I'm out here on the street today with Seth Rogen.
We're about to hit the street for a very special segment
I like to call "Death Rogen."
We've lost so many great artists this year
who don't live long enough to see all the many profound ways
that people pay tribute to them after they're gone.
So we decided that we're gonna hit the street with Seth.
He's gonna be trailing behind me dressed as one of my cameramen.
I'm going to tell people that Seth Rogen has suddenly died
so that Seth can experience
what their reaction is while he is still around.
Are you ready, Seth?
I am ready.
It's "Death Rogen." Let's go.
Miss, miss.
Um, sorry. Seth Rogen passed away.
Any thoughts?
Seth Rogen. Seth Rogen? Doesn't ring a bell.
Okay, thank you.
Miss, miss, Seth Rogen passed away today.
Any thoughts? I'm sorry?
Seth Rogen.
Seth Rogen passed away?
Yeah. Were you a fan?
Yeah. Are you serious?
Yeah, totally.
Oh, my gosh. When?
Uh, this morning.
I'm not sure the reason why.
Oh, my gosh. My chest is hurting.
What will you remember most about him?
He was funny.
Yeah.
He was extremely funny.
Yeah.
Yeah. Oh, my God.
I'm sorry about that.
Oh, my gosh. That's so sad.
Yeah. Okay. Well, have a good day.
You too.
Okay. Well, I have good news, though.
Yes. What happened?
He's right here!
He's alive!
It's Seth Rogen! Aah!
Yes, he's alive!
He made me do this.
Yes, yes!
Oh, my God!
Isn't that great news?
Thank you for your words.
Oh, my God.
That's right. He's alive.
Oh, my gosh. I love you.
Thank you. I love you.
You're so funny. I cannot wait to go see "Neighbors 2."
Yeah, I had a small role in it.
Oh, my gosh.
It's not the role I wanted, but, you know.
Sir, Seth Rogen died today. Any thoughts?
No, I really don't know him at all. I'm sorry.
Oh, okay. The actor Seth Rogen?
No, I don't really know him at all. Sorry.
Well, he's passed away.
Okay. Sorry to hear that. Yes, thank you.
Okay, all right.
Have a nice day.
Okay, guess what. But actually he's alive!
He's right here!
Hell, yeah. Well, you can fool me.
Seth Rogen's alive.
I don't have the slightest idea who that guy is.
Okay, great, all right.
Sir, Seth Rogen the actor passed away today. Any thoughts?
Who? Seth Rogen.
Oh, yeah. He was good. Very good. Very good.
How old was he?
I think he was around 34, 33.
Do they know what he died from?
Not yet, not yet. What do you think it was?
I don't know. Probably some kind of health issue.
I hope it's not drugs.
And then they always drop the AIDS card.
Everybody that -- "Oh, they have AIDS."
What? I don't think Seth Rogen had AIDS.
No, he didn't. I'm not saying that.
And if you could have said one thing to Seth Rogen,
what would it have been?
"You're a good man. You died too soon."
Yes, okay. God bless you.
God bless you, too. I have good news, by the way.
What?
Seth Rogen is alive.
He's right here!
Oh [bleep]
Yeah! He's right here! It's Seth Rogen!
You got me, eh?
That's great. He's alive.
We totally got you.
Good man, good man.
I'm alive.
Thank you for the kind words.
Yes. No, that's okay, man.
You're gonna look into his movies now?
I certainly will, man.
"Neighbors 2."
"Neighbors 2," "Sausage Party."
You would love "Sausage Party."
Comedies. He looks like a comedian.
Yeah, well, he tried to stretch once.
It didn't really work out.
Miss, hi. You terrify me.
You're one of the funniest people I have ever seen.
Oh, my God. Thank you.
Oh, my God. You kill me.
Oh, wow. Thank you so much.
Well...
Who do you think's funnier? Be honest. Me or Seth Rogen?
Oh, my God, you. Thank you!
Oh, my God. A million times.
Really?
I don't think he's funny at all.
Oh, wow! Well, he's right here! Seth Rogen!
Sorry about that.
Oh, it's Seth Rogen!
He's really funny.
He's very funny.
Yes.
I'm not into stoner humor.
Oh, okay, well, then you wouldn't be into Seth Rogen.
See what I mean? I get it.
Yeah, so you like me more.
I do. Yes.
Thank you so much.
Why am I funnier than Seth?
You just appeal to me.
Yep.
And, again, it's not the stoner humor.
Right. It's a little smarter than that.
Well, I don't know about that.
Excuse me!
Oh, gays. Um...
Some news out of Hollywood today --
The actor Seth Rogen, he passed away.
Any thoughts?
Well, he's in love with him, so...
What?
He's in love with him.
Really?
Yeah, it's sad. That's terrible.
And what do you think he'll be remembered for?
Being a burly bear.
Yeah.
What was that?
Being a Jewish bear.
Oh, yeah, people in the gay community
thought of him as a bear kind of.
Yeah. Yeah.
As, like, a big, hairy guy.
Yes.
All right. Well, thank you very much.
Thank you. I do have
some good news.
Where are you guys from?
Australia. He's not dead.
What?
And he's probably not dead.
Well, not only is not dead, he's right here!
It's Seth Rogen!
Oh, God almighty.
Yes! yes! This is your dream man right here!
Hello. How are you?
Yes! Why don't you give each other a big hug?
Yes! All of you!
Look at all these bears! Yes. There you go.
We do all look alike. I thought I was a cub.
Well, I think maybe you've slimmed down to a cub now.
Yeah, this is true.
Aren't you excited to meet --
This is, like, your sexual fantasy here.
[ Laughs ] Yes.
Yes.
If you could, would you have a three-way with Seth?
If I was allowed to, yes.
You would. Wow!
If I was gay, I would totally join you guys.
Okay. James Franco will join you
whether you like it or not!
Miss, um, Seth Rogen passed away today.
Any thoughts?
Wait. Are you serious?
Yeah, completely.
How?!
They don't know yet.
What do you think his legacy will be?
Are you totally serious?
I swear.
Um, like, what a way to find out.
I know. I'm sorry.
Um...
What will you remember most?
Well, he was -- He was just so funny.
Yeah.
Like, he --
Are you being -- I feel like I'm gonna Google this.
It feels like a prank.
No, it's not.
No, it's not, yeah.
Wow.
What does his work mean to you?
I mean...
We've lost so many people this year, great artists.
Yeah.
Uh, I feel like
he contributed so much comedy to the world.
Like, if nothing else, like, he just made people laugh,
and that's obviously a beautiful thing...
Yes.
...because if we didn't have laughter,
we would -- the world would suck a whole lot.
That's true. Well, thank you very much.
You're welcome.
By the way, I have good news.
Seth Rogen is alive. He's right here!
Holy [bleep] [bleep]!
Yes! That's Seth Rogen! He's alive!
Thank you for you words.
I didn't even look at you!
Yes! He's alive! Seth Rogen is alive!
I knew it was a [bleep] prank
'cause you're Billy on the Street!
Yeah, you're damn right I am!