Mark: Hello everybody! My name is Markiplier and welcome back to The Rake Multiplayer!
Mark: We got Bob-- *bursts into giggles*
Bob & Mark: *laughing hysterically*
Mark: *through giggles* You guys don't know how funny that looked on my screen!
Bob & Wade: *laughing*
Bob: Well I could see Wade, and I was like "Yes! I have to--"
(all laughing)
Mark: *dying of laughter*
Mark: Wade you might be running into something over there.
Bob: Wade, come here!
Bob: Blaaaaargghh
Bob: Come here!
Wade: Where are ya, Bob?
Mark: So, you guys wanted to see more because in the last episode
Mark: we didn't FULLY take it seriously
Mark: And obviously with the start of this episode, we're taking it MUCH more seriously
Mark: Um, but we actually have an objective
Mark: And we got Bob in! So hi, Bob.
Bob: Hi!
Mark: Hello!
Mark: How are you?
Bob & Wade: *making weird noises*
Mark: So- so Bob
Mark: Did you know there's a monster in these woods?
Bob: Well I assume that's why I have the gun
Bob: I'm either supposed to kill YOU or kill the monster-- I'm not...
Bob: I'm not killing you, so...
Mark: Well, if-- if we start to piss you off by the end of this round...you can--
Bob: Can I actually kill you with this?
Mark: I'm, uh-- (Wade: Shoot me!)
Mark: Shoot Wade! (Wade: SHOOT ME)
Mark: Wait, how do you know who's who??
Bob: Yeah, actually...
Bob: Well you're the one who's not going like this-- *laughing*
Mark: NO IT ME
Mark: IT WADE
Mark: I AM WADE
Mark: ME WADE *trails into giggles*
Bob: *cracking up*
Wade: You don't look anything like me!
Mark: ME WADE
Mark: YOU SHUT UP
Mark & Bob: *laughing*
Wade: I WILL NOT
Mark: YOU ASS BAG
Mark: FUCK YOUR FACE--
Wade: --YOU THINK I AM BUT ISN'T
Mark: Oh YEAH, Rick??
Mark: *laughing* Well fuck-- well
Mark: IIIIIIIIIII'M OUTTA HERE
Bob: *losing it*
Wade: You come right back here, I'm not done with you!
Mark: *laughs*
Wade: Oh, you're right there!
Bob: Oh fuck, I'm gonna fucking pass out
Mark & Wade: *laugh*
Bob: Also this one's Wade
Mark: Yeah-- *dissolves into laughter*
Wade: You were aiming, like, WAY over here on my screen
Bob: No-- well yeah, so when I'm-- I'm pointing right at your face right now
Bob: But the gun on my screen is pointed like three feet to the right of you
Mark: Oh yeah, wow. That's true.
Bob: But the aiming's right on your face right now
Mark: Oh, okay
Wade: *sarcastic* Good, I'm glad
Mark: Well, anyway let me go grab cameras 'cause we're gonna need them
Bob: How's it goin' Wade? (Wade: Bob there are more shells in here, by the way)
Wade: There's more shotgun shells in here
Bob: Well, I picked up one of them, I guess I'm the only one with a shotgun
Bob: So I might as well have all of 'em
Mark: Yeah, there's a sniper rifle we're gonna get but--
Wade: I believe there's two of each gun somewhere on the map, I don't know where...
Mark: Oh yeah! There's a house that YOU went to, but we didn't go...
Mark: So let's-- let's go through the woods and make sure we go together
Mark: And remember where we're going
Bob: We went this way
Mark: Yeah, so we-- you can run
Bob: All right!
Wade: So bear traps...
Bob: Hey, if uh... if the monster shows up
Bob: Uh, I think we should all react in the same way
Mark: Okay, all right
Mark: So you-- you guys wanna go
Mark: "WAAAHH" or-- or
Bob: I think our-- no, no, no (Mark: Uh oh!)
Bob: Whoa, whoa, whoa oh shit! (Mark: WHOA WHOA HEY)
Mark: *laughing* (Wade: OH HEY *laughs*)
Mark: So uh--
Wade: Good thing you had that shotgun!
Mark: Well that was early! (Bob: Ohhhh)
Mark: *laughs*
Bob: Uh...
Mark: Yeah we're-- we gotta-- we gotta...
