- Yo Mama.
Yo mama so ugly,
when she looked out of her window,
she got arrested for mooning!
- It was your face huh?
That's what they all say.
Get in the car!
- [Narrator] Yo mama so fat,
she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack.
- Just get in the freakin' car!
- [Narrator] Yo mama so short,
you can see her legs on her driver's license photo.
- How do you even freakin' drive this car?
- Shh.
(suspenseful beat)
- [Narrator] Yo mama so ugly,
she turned Medusa to stone.
(screeching)
- Get in the car.
(screeching)
- [Narrator] Yo mama so stupid,
she got hit by a cup,
(dramatic beat)
and told the cops she got mugged.
(murmuring)
- Get on the bike.
- Stop resisting.
- [Narrator] Yo mama so fat,
the cops use her as a roadblock.
- Get outta the car!
Get outta the freakin' car!
Ah, that's a great job you did back there Shirley.
(flatulence)
- [Narrator] Yo mama so ugly,
when she signed in to GTA online,
she got an instant five stars.
But when the cops saw her,
they started running from her.
- Oh God, she's hideous!
Everyone get back in your car!
Get in the car!
(sad piano music)
(people screaming)
(growling)
- Yo mama so hairy,
when she went to the zoo,
people screamed,
Harambe is back!
(people screaming)
- Get me my tranq gun.
Uh oh.
I uh, miscalculated that one.
- Everybody run!
Run for your lives!
Yo mama so fat,
when she sat on Walmart,
she lowered the prices.
- For the love of God,
get back in your cars!
- Oh sweet,
now I can get that Nintendo Switch!
(dramatic music)
Yo mama so stupid,
she tried to by drugs,
at the highway.
- My car!
I've had this baby for five years.
What a cruel world!
- What a crybaby.
It's just a car.
(dramatic beat)
Oh come on, I just had this waxed!
(fart)
Yo mama so ugly,
burglars break into her house,
to close the curtains.
- Keep this between us, okay?
Seriously, that lady will not stop mooning people.
(dramatic beat)
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