- FROM BIG MAMA'S & PAPA'S PIZZERIA IN HOLLYWOOD,
PLEASE WELCOME EDGAR, EVERYBODY.
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HI, EDGAR.
- HOW ARE YOU? - GOOD.
HAVE A SEAT.
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OH.
SO FIRST OF ALL,
THAT--WE WERE--WE REALLY-- WHEN WE HAD THIS IDEA
OF GETTING PIZZA FOR EVERYBODY,
AND WE WERE TRYING TO FIND SOMETHING CLOSE BY,
AND THE PLACE THAT YOU--
ACTUALLY, YOUR FAMILY OWNS THE PLACE, RIGHT?
- UH, ME AND MY BROTHER, ACTUALLY.
- YOU OWN THE PLACE. - YEAH.
- ALL RIGHT, AND SO WE HAD YOU DELIVER,
AND YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA BRING THEM TO SOME PRODUCERS.
WHAT DID THEY TELL YOU?
- YEAH, THEY TOLD ME I'M GONNA JUST DELIVER FOR WRITERS.
- MM-HMM.
- AND THEN WHEN I WAS THERE,
THEY JUST TOLD ME, "JUST WAIT HERE,"
AND YOU CAME OUT.
- YEAH.
- YOU CAME OUT, AND YOU SAID, "JUST FOLLOW--
I'M GONNA LET YOU KNOW WHEN TO FOLLOW ME,"
AND THEN, LIKE, "WHERE WE ARE GOING?"
AND YOU SAID, "JUST FOLLOW ME."
AND I'M GOING, AND I'M ON THE STAGE.
I WAS--
I WAS JUST SHOCKED, SO.
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- THAT WAS GREAT.
YEAH, THIS IS-- WE HAD YOU BEHIND A DOOR,
AND THEN YOU JUST ON AND SAID-- YOU GO, "HELLO."
[laughing]
I MEAN, THAT MUST HAVE, LIKE, FREAKED YOU OUT, RIGHT?
- YEAH, I WAS SHOCKED.
I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS GONNA BE SOMETHING THIS--
BUT IT WAS REALLY CRAZY.
- AND WHO WAS YOU--I THINK JULIA ROBERTS IS, LIKE,
ONE OF YOUR FAVORITE--
- YEAH, IT WAS--IT WAS-- SHE WAS MY--
LIKE, WOMAN IN DREAMS.
SO I WAS--
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I WAS ALWAYS WATCHING HER MOVIES BACK IN MOSCOW.
THE "PRETTY WOMAN."
- YEAH. - AND SO YEAH.
IT WAS SOMETHING CRAZY TO ME
TO JUST DELIVER FOR HER, YEAH.
- AND YOU'RE HANDING JULIA ROBERTS PIZZA.
THAT'S SURREAL. - YEAH.
- RIGHT?
AND SO YOU LEFT BEFORE I GAVE YOU--
I WANTED TO GET A TIP,
AND I PASSED PHARRELL'S HAT AROUND,
AND I ENDED UP GETTING ABOUT $600,
SOMETHING LIKE THAT,
SO THAT'S THAT.
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HERE'S SOME MORE. THERE'S $1,000.
SO YOU'LL HAVE A TOTAL OF $1,000 TIP.
PIZZA FOR EVERYBODY, PLEASE.
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