Bob: Wait, I was gonna say-- I was trying to say
Bob: I think our reaction should be this
Bob: WAaaAHhhHH NO *screaming hysterically* Mark: *laughing*
Wade: Yeah, well, if the Rake shows up... we should be sure to do that (Mark: Yeah)
Bob: Okay, Wade (Mark: I'll- I'll be ready. I'll be ready...)
Bob: I'll be ready, too
Mark: All right, there's-- (Wade: Sounds good, Bob!)
Mark: There's bear traps up here that we can get to, uh...
Mark: ...trap him so that he doesn't do that
Bob: I fucking hear the monster again
Wade: Um--
Mark: Was it that-- was it that house, or was it-- oohhh
[Rake rustling] Mark: That's not good Bob: He's clip-clopping around behind us
Mark: Was it this one? (Wade: I'll get the ones that are up here)
Mark: Okay (Bob: Oh god, what's that sound?)
Mark: I dunno (Bob: What's that big gong sound?)
Mark: Okay... (Bob: The gong sound sounds--)
Mark: You got it? (Wade: Um... yeah)
Mark: All right, Bob-- eeuuh
Mark: AHH! [Rake screeching]
Mark: Ow... (Wade: JESUS)
Wade: WhwHAOAA
Mark & Bob: *laughing*
Mark: Did you freak out like we planned?
Bob: Yeah, he did the freak out
Mark: All right, uh...
Mark: Okay, Wade, you have your bear traps right?
Wade: Yeah (Mark: Okay, whoa! What is that?)
Mark: Oh, I found a piggy! Well, finally!
Bob: Should I kill it?
Mark: Uuuhhh no (Wade: No)
Mark: All right, uh- Wade: Bob, where'd you go?
Bob: I'm over here, I'm fine (Mark: Wade, was this the one with the other ones?)
Wade: Yeah, Bob, get the bear traps from up here
Wade: Mark, go over to the left there (Mark: Yeah)
Mark: Yeah, there's a tent over there
[Rake screeches] (Bob: Oh shit!)
Bob: Christ! I hate you guys!
Mark & Wade: *laughing at the success of their douchery*
Bob: Damn it!
Bob: I'm-- daahh Jesus!
Mark: All right, where was-- where's--
Mark: *laughs*
Wade: There's some in here
Bob: You guys are just fucking with me!
Mark: *evil laugh* No, no! Whoa...
Mark: The music got-- the music seems way more intense than the last time that I played
Bob: Where are you guys?
Bob: No NO NO no fuck you!
Mark: Oh geez
Wade: We're right next to you
Mark: Oh my god (Bob: Where?! Help me!)
Mark: Oohh god (Wade: Where are you??)
Mark: That music, though... dat uh--
Wade: He went to the house, right to left of where we--
Mark: Oh, he-- he went there... yeah
Bob: I'm right here! (Mark: I don't think there were any more bear traps for him)
Wade: Okay, Bob, umm...
Wade: Or Mark, Bob, let's go this way
Mark: Okay
Wade: I think the house, or the other house and the waterfall is this direction?
Mark: Uh huh (Bob: You guys are just fucking with me)
Mark: No, we're- we're actually not this time
Wade: I mean, we did that time, but...um...
Bob: I thought it was like an alien... anal probe...
Bob: like lifting... gravity... beam
Mark: I mean...uhhh... it could be?
Bob: It's whatever I want it to be, baby? (Mark: Yeah pretty much)
Mark: All right, so in here...
Mark: euugh (Bob: No NO no no)
[loud crunching noises] (Mark: eeuaahh!)
Mark: WHY ARE THE SOUNDS LOUDER THAN THEY WERE BEFORE?
Wade: I don't know
Mark: They're SO much louder
Wade: Oh yeah this was the place with nothing
Mark: eeuuhh... Oh yeah, this-- oh this wasn't the cave that's right...
Mark: The cave is to the left of here
Mark: The actual cave (Wade: Yeah...)
Mark: All right, so...
Bob: Wait, where did... there's only two of us...
Mark: Huh?
Bob: Where'd the other person go? (Mark: What??)
Wade: He must've walked out already
Mark: Oh, I-- I went out
Bob: Oh (Mark: Yeah)
Mark: And got eaten! The Rake got me!
Mark: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Bob: *laughs* (Wade: Ooohhh Jesus!)
Mark: Oh-hoh-- all right, if we go left... left is the other cave
Mark: I'm pretty sure...
