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Err Tom, what are you doing?
Celebrating Christmas. Why what do you think it looks like?
Err, trying to kill Santa Claus?
Hahaha oh, you got me Edd.
But I thought the real Santa Claus died centuries ago...
Really? Well, we will just see about that. Aah ha!
Uhh, get inside!
What?!
NOW!
Bring it on! (Explosion) ARGHHH!! (Explosion) Oops I missed!
Oh yeah? Take this! (Explosion) OUCH! Bear trap! Uh Oh! ARGHHHH!!
The hell was that? Uhhh, you don't wanna know...
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Hey, he just stopped at that house over there!
Hey, I just stated the obvious!
Ooo! Look a chair!
Uhhhh yeah, let's go for a closer look!
Santa?
Don't worry children! You're both on the nice list this year! Except you!!
Nomnomnomnom.
But, wha?
It looks like it's only eating the naughty children...
We should be safe then! Right? Right?
Don't you realise I know when you're awake?!
(Snoring)
What?
You can't hurt us! We've been relatively good this year.
Oh? Well, according to my list YOU ARE A MURDERER!
What?! No i'm not!
You stepped on a bug!
Oh god! OH GOD!! I CAN'T FEEL THREE OF MY LEGS!! URGHHH!
You participated in a game of paintball using real guns!
You ate this pie!
No I didn't!
Yes you did!
I did not!
Yes you did!
No I did not eat that pie! Look you're holding it right... Oh... Oh you're good...
And you didn't thank your milkman for his Christmas card!!
WHY EDD?! I JUST WANTED A LITTLE APPRECIATION!! WHYYY!?!
Ho, ho, HOOOOOURGHGHH!!!
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Oh, erm...
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Once again, Coke saves the day.
Well, I love you too Edd! Hey, Hey! What are you doing?! ARGHHH!!!
That was a close one back there!
Did you really think it would be that e-
Did you really think it would-
Did you really think it would be that easy?
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Holy Happy Holidays in a ha-
Holy Happy Holi-
Holy- HA!
OUCH!!
Ho! Ho! Ho! This holiday aint big enough for the two of us!
Ho! Ho! Ho! You've earned these kids!
But we didn't do anything...
Ho! Ho! Ho!
Smirnoff! Sweet! Wait... Diet Smirnoff?! I'll give you a happy new year!!
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