SO RECENTLY, ALEX JONES WAS IN SEATTLE.
HE APPARENTLY HAD A BUNCH OF DUST UPS.
I DON'T CARE.
SOMEBODY THREW COFFEE AT HIM.
I DON'T KNOW IF IT IS REAL OR NOT REAL.
IT TURNS OUT THAT
GUY WAS AN ACTOR AND EVERYONE IS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT IF IT IS A
CONSPIRACY WITHIN A CONSPIRACY, IF IT IS A FALSE FLAG OPERATION.
I DO NOT CARE.
HE IS AN IRRELEVANT PERSON.
HE BELIEVES THAT THERE ARE 80% GORILLA, 80% PIG, 80%
HUMAN ALL-IN-ONE CREATURE.
THE GUY'S A FULL-BLOWN LUNATIC.
I JUST LIKE TO LAUGH AT HIM.
SO THAT IS WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO HERE.
HE APPARENTLY CHASED ON THREE DIFFERENT PEOPLE IN SEATTLE.
THIS WAS ONE OF THEM.
I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU THE VIDEO.
NOT VERY MANY THINGS YOU WILL SEE FUNNIER THAN ALEX
JONES RUNNING.
SET UP AND WRITTEN IN SECRET.
THAT IS WHY BIPARTISAN, COME OVER HERE.
COME ON OVER HERE.
YOU FLIPPED ME OFF, COME ON COWARD.
YOU'RE FAKE AND A FRAUD.
YOU WANT TO FLIP ME OFF?
FUCK OFF.
COWARD.
I'M NOT AFRAID OF YOU PEOPLE, YOU GOT SOMETHING TO SAY?
SAY IT.
YOU'RE AN INTELLECTUAL IDIOT THAT WATCHES THE
MAINSTREAM MEDIA.
ANYWAY.
COWARDS WANT TO GET IN PEOPLE'S FACES.
THAT GUY CRACKS ME UP.
AT LEAST HE IS ENTERTAINING.
WHO IN THE MIDDLE OF A NEWS REPORT RUNS AFTER SOMEBODY
LIKE THAT?
WHO THINKS THAT IT IS A SMART THING TO SAY THAT YOU ARE
AN INTELLECTUAL DUMB ASS?
COME ON, LET'S HAVE FUN.
YOU KNOW WE ARE GOING TO BREAK DOWN THE VIDEO.
FIRST, THE BEST PART.
RUNNING.
I LIKE THAT HE GETS DISCOMBOBULATED AT THE END.
HE'S LIKE ANYWAY, WHAT WAS I IN THE MIDDLE OF DOING?
I DON'T KNOW IF HE IS MENTALLY UNSTABLE, VERY LIKELY.
OR IF HE IS ACTING, ALSO LIKELY, OR A COMBO OF BOTH, BUT THIS GUY
HAD A COUPLE OF GOOD COMEBACKS.
LET'S WATCH ONE OF THEM RIGHT NOW.
FUCK OFF.
NO, YOU FUCK OFF.
I AM FUCKING OFF.
HEY, FUCK YOU.
THAT IS ONE OF MY FAVORITES.
I AM FUCKING OFF.
IT IS HARD TO ARGUE WITH THAT.
ONE MORE.
YOU KNOW SOMETHING?
I'M NOT AFRAID OF YOU PEOPLE.
YOU GOT SOMETHING TO SAY,
SAY IT.
I DID, I SAID FUCK YOU.
YOU ARE AN INTELLECTUAL DUNB ASS.
YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY, SAY IT?
I JUST SAID IT.
FUCK OFF.
WHEN YOU GET OUTWITTED BY A GUY WHO IS JUST CROSSING THE STREET
GIVING YOU A MIDDLE FINGER.
IT IS NOT A PRETTY DAY FOR ALEX
JONES.
IíM GOING TO GIVE YOU SEATTLE PD'S REACTION HERE IN A
SECOND.
AFTERWARDS, WE'RE GOING TO WATCH THAT RUN ONE LAST TIME.
IN THIS CASE, SOMEBODY REACHED OUT TO THE SEATTLE POLICE
DEPARTMENT, ARE YOU GUYS GOING TO DO ANYTHING BECAUSE THEY
THINK THAT ALEX JONES IS A FRAUD AND INSTIGATING OR THEY
THINK THE GUY WHO THREW THE COFFEE - I DON'T KNOW.
IT DOES NOT MATTER.
I LIKE THE SNARK THAT THE SEATTLE POLICE HAD.
SAID:
ZINGER.
HIS LAWYERS CLAIMED HE IS JUST AN ACTOR.
HE IS JUST ACTING A ROLE.
IN HIS PRIVATE LIFE, HE IS NOT
LIKE THAT AT ALL.
FOR THE SAKE OF ANYONE WHO KNOWS HIM IN HIS PRIVATE LIFE, I HOPE
NOT BECAUSE IF YOU SAY ANYTHING SLIGHTLY WRONG, YOU MIGHT GET
THIS REACTION:
THE PRESIDENT TAKES LIKE I SERIOUSLY.
OH GOD.
EVERY TIME I THINK ABOUT THAT, IT GOES FROM FUNNY TO
INCREDIBLY TRAGIC.