Bob: I'm still fairly certain you guys are just fucking with me
Mark: No! I mean, uh-- usually
Mark: But not this one time (Bob: Yeah)
Wade: I'm stuck on a tree... (Bob: That's, uh how this works)
Mark: Yeah, I don't know what's going on with that... me also
Bob: I think it's the server
Mark: Yeah probably (Mark's Character: *screaming*)
Mark: WHY AM I FREAKING OUT??
Bob: What?? (Mark: It happened again! It did the thing!)
Mark: Where my guy just freaks out for no goddamn reason
Bob: I know! I can hear you screaming (Wade: Yeah)
Mark: *laughing* Just- my guy, *high pitched* "WUUHH!! OOHHHhhHh!!!
Mark: "whOAA GOD!!!"
Bob: *laughs* Your character just snapped under the pressure, Mark
Wade: This is just a rock formation, but...
Bob: I'm hearing lots of tree creakies
Mark: Yeah...
Wade: Oh, this is the place we were looking for (Mark: Ah! Yeah, this is what we were looking for)
Mark: Oh, there we are
Bob: Oh, hey, loud...
Wade: Bob, you have the shotgun, why don't YOU lead the way?
Bob: No! (Mark: Yeah, go for it, Bob!)
Bob: No! (Mark: Please!)
Bob: You know what? Okay...
Wade: We already lead you into the only jumpscare we knew of, and I failed to get you on the second one so...
[wind howling]
Mark: Man, I can't-- I can't hear you guys at all! *laughs*
Bob: Yeah, it's pretty fuckin' loud
Wade: VERY ATMOSPHERIC
Mark: OHH MY GOD!
Mark: Oh there we go (Bob: No no no no no no)
Mark: Keep goin' forward, Bob. You got this!
Bob: Nope, nope, nope (Mark: Push forward)
Wade: Man, I love going slow through this cave that's collapsing around us!
Bob: Yeah this seems like such a good place to be
Mark: Yeah, you're almost there, Bob!
Bob: Oh, I'm almost there, am I?
Mark: Yeah, you are (Wade: euuuhhh)
Bob: I'm almost to the thing that you know is gonna get me?
Mark: No, I meant the other side of the cave
Bob: (unconvinced) Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh- huh, yeah, uh-huh
Bob: Left or right?
Mark: Uhhhhhhh (Wade: They both go over and connect here
Bob: Okay..
Wade: It's not really a fork
Mark: Aaaand (Bob: What's that, what's that, what's THAT, what's that)
Bob: Oh, it's a tree (Mark: *laughs*)
Wade: You know, we didn't explore over here to the right, but I do know the sniper rifle's to the left right here
Mark: Yeah, Wade, you can have that one
Bob: Yeah
Wade: You sure?
Mark: Yeah, I'll stick with the bear trap (Bob: Ah, shit! Trees?? Dah!)
Bob: (to Wade) Heeey, buddy, how's it going?
Wade: Das Boot (Bob: Well, THAT seems good)
Mark: Yep. We're, yeah-- oh yeah, you found the mystery foot!
Wade: I'm so bad with this gun, but okay
Wade: Got it
Mark: Yeah, so there's a lot of, uh...
Bob: That's-- that's a HUGE leg
Mark: Yeah! I-- I know, right?
Bob: It's like as big as your-- both of your legs put together
Mark: Yeah, so you can imagine if the Rake killed THIS thing
Mark: What'll it do to us?? (Bob: WE DON'T STAND A CHAAAANCE)
Mark: (à la Troll 2) AND THEN IT'S GONNA EAT ME
Mark: OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD (Bob: *cracking up*)
Wade: Oh, I noticed something
Wade: Um, that's DEFINITELY the end of a leg and a foot
Wade: I-- I can tell with binoculars
Mark: Oh, thank you, man
Wade: You're welcome (Mark: You're a lifesaver)
Mark: I don't think there's anything around here
Wade: Press, like, B or N on the keyboard and you can bring up binoculars
Mark: B or N?
Wade: Then, like, left click
Bob: Holy shit (Mark: OOhh, wait...)
Mark: N... (Bob: Yeah, it's B)
Mark: B?
Bob: Wow, Wade, I can get a real close look at your completely white, blurred out face
Mark: Oh, you have some night vision, too
Wade: How do you turn that on? (Bob: Night vision??)
