[Text Sound]
It’s amazing dude. It is the greatest invention.
I just know right away if a girls into me. Like there’s none of that bullshit, that extra stuff.
Swipe right, swipe left, you know. Swipe right, you know already.
Yeah, exactly. And then I can just be with a girl, like bam, moments notice, right then.
[Silence]
[Music]
- Can I get a beer? Thanks. Thank you.
Hey, we’re twinsies. Cheers.
So are you meeting anyone here?
Oh, um no. Just had a long day. Thought I’d unwind.
Good spot to unwind. I come here quite a bit.
"So, was it the face or the muscles?"
[Laughing]
Hey, I’m going to be right back. I got to use the restroom.
- Ok, thanks for telling me
[Music]
So, I got a weird question. Are you on tinder by any chance?
- Uh, no I’m not. I’ve never tried it. Are you?
Yeah, I mean, I just downloaded it, kind of curious, you know?
Why are you here?
Excuse me?
I mean, why are you here, alone at the bar?
- It’s usually pretty quiet here, it’s nice, I like it. Just wanted a change of scenery.
- You’re here by yourself.
Yeah, but I’m not usually. Like I usually don’t go to bars by myself.
I’m usually meeting someone or meeting up with someone.
- So, why the change?
I don’t know. Guess, I get lonely sometimes.
Sure, but you can learn a lot about yourself when you’re alone.
[Soft Music]
So that’s Jupiter up there, just behind the light.
And that’s like, it took years and years to get there.
That is a plane over there.
[Laughing]
Satellites.
- It’s so bright.
Yeah isn’t it.
-You think it’s like…
Close.
- You would think it’s pretty close.
This is really great.
- Yeah, right.
But, I think my idea is a bust.
- Why, why?
Well, I was going to walk you through the park. On that path but it is really dark.
Yeah, I’m not walking through the park at night. You’re crazy.
Yeah, I know it’s a dumb idea. Well I didn’t know, I thought there was going to be lights or something.
I thought, you know it would be sweet.
No, no it’s great.
But I live like right up that way, so.
Okay.
It was nice to meet you.
It was a pleasure to meet you.
Goodnight.
- Goodnight.
[Music]
[Text Sound]
- Oh my god. Seriously?
What?
- Can't you go like five minutes one night without looking at your phone?