>>> WELL, IT'S ONE OF THE BUSIEST TRAVEL TIMES OF THE
YEAR. SO HERE WITH HER HOLIDAY TRAVEL
TIPS IS SEVENTH GRADE TRAVEL EXPERT CARRIE KRUM.
>> HI, CARRIE. >> HEY.
>> SO HOW ARE YOU LIKING YOUR TRIP TO NEW YORK?
>> OH, I LOVE IT. I SAW SPIDER-MAN AND HE GAVE ME
THE FINGER. >> COOL.
SO CARRIE WHAT KIND OF DESTINATIONS CAN YOU RECOMMEND
FOR VACATIONERS? >> WELL, ONE OF THE BEST GLOBAL
DESTINATIONS HAS GOT TO BE COLUMBUS, OHIO.
OH, YEAH, YOU GOT COUSINS, YOU GOT AUNTS.
AND DID YOU KNOW THAT UNCLES CAN HAVE PONYTAILS TOO?
BUT THE BEST PART OF COLUMBUS IS, MICHAEL, MICHAEL --
>> WHAT? >> MY COUSIN'S NEIGHBORS ARE
BOYS. >> OKAY, CARRIE, THAT SOUNDS
PRETTY SPECIFIC TO YOUR FAMILY TRIPS.
LIKE WHERE CAN OTHER PEOPLE TRAVEL?
>> TRY THE TWIN FREAKING CITIES! YEAH, WHERE YOU'LL GO TO A FARM
AND SEE A REALLY BIG PIG AND YOUR BROTHER WILL TELL YOU
THAT'S WHERE HAM COMES FROM. AND THEN YOU'LL SOB BECAUSE YOU
LOVE TO EAT HAM. >> AGAIN, THAT FEELS LIKE WHAT
YOU DID IN THE TWIN CITIES. BUT WHAT CAN EVERYBODY DO?
>> OKAY, I GOT YOU. MIGHT I RECOMMEND STAYING AT MY
AUNT NANCY'S HOUSE? BECAUSE MICHAEL, MICHAEL --
>> YES? >> SHE'S BRALESS ON THE COUCH!
SO, YEAH, OVERALL PRETTY GREAT TRIP.
EXCEPT FOR WHEN I GOT SPANKED. >> OH, I'M SORRY.
>> OH, DON'T BE, MICHAEL. THAT'S WHAT TRAVELING IS ALL
ABOUT, YOU KNOW, TESTING BOUNDARIES.
LIKE IN DUBUQUE, IOWA, WHERE MY PARENTS WERE DRINKING DAIQUIRIS
AND THEY WERE LAUGHING, AND I DON'T GET IT.
BUT WHEN ADULTS ARE LAUGHING, I'M LAUGHING RIGHT ALONG WITH
THEM. >> WELL, THAT SOUNDS LIKE A VERY
FUN VACATION. >> OH, YEAH.
OH, DUBUQUE IS -- A CAN'T MISS.
WHEN I WAS THERE, MY COUSIN MITCHELL FORGOT HIS BATHING
SUIT, AND THEN HE GOT TO WEAR HIS UNDERWEAR IN THE HOT TUB.
AND MICHAEL -- MICHAEL?
>> WHAT? >> YOU CAN KIND OF SEE HIS BUTT.
>> ALL RIGHT. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ANYWHERE MORE
EXOTIC? >> OH, YEAH.
OH, DUH, ONCE ON A CONNECTING FLIGHT FROM
PHOENIX TO DENVER, I GOT TO GO TO THE ATLANTA AIRPORT.
ALL RIGHT, NOW YOU WANT TO TALK EXOTIC, OKAY?
I SAW TWO INDOOR PIGEONS WORK TOGETHER TO CARRY A BAGEL.
THAT'S A BONJOUR VACATION. >> IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU HAD A LOT
OF AWESOME VACATIONS. WERE THERE ANY PLACES YOU DIDN'T
LIKE? >> YEAH.
MONTANA. >> MONTANA.
WHY? >> BECAUSE WHEN I WENT TO
MONTANA, I FELL ON A BUNCH OF ROCKS ON MY BACK.
>> WHERE? >> ON MY BACK.
>> I MEANT WHERE IN MONTANA? >> ON A ROCK!
AND IT REALLY HURT, SO DON'T GO THERE.
BECAUSE THE ROCKS ARE TOO HARD AND MY BACK IS TOO SOFT.
>> OKAY. I WON'T GO THERE.
>> OKAY.
MICHAEL, CAN WE STOP, BECAUSE I GOT TO GO TO THE BATHROOM.
>> CAN'T YOU JUST WAIT UNTIL THE END?
>> NO. BECAUSE MUMFORD & SONS GAVE ME A
BUNCH OF SIERRA MIST. >> ALL RIGHT, IF YOU HAVE TO GO,
THEN GO. >> OKAY.
THANK YOU, MICHAEL. I LOVE YOU, MICHAEL.