Mark: Well, I mean, it's not really night vision, it's just you see a little bit better
Bob: The flashlight works in the distance, as if it's being projected to the origin of the view for the uh...
Bob: Binoculars
Mark: Yeah, it's an intended feature, working as intended!
Mark: I'm just looking around this area
Mark: I don't think there's a house here... is there?
Wade: Yeah, might not be a house over here...
[loud crackling]
Bob: --like another NPC with a flashlight, just like, "Durdurdurrr"
Bob: "Herpda" -- fuck, what?
Bob: Whooa Jesus! (Mark: What happened?)
Bob: Lots of tree crackling noise, sounded like someone jumped out of a tree
Mark: Yeah
[loud thump]
Mark: Whoa... (Bob: Whoa, ho, whoa, whoa whoa, what??)
Mark: *laughing* Oh, yeah, I forgot about that
Wade: *laughs* (Bob: Jesus!)
Mark: That was the uh...
Mark: That was the door (Bob: God!)
Wade: Just making sure you're nice and safe in there, Bob
Bob: I switched that camera too, so I saw the door closing and then someone running away
Bob: And I was just like, "OH NO THAT'S WHERE I AM"
Mark: *laughs*
Bob: *singing "Kumbuya" softly*
Mark: I'm gonna go venture out...I'll be back
[thump] (Mark: Maybe-- oh)
Bob: Whoooa hey whoa, hey whoa, heeeeeeey
Wade: What?
Bob & Wade: *yelling*
Bob: Oh no, it's here!
Mark: What happened?
Wade: I got bitch slapped!
Mark: I'm comin' back!
Bob: *laughing* The Rake came through and humped a- humped Wade and then ran away
Mark: Oh, geez!
Wade: OOWWW
Mark: I leave for ONE goddamn second, and you guys--
Bob: *cracking up* I watched it happen on the camera, but I couldn't do anything to help him
Mark: *laughing*
Mark: I wanted to be SO braaaaaave
Bob: Geez... I just switched to the camera and immediately all I hear is
Bob: stomp stomp stomp stOMP sTOMP STOMP STOMP
Mark: *giggles*
Wade: So, if you leave the camper, go to the right and just hug that right wall
Bob: --my god, what IS that?
Mark: I gotta try to get back to the camper first...
Bob: Is that... wait, is that--
Wade: I'll wait to explore 'til you get here-- oh Bob's already inside
Mark: *tiny laugh* (Bob: What IS that?)
Wade: I dunno
Rake: *screeches* (Mark: WHOOOA)
Bob: aaHH SHIT FUCKING GODDAMN IT
Mark: Ah, shit (Bob: I mean... nothing)
Mark: It had a-- it hit a lot of things!
[thump/crash]
Mark: Whoa
Wade: *laughs* I think there was another trap- jumpscare in there
Bob: Naaaah, nah-- I just... it's fine
Bob: Hey, there's another sniper rifle up here Mark: Ooh
Wade: I definitely had no idea that that would happen--
[Rake screeches] Bob: OH GOD fuckin' shit!
Wade: *laughs* Bob: Jesus Christ!
Mark: Goddamn it, where are you guys??
Mark: You're havin' all the fun! (Wade: Go to the white wall!)
Mark: I'm- I'm not even back to the camp!
Mark: Ah, whooooaa! That IS cool!
Wade: Can we go down, inside the door?
Mark: Eeehh, I doubt it
Mark: Ooohh okay
Bob: Aaaaahhhhh
Mark: There's a blood up here
Wade: Is there anything in here Bob?
Mark: Ooh! Bob: Not downstairs...
Mark: Oh, yeah, the sniper rifle. I'm takin' it!
Wade: All right
Mark: Good thing I just died, so now I don't have to worry about losing my health... again
Wade: Glad there's no jumpscares in here
Mark: Yeah, that's- that's lovely Bob: Yeah, wow, what a relief!
Bob: Man.... god
Wade: That's a very normal sized arm to go with the giant foot we found
Bob: I know! *laughs* Mark: *laughs*
Bob: Maybe that guy just had real big legs
Mark: Maybe...
Bob: It's not a mystery, he just had big legs
Wade: *low voice* He didn't skip leg day
Mark: *sarcastic laugh* [bear trap snapping]
Mark: Oh, wow!
Wade: That sounds...look at the Rake's health! Is that just from him running into traps?
Mark: Oh, yeah yeah Bob: What an idiot
Bob: What an asshole
Mark: I mean eventually he'll just kill himself. You wanna go back to camp and just, like, kill him?
