- I voted.
- Okay great, that's.
- I voted.
- I saw that.
♫ I voted ♫
Hmm, that's.
- Did you hear what Kill-ary Clinton did?
Kill-ary Clinton.
- Yeah, I got it.
- Did you see what I did there?
- I see, it's Hillary, but you said kill.
- But I said Kill-ary.
- Yeah.
- Not as bad as what Donald Dump says, though.
He says a lot of dumpy stuff.
Honestly, I can't, I can't talk.
I got a lot of these.
They just come off the top of my head.
(snapping) Oh, better than Kill-ary, Hitler-y.
Hitler-y Clinton.
(laughing) - Yeah, that's good.
- No-bama.
(both laughing)
- That's good, yeah.
- Jill Stein.
- Did you know that 70% of people over 40 don't even vote
50% of the time?
- Where did you get that information?
- Uh, a stranger had that information on a photo,
and now I'm giving it to you.
- So you didn't do any research?
Just, sharing it?
- They did the research for me.
I don't even have to look into it.
- Was it like a bald eagle with an American flag waving?
- Yeah, how'd you know? (scoffing)
- Hey, you coming to my election party?
- Uh, you live in Ohio.
- Yeah, you coming?
- That's like 2,000 miles from here.
- Are you not coming to my party?
- I'm not coming to your party, you live in Ohio!
- People from high school are gonna be there.
- I didn't go to your high school.
I don't know who they are!
- Dude, I made some hummus!
Homemade hummus!
Like I got two bowls for it.
I got spicy, I got regular.
- Yeah, no, that's a great amount of hummus,
but I can't like spend $500 on a plane ticket.
- What's the point of voting if you're not gonna come
to my party and celebrate?
- To put, to have somebody in the office
that has the same ideals I do.
- I got cheese dip, dude!
- I gotta pick up my mom from the airport.
There's gonna be like a ton of traffic.
- Is that just your mom?
- Yeah, I'm picking up my mom from the airport.
- So the thing is though, is that all moms matter.
- Yeah, no, I agree that all moms matter, but
right now I'm talking about my mom.
- Oh, must be nice, living in your own little bubble,
picking up only your mom.
There's three other seats in your car that you could be
picking up moms from the airport.
Sandra Haskell from Buffalo, New York, sitting there
on the curb with her bags waiting to get picked up from the
airport, and you're not gonna pick her up?
- I'm nowhere near Buffalo and I don't know her!
Alright, fine, I'll pick up some other moms.
- Good.
- [Voiceover] Good.
- Could you pick up my mom as well?
I don't wanna pick her up.
- So, what did you think of the new Ghostbusters?
- Uh, it was, uh, it was.
- Like four really strong women who are super intelligent
and powerful, like making change in the world in like a
really exciting way full of incredible comedy, right?
- I thought it was, um, I thought it was okay.
It was pretty good.
- So you didn't like the four awesome women
that starred in it?
- No, they were good.
- So you don't care about the Bechdel test?
You don't, um.
- Yeah, I didn't consider that.
- [Voiceover] You're not interested in empowerment
for young girls? - No, I am.
- What did you like about the movie?
- I like Slimer.
- (scoffing) Typical.
- Those debates, right?
- Yeah, Donald Trump is literally Hitler.
- Hillary, she's.
- Oh my god, Hillary, she is also literally Hitler.
- So they're both Hitler?
- They're both Hitlers.
- Not everything can be compared to Hitler.
You know that, right?
- Mmm, everything could be Hitler.
Sometimes when I call my boyfriend and then he tells me,
"I'm at work, I can't pick up,"
Hitler.
When you get too many notifications on Tinder?
Hitler.
When you don't get enough notifications on Tinder?
Double Hitler.
- Okay, what about actual Hitler?
- I mean, he's alright, I don't like to judge people.
- I'm not just here to make this more diverse, am I?
- No, what, no, of course not!
- So you wanna talk about Black Lives Matter?
- No, I don't think we need to do that.
- You have a white person doing that, don't you?
- Yeah.
- Do I care about the issues and the world?
Let me guess.
You see it? - I see it, yeah.
- Changed the world.
- Well, it's just trying to change this.
- Well, I'm letting everyone know that I stand.
- You could actually do things that make a difference.
- You know, some people just change it for like a day or
two, but like I change it for a week, sometimes a month.
This is my Tinder profile pic.
- Sacrifice.
- Yeah, some people lose arms and limbs, I'm losing matches.
- Well now it's just changed again.