- What you doin', dawg?
Come on, get yo' ass up, man!
What are you doin'?
Good morning, good evening, good night, y'all.
It's your boy A to the Y Anthony.
What's the one thing that always holds your waist
and lets you know everything's gonna be okay?
That's right, a belt.
That's why today, I'm gonna be
helping out my boy Jay with his.
This is "Pimp My Cinto."
- This cinto was handed to me from mi papa,
so, you know, it's very special.
I've had it since 1998, so, you know, it's kinda old.
But I think it's starting to give me bad luck.
My business is doing very bad,
a lot of people are starting to leave bad reviews on Kelp,
and they're talking about wardrobe malfunction.
I don't know what that means!
- So please, Senor Anthony, I'm begging you!
Pimp my cinto!
- All right, y'all.
We just pulled to Jay's block,
but before we go see him, I'ma spit
a little freestyle for y'all.
Check it!
♪ A to the Y, you know what's up ♪
♪ In Jay's 'hood, so we're in the cut ♪
♪ Mama call me cute, but girls call me now ♪
♪ Make a lot of cheddar, call me Mr. Cow ♪
♪ Pimp master, everybody knows ♪
♪ Welcome to the city, welcome to the show ♪
♪ When I pull up, y'all know it's lit-y ♪
♪ 'Bout to whip Jay's belt straight to Pimp City ♪
Make sure y'all follow me on SoundCloud,
because I be droppin' a lotta heat over there, aight?
Aight, (claps) well, let's go see what's up with Jay.
- Yo, Jay, it's A to the Y Anthony.
- (gasps) I thought it was the neighborhood bullies!
They're always stealing and beating me up!
- Wait, you're getting bullied by kids?
- Damn, that's wild!
Anyway, I'm here 'cause I heard
your belt needed some lovin'.
- Yeah, man, look!
It barely fits anymore!
And then, it doesn't even hold up my pants!
Look!
- Aw, come on, you don't gotta show me!
- What I really need is to get, (grunts)
my cinto needs to be pimped out.
- No, what you need is to be charged for indecent exposure.
But don't worry, my boys at Northeast Southwest Customs
are gonna give your belt a walk through Pimp City.
They're gonna make it poppin'.
They're gonna make it better.
- (laughing) Oh!
Okay, okay, cool, very cool, thank you!
- This is gonna be a long episode!
- I'ma keep it buck with you, dawg.
My boys at Northeast Southwest Customs
wanted to throw your belt away.
- But they didn't, right?
- No, they burnt it instead.
- What?
That thing had been passed down for generations!
- Damn, that sucks. (claps)
Anyway, my boys did their thing,
and I present to you the world's first pimped-out belt.
I like it!
- When we first got your belt, it was so hideous,
I had to go to therapy.
- Sorry.
- So, to make sure that never happens again,
my boys hooked your belt up with 100% genuine
brown leather lined with sparkling diamonds
and accented with 14-karat gold.
- Is that real diamonds and gold?
- As real as it gets, baby.
You're gonna have the iciest waist in the game.
- I can't wait to use it on my kids!
- On your kids?
- Yeah, you know, on the weekends,
when I tell 'em to clean and they don't wanna clean?
When I tell them to take out the trash?
- Yeah, I'm probably gonna have
to call the police on you after this.
Anyway, you like music, right?
- Of course!
You know, I used to be a singer.
Do you wanna hear?
Tch, tch-tch, tch
♪ I used to drink a 24 by myself ♪
♪ I used to come home from work and drink ♪
♪ A 24-pack, ha, ha, ay ♪
- Wow, that was really beautiful.
Well, you're gonna be singing a lot more,
because we installed three mini Bluetooth
subwoofers across the belt, so now you
can bump music everywhere you go.
Check this out!
♪ Baby ♪
(vocalizes pop music)
And then the kids come?
They're gonna listen to me!
- I just wanna let it be known,
A to the Y Anthony does not condone this man's actions.
So, you look like the type of guy that likes to eat.
- Si, (laughs) how did you know? (slaps belly)
- It's a little obvious.
But since you like to eat, my boys installed
a hot sauce holster on the side of your belt, so now,
you can have a bottle of Tapatio on you at all times.
- Anthony, this belt is perfect!
Thank you for pimping it out!
- I'm not done yet!
There's one more thing.
- What's the one thing you always tell your kids
when they're acting up?
- Exactly.
But now, you'll never have to say that again,
because we installed a voice-activated retrieval system.
- What does that mean?
- Let me show you!
- All right, dawg, give the belt a whistle.
- Like this?
- You know how we do at Northeast Southwest Customs, dawg.
- This is like the best belt in my life!
I can hit my kids!
- Not your kids, dude.
We don't do that.
- Or I could hit someone else.
- Yo, leave me alone! - Hey, listen, don't move!
Hey, hey,
hey! - Dawg, calm down!
Oh, hell, no!