Bob: Yeah, let's just let him kill himself, fuck yeah
Wade: Yeah, now that Bob got all the jumpscares, I'm feeling pretty- pretty content with myself
[creepy wind] (Mark: Wuh-oh- why? noises?)
Wade: I don't know, those weren't here when we came here the first time
Mark: Those are... that's NEW noises
Wade: Yeah, I've not heard that one before Mark: That's weird!
(Mark: It's like some bree- eeuuh) [howling]
Mark: Whoa Bob: Oh god... Wade I'm lost
Bob: Wade, wait for me!
[odd growling]
Wade: Bob I- I'm gonna go up the hill...
Mark: I'm lookin' over there... (Bob: 'Kay bye)
Bob: Well, here I'll watch the camera so I can see when you die
Wade: Die??
Mark: I mean- I'm lookin' at ya! I see ya up that hill
Bob: Hey, Wade
Wade: There's a suspicious dead body on all of our bear traps
Bob & Mark: *laughing*
Mark: What?? Nooooo way
Bob: Oh, no Wade Wade Wade Wade Wade!
Bob: Wade Wade Wade! Mark: Wade?
Wade: *pained groan* Bob: Mark he's coming towards camp!
Bob: Mark, camp! Mark- coming down the hill Mark: Oh, oh, oh, okay all right- all right
[footsteps] Mark: Aaaahhh, he's right right behind me- WHOA!!
[gun firing] Mark: Whoa! Bob: I got him!
Mark: Oh, he's stuck, he's stuck! He's stuck in a loop!
Bob: Oh, he's stuck, shoot the shit out of him!
Wade: He's after whoever's on the roof, that's why he's broken
Mark: Yeeeeaaah, he's after me! Bob: *cracking up* Oh my god!
Bob: *losing it* Mark: YEEEEAAAH oh shootin' gallery now!
Mark: Lil' bitch! Bob: How close do you think we can get, Wade?
Mark: Don't- don't get too close
Mark: I wanna kill him... oh wow
Bob & Mark: *cracking up*
Bob: *losing it*
Mark: Ooooohh wow
Bob: You know what? Wade, Wade, not like this
Bob: Not like this Mark: *laughs* Not like this!
Mark: Oh, almost! Little more! Bob: I'm almost out of bullets
Mark: I've got a few more Bob: Wade, you're gonna have to use your gun
Bob: Oh no- oh I thought he was going to escape
Mark: He- he's movin' so fast! I can't see his moves!
Bob: Does anyone have any traps? You think we should put a trap down right by his feet-
Mark: Hang on, I think I got one more- one more shot in me
Wade: Don't miss Mark: All right, bye
Mark: Wait- Bob: You MISSED
Mark: Sh- it's- goddamn it! Bob: Mark!
Mark: YEEEEEAAHHH Bob: Yeeaah!
Mark: Markimoo win! Wade: *low voice* One shot, one kill
Bob: Muyskerm win! Mark: *laughing* Yeeeahh!
Mark: Aaawww Bob: All right!
Wade: There's the end! Mark: *laughing* The end??
Mark: WOOOOOOO!!!!
Bob: *laughing* Mark: Yaaaaaay!
Wade: Oohh my goodness Mark: What a game
Bob: Hoooooooly shitballs
Bob: It was fun, but it wasn't fun because the GAME was good
Mark: Yeeeeeah, that's the thing, like it's fun because of what you make of it
Bob: *laughing* It was fun because it was ridiculous
Wade: The open world horror aspects really cool, but then...
Wade: The jumpscares are good that happen, but other than that
Bob: It's just needs to be, like a whole game. I mean it's in alpha right, so...
Mark: Yeah, eventually, it'll...
Wade: Yeah, eventually... nine months ago they quit working on it...
Bob: *laughs* Mark: *inhales deeply* Mmmmmm
Bob: Oh my gosh Mark: Oh, well...
Wade: But imagine what this game could've been had it left...
Wade: Alpha 0.0.1
Mark: That's a good way to look at things, so we'll end on that note!
Mark: Thanks, guys, so much for watching!
Mark: Check out Bob and Wade's channels in the description below for more cool stuff that we've done
Mark: And thank you everybody for watching
Mark: And as always, we'll see YOU... in the next video
Mark: BUH-BYE!
*Outro plays*