Whoa we did, dude it came through bro, oh my goodness, I didn't think it was gonna come
This way, I didn't see the tog boat, it's actually coming through, guys
That is nuts. Uhm...
It's narrow in this river in some places guys, that is a big big yacht to bring through
I gotta strategically place myself in certain areas so you guys can see
How interesting and how tight uh, these guys have to work, crazy
Uhm, very different than the Miami River, the Miami River has cargo ships, which is crazy but these are
Massive 150 foot yachts and stuff, I think captain Morgan was telling me that the max is maybe 170.
Comment below if you know the rules, but think about it guys right now this is like the easier
Area that they're gonna come in and out of but, uh there's a tail tug right now and you know
But look at the size of this monster dude, wow.
And he's just there, now they're bringing it in nice and slow, I wonder how the current
Is over here, oh boy, there's always, there's always somebody that wants to pass you, right
One of the things that the captain when I was actually on the tugboat
Captain Greg over there on uh, on the Atlas in uh, in the Miami River he was like look, just
Commit, if you're gonna go and you know do something just do it so I know exactly
How to gauge what you're gonna do and then, you know those guys are adjusting
To the traffic of the Miami River, Miami River is crazy, I don't even know how those guys are able
To work in such tight conditions, when people want to pass them, and you know, they're already working To the traffic of the Miami River, Miami River is crazy, I don't even know how those guys are able
To work in such tight conditions, when people want to pass them, and you know, they're already working
Within tight you know, very very tight quarters already, and uh, if you have not seen the tugboat
Series, guys, you guys got to see that, super cool. I actually did a video on my boat filming them.
Uhm, with my son Aiden and I was filming them from behind from a distance in the camera showing how...
Everything looks in that perspective, and then I was fortunate enough for them to invite me on
The tugboat, the guys over there at Homestead
So and now as as we are discussing this, I'm, I got invited
To go ahead and be on the tugboat, on the Sarah which should happen too soon, and the captain from
The Sarah knows one of the captains over here on the new river, that does this type of towing which
Is completely different from what we're used to because the tail tug, is uh, backwards.
Which is nuts.
And when I mean backwards, they're, they're driving backwards, they're literally it's
Oh, boy, oh man, look at this. To talk about, look at this, look at this the Carrie B
Is huge.
A center console.
Right, it's just passing through.
This is gonna get very interesting, guys.
Wait, wait for it. Oh man, and now we got a little Cobia
Coming in, wants a little Cobia, wants some too. Oh my goodness bro, you can't make this up.
All right, well...
This is exactly what I was just describing in the Miami river, and this is..
This is gonna be interesting right, so what the hell happens now? Cause this guy isn't slowing down
This guy isn't slowing down.
Oh boy, I think the Carrie b was like, bro
I got the right away, I got passengers on board, and uh
Look at this...
Wow.
Oh my goodness.
That is nuts.
Come get some oh and to make it even worse for this damn towing company
You have a flotilla of yachts just passing through bro.
Wow, talk about no respect, look at the captain, look at that, look at the tug captain, look at the tug
Captain, look, look, now, now everybody wants some...
The Carrie B, but at least the Carrie B has a, you know
A...
Oh my goodness bro, you can't make this up, the tug captains over here have to adjust to
All these guys, and you got a little red boat right over here once a little bit too
Wow, oh my goodness bro, look at this, look at this bro, what are you doing guy?
Oh my god, oh my god, you can't make this up.
This is what you have to deal with every single day, dude?
Wow.
You Sir have a tough life, bro.
Yeah. Guys, look at the size of this monstrosity.
And uh...
This, this captain right here.
That is so cool, dude
Now, one of the things that I want you guys to observe is, look how tight and short the lines are.
Wow, that is super crazy, dude.
Wow the cape, and, all right, look, look, look, look, look, look!
Look, look at, look at this, look at this, look at this.
He's, he's got a hard turn right now.
Let's see how he's driving.
Look, he's on the radio.
That is so cool, dude.
Man, that is so awesome.
