I'm gonna dream about Haley
I've forgotten how to play it
I'm just walking around carrying some iron ore for no reason
Just put away the
It's impractical to wander around with iron ore on your ...
"Mayor Lewis wants truffle oil."
"He won't explain what it's for" Well that's suspicious.
"Maybe it's none of your business" That is outrageous.
Well it's truffle oil. There are only one or two things he can be doing with it.
Grow up guys.
Now my principal problem is that I need to feed these chickens.
There's an egg
Oh, we'll just eat the egg.
That gets rid of that.
I want to get a dog because I want something
That is forced to love me
Because otherwise
I just won't feed it.
Is that bad?
Doesn't sound great when I say it out loud does it?
Oh it's five pm ALREADY!
I've literally done nothing except work out how to stop carrying salmonberry
Let's just go to bed.
The mayor's truffle oil can wait
That is
What I
Never say
I mean how much time can it take to save what is essentially
a database.
Another day on JamJam Farm [forgotten it is JamFarmFarm]
I always wake up at 6am. I don't know about you. guys.
OH MY GOD
Overnight ...
... the season has changed.
And we're literally we're watering nothing
Aahhhh I love this girl.
Look how ..
I'm just going to sit and watch her for a while
Yeah but I want to talk to her
Hello
Let me in
Yeah but it's my construction
I'm just going to watch you work
It's the way she moves.
It's mysterious is what it is.
Is it a bit weird that I'm just staring at her?
I love you.
I mean
I'm James, I'm Jam.
Let's go into the town because the mayor needs his truffle oil for "mysterious reasons."
Ooh look look, that's a nut!
I'm just living off the land
This is fall in Stardew Valley
Why don't we just rename London, Stardew Valley. How cool would that be?
Argh, it's locked. Open 9am.
Why do I wake up at 6 when that doesn't open until 9?
What am I supposed to do for another fifty minutes?
"Penny's Birthday" don't care about Penny.
Elliott. Jodi's birthday, Marnie's birthday.
Robin. Gotta remember the 21st guys.
The 21st
Of Fall. ????
Ok. Thanks's mate. I've just bought a million cranberry seeds.
Don't you think he's going to have questions?
If you buy that many cranberry seeds there should be
...questions.
These are just my collection of things.
Bit like a serial killer. I've got, like, trophies.
Um, in this box.
That's just where I keep my dried starfish
WHAT?
I'm trying to freak Shane out by always giving him a sweetpea.
Err, these are my prizewinning vegetables.
NBD. Err check 'em out.
John is ok.
Check on the health of these guys.
Paul is looking good.
And Ringo's fine. Ok.
You've got to check on the health of your chickens, guys.
Oh I need to buy some fertiliser.
Remember guys. What do we have to remember?
The 21st of fall.
We can't mess around with her birthday.
Ok we've just blown all our money on fertiliser guys. I really hope this works out.
We've bought forty fertiliser.
We've literally ... No we haven't literally.
But
Put all our eggs in one basket.
But now I know what it is to put all our eggs in one basket
I don't want to use that
um
term so frivolously.
It's, uh, it's nice living close to town.
To the untrained eye it's not obvious what I'm doing.
But what I will tell you is that I am fertilising
soil.
I was always worried about, like, the video that comes out of me
Of me fertilising the soil. Do you know what I mean? On like ...
Some sort of celeb website but
I think this'd be ok.
I don't think I've got enough cranberries.
Guys?
I never thought I'd say that.
And it's five pm
I'm just going to have to work into the night.
For my cranberries.
🎵 My mother 🎵
🎵 My mother she liked me 🎵
Rest in peace.
This is
This is probably the best tribute that I can do to um
To that band.
🎵 With their bombs and their bombs and their guns and their bombs 🎵
If those are the actual lyrics then they really didn't try hard enough
But I don't think they are.
Oh she's still! Awww, bless you Robin!
You don't appear to be
I would have adapted my um
How am I supposed to get truffle oil?
I think we're going to go speak to the mayor.
And find out what the shiz is
Bye Robin. I hope it's ready by tomorrow.
I feel a bit awkward.
That's just another day.
I think I need to find a truffle.
And then
Extract oil from it
Ooh!
What is that? See I've forgotten what I had built. What is it?
She's finished. She's just finished overnight.
Oooh look at this!
What animals are we gonna put in here?
This is actually
That's bigger than my house
I gotta rap with the mayor about some things.
Let's go talk to the mayor
The hunt for the mayor is not going well
No. Lewis.
Oh it IS him.
"When I first became Mayor over twenty years ago"
Let's see if we can give him a clam
If he's a good cook he'll be able to improvise with a clam.
No problem mate. Sorry about the truffle oil sitch
I mean that's another day. I'm sorry we couldn't do more.
What we're going to try and do next time is um
I think, flirt with Robin.
Er we've got to find Robin, give her some stuff.
Um there's Robin and there's Leah and there's um
I've got to keep my options open is what I'm saying.