Hello, everyone. My name is Chris.
Please be warned: as you might tell from the title,
this one is going to be very rude;
I’m going to be talking about the magical “f-word”;
many of you will probably know what that word is
and it is very rude and offensive.
This is for advanced students who want to learn about this;
so you should be 18 or older if you are watching,
and, if you don’t want to learn about rude things,
then please stop watching this now.
It is for educational purposes of course;
the magical “f-word”, which I will explain shortly,
has a great many uses in the English language,
and, although it’s rude and offensive,
it’s part of English; a lot of native speakers
use it many times a day (I dare suggest).
Sorry if anyone is offended but it’s useful
for everyone to know.
This isn’t my original material;
I have combined two other videos I found;
one by a gentleman called Osho
and another by some people from the United States.
The links are on this video now – you should see them –
they’ll also be in the description.
Please have a look; I’ve combined them and changed
or adapted the text somewhat to make it more British.
I’m from Britain, so I’ll be reading it in a British accent as well.
I’m from the south of England to be exact.
Are you ready?
Let’s go:
The Magical “F-Word”
One of the most interesting words in the English language today
is the word “fuck”.
Out of all the English words that begin with the letter “f”,
“fuck” is the only word that is referred to as the “f-word”.
It is a magical word.
Just by its sound it can describe pain, pleasure
hate and love.
In English, “fuck” falls into many grammatical categories.
It can be used as a verb,
both transitive:
“Mary fucked John.”
and intransitive:
“Mary fucks.”
However, it’s meaning isn’t always sexual.
It can be used as a noun:
“I really don’t give a fuck.”
It can be used as part of an adjective:
“John is a fucking spanner.”
It can be used as an adverb:
“Mary talks too fucking much.”
As an adverb enhancing an adjective:
“Mary is fucking beautiful.”
As part of another word:
“Abso-fucking-lutely.”
And as almost every word in a sentence:
“Fuck the fucking fuckers.”
As you can see, there aren’t many words with the versatility of “fuck”.
There are also the following uses;
Ignorance: “Fucked if I know.”
Dismay: “Fuck it.”
Trouble: “I guess I’m fucked now.”
Fraud: “I got fucked at the second-hand car shop.”
Curiosity: “Who the fuck are you?”
Bafflement: “What the fuck?”
Aggression: “Fuck you.”
Displeasure: “What the fuck is going on here?”
Difficulty: “I can’t understand this fucking exam.”
Incompetence: “He’s fucking useless.”
Instruction: “Get fucked.”
Dismissal: “You can fuck right off.”
Suspicion: “What the fuck are you doing?”
Enjoyment: “I had a fucking good time.”
Request: “Get the fuck out of here!”
Hostility: “I’m going to knock your fucking head
off.”
Greeting: “How the fuck are you?”
Apathy: “Who gives a fuck?”
Clarification: “What the fuck are you on about?”
Innovation: “Get a bigger fucking hammer.”
And, finally, surprise: “Fuck! You scared the shit out of me.”
I’m fucking sure you can think of many more fucking examples.
This fucking script was adapted by Chris
to do in a British fucking accent
for Learn British English Free on Youtube
and the official fucking website:
www.learnbritishenglish.co.uk/
Have a fucking great day.
Goodbye.