M: So what you're saying is... Nose juice? O_O
M: So you know how people have like fresh squeezed juice in the morning [S: Oh of course]
M: They either have like the really like nice juicing machines [S: yup]
M: Or they have the ones that look like the cone and you like *squeezing action* squeeze the juice out [S: manually--]
S: Nah that's oldddd. Time for the future!
M: The future of cute *W*
M: ohhhh ohmaigawddd :3 [S: Here we have...] Can I just say
S: What is this called, the Uwasa no Mikan Juicer.
M: I just-- I'm gonna take it out because...
M: *squeelssss* *W*
S: This is the first of many videos you can expect from Martina squealing over cute things we find.
M: OK. Is my kitchen gonna look like a child's play room?
[S: You know-] Like you go into the kitchen [S: Well first of all] and you're gonna be like how do all these things work
S: It's our kitchen [M: *3* ohh] We share a home. We have to decorate [M: Yess] for each other
Not just for ourselves.
M: Of course :3 S: Of course =_=
S: That's all you-- M: *Spudgy* I meannnn
M; *Spudgy* weljfkdfbjdfjfdla It comes with a- a little tiny cupppp
M: *Spudgy* And then you turn the-- and then you put--
S: OK. I think we should try this out
S: So we also brought a whole bunch of tangerines with us.
M: No, OK. That's the only thing that was funny was that I thought this was an orange juicer, [S: No]
M:But it looks pretty small, I think it's made for tangerines
S: It's only for tangerines.
M: So in the advertisement on the box you actually, you know, come to the table holding it like this.
And you're like "Fresh squeezed orange juice? :D"
And then you open up the faucet and then you pour it like a teapot.
It's like a teapot- orange juice tea-potter 8D
S: Why have tea when you could have teapot juice.
M: So is this gonna be the amount of juice that comes out of a tangerine?
S: I really hope we get a lot more from this [M: I'm just like *slurps] into that, no we're gonna get a lot!
M: What do we do with the pulp afterwards?
We throw it into the woods?
S: Yeah, do we just keep on stuffing it down?
S: We didn't plan this out [M: We didn't think this over...]
[S:OK here you go] M: OK, we're gonna open this up first
M: *Grunts S: Can you feel it?
M: Yeah, more intense than I expected it to be.
S: It smells a lot more citrus-y here now.
M: Is it down? Almost down! S: Almost down, keep pushing.
M: OK, that's it S: OK!
M: The time has come [S: We're excited, lets do this!]
S: OK, I'll hold it like this.
OK, here we go~ Turn the spout...
M: mmmm, MMMM, MMMMMMMM, MM-MMMMMMM
S: Woahhhh M: I had to slow that down.
S: There's a lot in here!
M: K you can get the first drink :D
S: No, it's for you!
M: Thanks ducky~
It's all pulpy and wonderful, might I add.
M: That was fantasticccc
S: Hit me with it, hit me with it.
We got 2 cups out of this!
M: K, 2 cups, go~
M: Isn't that amazing?
S: We're spending the rest of our day, right here [M: And then getting diarrhea? LOL] squeezing every single tangerine
M: Hands up if you ate too much fruit in one day and discovered what happens ;P
S: Ohmaigawd [M: Sooo we got...] this is perfection *W*
M: 1 and a half tangerines out of this.
S: 2 and a half.
M: 2 and a half! S: 2 and a half cups.
M: So good at math :3
S: I can tell. M: I'll take this half one.
M: I thought of 1 and a half because I pictured [S: Oneeeee and then I did a half whattt and then you see cuz the 2 halves and they make one]
M: That's exactly what I thought!
I literally thought of this as half an orange, so I was like the two halves come together to form one whole.
S: We formed more juice than the tangerine actually had within it.
M: I'm just sayingggg
S: It's like Jesus with the fish, that's what happened.
S: Ohhh M: OK, let's see what it looks like on the inside. S: OK
S: OK, that's good. And now..
I roll this up into a ball and HUAAHHH
S: UAHH M: A child knocking off their bike.
We've been banned from Japan!
S: You ready? M: Don't be too violent with it it's a delicate orange.
S: I can feel [M: You feel it] I can feel all the bumps [M: You feel it kinda pops]
M: It really does kinda feel like the elbows and grease one that you normally have where you have to like work at it.
S: This is so much more satisfying [M: I know] than pushing a button and having something electrically done for you.
M: Wow, that is the most hipsterish thing you've ever said.
S: You know what, you know something. I like to make my own candles, instead of turning on a light switch. [M: You know, I have the bicycle with the really big wheel and the really small wheel LOL]
M: I use my ear wax to form it [S: There's so much more satisfaction in that]
S: Can I just poor this into your mouth?
M: Um... S: How about I pour it into your mouth M: I suppose so :/
S: OK come on~
S: Is this a bad idea? Is this a bad idea...
M: I can't tell guys [S: Is this a bad idea?] Does this feel like a bad idea?
M: Is this one of the those moments where it's like choose your own adventure.
S: This is one of those [M: Should Simon pour the juice into Martina's mouth?]
S/M: Yeah just pour it into my mouth; Wait-wait-wait
S: OK ready? M: UASDLFJ S: Ducky!
M: I got a foot in the eye!! It's a bad idea might I add.
S: Ohhhh M: mmmm S: ahhhhh M: thumbs up S: Mmk
S: Shake it off. And our male demographic goes through the roof ;D
M: Shut it
M: Hello my name is Mr. Juice~ Mr. Orange Juice~ I like to make you lots of juice~ Lots of simple fresh juiceeee
Just squeeze my nose and then I blow orange juice outta my nose~
I'm Mr. Juice, I'm Mr. Juice! Mr. Juice Nose~~~
S: Stahppp song's overr