laughs) (Jayse whimpers)
I just want one point! - Ugh!
- I'm not big on Nutella. I don't like chocolate.
I'm not big on sweets,
so I'm gonna just have to forget what I'm doing.
I'm gonna pretend it's something else.
- (PvF) Three, two, one. (bell rings)
- Uh, girl, you know what?
- (PvF) Is it working at all? - Not at all.
- I don't like this. - Aw.
- (PvF) Izzy has not eaten anything.
- I don't like it!
- Ew, that looks so gross!
- (PvF) How's that Nutella taste? - Amazing.
- Mom, I wanna go home. (PvF laughs)
- (PvF) Uh-oh, Benison, Sharon is...
- Oh my!
(Jayse laughs) - I'm just stuffing it in my mouth.
- (PvF) Rubber baby buggy bumper?
- Mm-hmm, rubber baby buggy bump.
- (PvF) Time! (bell rings)
- This is so gross! (Jayse laughs)
- (PvF) I'm sorry, Izzy.
- Come on! (Jayse laughs)
- (PvF) Alright, Noah, that is a W for you.
- Woo!
- Oh my God. How does she...
How do you do it?
- (PvF) Oh my God!
Well, Sharon definitely gets that point.
- It looks like a good lipstick though.
- (Jayse) Oh piggy.
- (PvF) Those are now also your Nutella jars for life.
- Oh bet, wait, hold on, let me try to savor
some of this Nutella off this pig.
- (narrator) Oh boy, are those all for me?
- Oh my God, I love pancakes!
- (narrator) Massive, 14 inch pancakes.
- 14 inch pancakes, that's like a pizza.
That's a medium pizza.
- (narrator) Were about the size of manhole covers.
- (laughs) The side of manhole covers.
- Okay, I don't have to eat the whole thing.
I watch this, and I'm like alright,
how am I gonna fit this whole thing in my mouth?
(both laugh)
- Wow. - Wow!
- Plow through. - Wow!
47 minutes!
- Oh my God, help! Ready!
- Oh my God! (laughs)
- Look at that!
- This looks fake, it looks so good!
- (Sharon) Uh-huh!
- (PvF) Finally, we've got a Hawaii Special,
a giant plate of mac pancakes,
and just like Katina Eats Kilos,
we're giving you 30 seconds to eat as much as you can.
But with your favorite, Sharon.
- Oh gosh darn it, Nicole,
I know what you're getting ready to give me.
- (PvF) Dollhouse kitchen utensils!
- Oh my! (Sharon laughs)
(Benison laughs)
- Oh my God! - Stop, stop!
- I'm dead!
- I still got Nutella under my fingernails,
so I think I might have some Nutella pancakes too, while we're at it.
- I eat pancakes in the middle only.
I don't eat the crust. - Excuse me?
- Toast, cake, brownies.
- It's so stupid. (laughs)
- I don't even know how to grab anything with this!
- I'm like excited. - This is hilarious.
- I'm so like ready. This is so cute!
- You gave me, go to the hospital,
because you just swallowed baby forks. (laughs)
- Look at these little... - (both) Bink!
- (PvF) And go. (bell rings)
- How, Sharon?
- (PvF) Alright, one strawberry down.
Two strawberries down!
Oh no!
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
Carter is making a lot of progress!
- I can't get anything!
Oh, oh!
- That fork in there! I'm gonna eat the fork!
- (PvF) Don't eat the fork! - Don't eat the fork!
- (PvF) Three, two, one! Time!
- Oh! - Only one more! (laughs)
- (PvF) Izzy wins the last round!
(both laugh)
I think Sharon wins. - Oh my God!
- (PvF) I think Carter wins the last round!
- Wow!
- This tiny little thing I can barely hold in my hands.
- Hazard for babies.
I almost sucked down that fork.
- Oh, my little fork!
(laughs) Look it's so lost! Right there!
- (PvF) Well, well done, Carter! You won three rounds.
Unfortunately, Noah still won this game with four.
- Ugh! - Yeah!
- (PvF) Congratulations, Sharon!
You are our big winner!
(Jayse hums) (Izzy laughs)
- Ah!
I got a little medal!
- Let's go!
- Wow!
- Yes! - I hope it's a hug!
- Oh my God, this wheel is amazing.
- Oh, do I have to use a strange item in order to spin it?
- (PvF) You do not! - No? (laughs)
- Ooh, ooh, ooh. - Ah, that was so lame.
(Izzy laughs)
- It's a [censored] hug!
- I'm hoping for the best for you.
- Oh, I get a hug!
- (PvF) Gosh dang it! - Yeah!
Yeah! - How!?
- (PvF) How!?
And...
- Aww, I want! (Jayse laughs)
- Yay!
- Aw, thank you so much! Aw, that's the real prize is love!
- And I didn't have to eat like a rat, or a snake,
or a donkey penis or something.
- You gosh darn right, baby!
- (Benison) You deserved it.
- Heck yeah!
- Thank you so much for watching this episode of People Vs Food.
I hope you enjoyed it!
- And what did you think of this new challenge?
- Tell us in the comments below, and check us out next time.
- And make sure to like and subscribe.
- Bye y'all.
Dude, I'm a champion! Look at that!
(Carter laughs) (exhales)
Oh, that's real gold. Mmm.
I hope I don't have to eat this.