In 1476, a barrel of honey preserving the severed head of Vlad Dracula - the Impaler,
not the vampire - arrived in Ottoman-controlled Constantinople.
This grisly delivery, now the trophy of Sultan Mehmed the second, would decorate the city
gates.
It was an almost fittingly horrific ending to a tale punctuated by nightmarish violence.
Over the course of his life, the brutal ruler of Wallachia had killed an estimated 80,000
people, a quarter of which had been impaled on stakes and displayed outside the city of
Targoviste.
Vlad's victims died in myriad ways, all of them awful.
He was said to have revelled in dining among his so-called "forest" of stake-mounted corpses,
and purportedly dipping his bread into their blood, as dramatized in the movie Dark Prince:
The True Story of Dracula.
Fifteenth-century stories relate that Vlad allegedly nailed turbans to the skulls of
Ottoman envoys to display his disdain toward their Muslim faith.
It's worth noting that tales of Vlad's brutality may have been somewhat exaggerated by enemies.
And it might surprise you to know that, as Live Science points out, accounts of his literal
bloodthirst may have originated with a mistranslation of the claim that he washed his hands in blood,
which itself sounds like a metaphor - blood on your hands.
Even with these caveats, he likely slaughtered his enemies in exceedingly gory ways.
What led to all this ghastly violence and death?
It partly started before Vlad was born.
By the time Vlad the Impaler was born in roughly 1431, the centuries of savage conflict and
occasional cannibalism between Christians and Muslims known as the Crusades were dead
but not buried.
The battles shambled on like war-weary zombies in the form of what History describes as,
quote, "mainly military campaigns aimed at pushing Muslims from conquered territory,
or conquering pagan regions."
Vlad belonged to the crusading Order of the Dragon, which formed in 1408 to defend Catholicism
against Ottoman Muslims and Orthodox Christians, according to the book The Crusade in the Fifteenth
Century.
Its leader was future Holy Roman Emperor King Sigismund of Hungary, who inducted Vlad's
father, Vlad the Dragon, into the order.
Sigismund focused on beating back the Ottomans, and Vlad the Dragon aided in that effort.
However, things became dangerously disordered for the Dragon when he and his sons, Vlad
and Radu, attended a diplomatic meeting with Ottoman Sultan Murad the second.
The trio was seized, and Vlad and Radu would remain prisoners for years in exchange for
their father's freedom.
Experts speculate that years of being used as a bargaining chip gave Vlad a huge chip
on his shoulder that helped fuel his decision to attack the Ottomans when he came to power,
as dramatized in the movie Dracula Untold.
Sadly, he regained his freedom shortly after losing his father, who was murdered by noblemen
while struggling to maintain his rulership of Wallachia.
Vlad the Impaler would gain, lose, and regain his father's seat.
For him, the high-stakes nature of the power struggle took on a literal dimension in 1456,
when he closed his iron fist around the reins of power and exacted vengeance.
Vlad invited the boyars, or local nobility, to a banquet and skewered them like macabre
kebabs, as dramatized in the movie Dark Prince: The True Story of Dracula.
He condemned dozens of Saxon merchants to the same torturous demise in 1459 to suppress
dissent.
He would also set out to gut the Ottoman Empire.
By then, Wallachia had been a vassal state of the Ottomans for over 40 years.
Vlad's land maintained limited sovereignty in return for taxes, troops, and fealty.
But he evidently thought this arrangement sucked harder than his vampire counterpart.
In 1459, Pope Pius the second declared a crusade against the Ottomans, who conquered Constantinople
in 1453.
Vlad the Impaler would answer the call.
In 1462, Sultan Mehmet the Second made a call of his own, dispatching envoys to make sure
Vlad stayed a vassal.
But Vlad dispatched them with impalement.
In case that didn't get the point across, he also stopped paying taxes.
Vlad embraced unbridled barbarism when battling the Ottomans.
Some of the truly horrifying tactics he used included sending men infected with bubonic
plague to mingle with Ottoman troops, poisoning wells, and conducting night raids.
In 1462, he had an unimaginable 20,000 Ottoman corpses placed on stakes.
Per History, a "horrified" Mehmed fled to Constantinople when he encountered the mass
aerial grave serving as grisly bird feed for crows.
Vlad would taste victory, escape capture by the Ottomans, survive imprisonment by Hungarian
enemies, and reclaim his crown.
But the Ottoman onslaught didn't stop.
In 1476, he finally found himself in over his head on the battlefield.
When it was over he no longer had a head at all.
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