Let's show you guys the boat, I know some of you guys are gonna be screaming, show the boat the
The problem is, it's so big and my focal length with this...
Oh my goodness, bro, look at this...
It's so tight, this is the the furthest out I can go guys, but while we're here we might as well just show
This freaking tugboat, looking like it's about to go ahead and flip.
Wow, see I would...
Have never ever known that these guys operate these tugboats, driving backwards like that.
It looks like there's a pool, a pool.
That is some dope stuff.
Wow.
Think about how tight now they have to go ahead and work those...
Now...
You got this other boat coming also.
So much traffic, dude.
Are you guys digging the boat? Hey do me a favor, start smashing that like button if you guys are
Starting to like some of this content, because I'll tell you what, it's uh, a little bit of everything.
It's really cool to think that we just saw all of that happen.
And then you know, you just basically zoom in on, a bunch of people having fun.
While that tugboat captain must be like, I have to do this every single day.
Oh yeah...
Time to, time to get back into the doghouse, fudge.
Um... So... where do all these...
Um, ladies, uh come from? Because they don't look like they're from uh, here.
Comment below if you're on this boat tell us where you're originally from.
Because...
That's the thing about the the new river guys, it's...
On fire Literally, look at this, what is this? Damn.
I'm so in trouble.
Oh I could already hear, oh! that's the slap I just got when I got home.
I haven't even edited this video, and that's already, I'm already getting slapped.
What do we got over here? All right, guys...
Back to, back to regularly scheduled programming, over here.
Time to film uh, other people, that are not hot.
Well I mean I could be wrong, just because you're 70 doesn't mean you can't be hot nowadays, right?
70s the new 40. At least that's what I saw on my Instagram about four days ago.
My brother-in-law is funny, he goes...
He goes, dude, do you realize this? I go what it, was...
But he looked all white and pale, like, like he had seen a ghost, and I was like what? He goes...
Bro, in six years...
I was like oh huh, what, what, what?
He goes in six years, I'll be 60 bro.
I go, and?
He goes bro, you don't understand 60... I think about it when we were kids.
When we would talked about our parents when they were 60. Oh, get over it, bro.
So I got on a bad trip and I started crying.
Obviously because, you know I was like damn I'm 43 and I'm going to be 50, and then he kind of
Sunk in, so you know, if I feel like that going to 50, he probably feels like they're going to 60.
I would hate to be 70 going to 80. What the hell? Those people must be hating life.
Every other kind, every other conversation is like, hey, you know who died? Oh no, that's bro wow, yeah...
Where's that Starlink with that uh, Elon wants to go ahead and put in my brain?
I wanna live forever.
Is this? What is this? Oh, boy...
All right, so we're gonna go ahead and wait for them to get a little closer and...
We'll see if we can uh... See what's going on over here on this boat.
Oh it's the breezytiki.com over here making a scene.
Oh yeah, they're having fun.
Definitely having a party over here on the Breezy Tiki.
So if you guys want check them out, go online uh, breezytiki.com
All right, so uh...
They came in this way, they gotta come back.
At some point. right, I think, or maybe they're gonna drop off there I have no idea what I will tell you
Is that we're going to continue filming, and I see an unbelievable sport fish in the backdrop, guys.
So...
I think we're going to go ahead and get the Carrie B... and the uh, badass sport fish that's
About to come in here, is this a viking that we got coming in here nice and uh slow?
Wait for it.
It says uh, R-72 Donzi that's what it says on the back here, guys.
Look, look what it says right there.
The Mustang Sally has just left the building. Wow, beautiful boat
I could only imagine the fishing that can be...
Done in that thing.
All right, well, we better hope everybody over here is uh...
Their day off, because they're drinking baby, they're drinking having a good time
On the bar on the water baby, I love it.
Look at that.
Wow.
They got some music, they got everything going on, that's cool.
You're listening to some Drake.
Oh, that is so cool. Good to see people out on the boat, having a good time, enjoying themselves.
Nothing better than that, some of you guys are still telling me, you guys are still locked down!
Which I can't believe that.
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