[Playful music]
Are you gonna be truthful?
I'm always truthful, what are you talking about?
Right, shall we start?
You can start.
Oh, never have I ever met my celebrity crush?
I met John Goodman.
[Both laughing]
Not was I expecting or anyone was expecting.
I was young but there's just something
very endearing and lovely about him.
Yeah, totally, yeah.
And then I tried to tell him on a red carpet once
and he was very, like, scared of me, I think.
So I have. I had a black-and-white picture
of Liv Tyler by my bed.
I used to kiss it every night before I went to bed
and then I was in New York and I met her.
My friend knew this and said,
"Jamie, you tell Liv about that time"
and I had to tell Liv Tyler, to her face, that I used to kiss
a black-and-white picture of her every night.
She, like, was so lovely about it,
but it was mortifying for me.
I feel like that was a terrible choice on my part.
Choose better.
You picked badly.
Never have I ever thought a cartoon character was hot?
I don't think so.
Not Jessica Rabbit?
I mean, I knew you were gonna say that.
Yeah, but like...
I mean, every boy, probably.
Also, Maid Marian from the Disney,
like the fox, Robin Hood.
No? [Caitríona laughs]
Oh, never have I ever stolen something from set?
Yeah, that's a given. Every job.
Have you stolen real stuff from real places?
[Both] Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
I only stole from big brands, like Boots.
I stole a lot from Boots.
I would still steal from Boots.
If I'm in Boots and all I'm buying is lip balm or something
and there's a massive queue, I'm stealing that.
Every single security guard who works for Boots,
who is gonna be obviously watching this,
is now going to be following you around.
That is the audience for British Vogue.
Lip liners were the thing.
Easy, slide up the sleeve, off you go.
Sorry, mum and dad. I'm sorry.
Never have I ever regifted a gift? Ah, come on, like...
Like, yeah, all the time.
Have you done it to the person
who gave you the gift originally?
No. I have.
I just thought it was right up their street.
[Caitríona laughs]
Never have I ever fallen over in public?
One of my most embarrassing moments is
I fell off a stool in front of Prince.
In front of Prince?
When I was inebriated.
The world feels terrible for you.
[Glass dings]
That's attached.
Never have I ever pretended I was sick
to avoid going into work?
I mean, as a waitress, yeah.
- Yeah, no, not in our work.
[Caitríona laughs]
Jesus, I'm so glad. I'd never worked again.
I had a waitressing job
and then may have had a few drinks
and then, by accident, called the restaurant
thinking I was leaving a voicemail at somebody else.
Oh, no.
Yeah, that was the end of that job.
Saying, like, "Let's go out on the pints"?
Something similar.
Jeez, terrible.
OK. Never have I ever broken a bone?
Oh, Christ.
Yeah.
I've broken almost every bone in my body.
Both big toes, one middle toe,
tore ligaments here, which was worse than a break.
This shoulder. This shoulder.
What?
Nose three times, right arm, both thumbs.
This shoulder was bad because I was on a ski trip
and I literally said to my mates, "Watch this!"
and then got helicoptered off the mountain.
How? I broke one finger.
[Caitríona laughs]
I don't think we have enough time to tell
To explain.
how every one of them happened,
but I'm just an elite sportsman.
OK. It's me.
OK. Never have I ever lost a bet?
I mean, I'm sure I have.
Well, yeah, but I don't...
I don't think I'm someone... You gamble.
Not in a bad way, but like...
[Caitríona laughs]
Jesus, this has become something totally different.
By the way, this is an intervention.
It is legal in most countries.
By the way, I'm not some, like, degenerate gambler
outside Paddy Power, you know, five days a week.
Do we get to keep these?
Yeah. We could have a good game of table tennis later.
Thanks.
[Both] Thank you, Vogue!
[Both laugh]
Bye!