I'm just a big pile of average.
Okay, here's a job.
Where?
At a store called Junk 'n Stuff.
it says needed, part time helper for various duties.
Duties.
And see? It says no special skills necessary.
That's me! I gotta go get that job!
This is really big,
what I'm about to tell you.
What? That you're Kid Danger?
Shut up!
S... sstt...
I'm Kid Danger.
I know. I figured that out.
Just promise me you'll never tell anyone!
- I promise. - No, you don't understand.
I took an oath...
that I'd never tell anyone that I'm Captain Man's sidekick.
I swear, I'm never gonna tell.
Thanks.
- Can I tell Jasper? - What? No!
Charlotte, you must now prove
you're clever enough to work for Captain Man.
Uh, I found the Phone Shark.
- Well, anyone can do that. - Not you two.
Okay. Why don't you just take it easy?
Let's not go there again.
Now... to prove your worthiness,
you must get that pickle out of that jar
that Bork just power screwed shut.
How much time does she have?
Exactly five minutes.
Here's your pickle.
Hey. Who you uh...
What?
Shh.
Use your Wiz Watch to open the lock.
No! What if someone sees?
I'll create a distraction.
You know, I'm not supposed to...
[screaming]
Charlotte, what's wrong?
What's the matter?
What happened?
Okay, I'm fine now.
- Thank you. - Yup!
I guess... since you...
rode a large pig and... tackled a farmer...
guess you can do my job.
Thanks, but I don't wanna do your job.
You don't?
No!
I don't wanna be running after bad guys
and evil criminals, fighting and getting all disgusting.
- I'll do it. - Schwoz!
So, forgive me?
I will.
After we hug.
Oh, no, no, no, no, please don't hug me!
That's my baby.
Ugh!
That's nice.
You guys are dating?!
We are.
We're deep in love.
Wow!
So, you guys like, kiss and stuff?
Mmm hmm. We sure do.
We kiss a lot.
Can I see?
Well, we can't kiss right now.
Why not?
‘Cause Charlotte has a mouth sore.
Ew! Gross!
Yeah, it's real gross.
Henry, why don't you take me to the mouth doctor?
Sure, baby!
Charlotte! Glad you're here.
I don't know if you're a guacamole fan,
but I made this pretty awesome bowl of my own re...
Hey! You don't wanna try my guacamole... oh!
[screaming]
Ahh!
Ow!
I'm okay.
Hello, Miss.
I need to talk to you.
Hang on!
David's telling me a funny story
about the time he got stuck on a Ferris wheel.
Go ahead, David.
I have a big problem.
Yeah, I told you, if you tried to bring
two different girls to this Meat Ball,
something was gonna go wrong.
- Well, it did it. - Dur!
This is not a time to, dur, at me!
I did it!
[squealing]
I did it!
- What'd you do? - I got in!
Yes! I did it!
- No, I did it. - Yeah, sure.
Congrats, Char! I'm really proud of you.
Yay, me too!
I can't believe I got into
the Language, Information, and Math Program!
- L.I.M.P! - It's not called L.I.M.P.
No, I found out...
- they do call it L.I.M.P! - No way!
[gasping]
Wasn't I just over there?
Good Lord, did your device
just transport that boy from there to there?
Y-yes. Seems so.
- Charlotte. - Yes, ma'am?
Switch places with von Trapp.
Why? I don't wanna switch places.
Well, do re mi don't care.
Now, be a good female deer and move!
There.
Now, I'm putting Charlotte in front
‘cause she's much smarter than the rest of you.
Now, I realize it's gonna to be tempting to copy
off of Charlotte's test paper. Hmm?
But if I catch anyone cheating, you know what's gonna happen?
No, what?
Nothing.
And then she yelled...
ahh, fish, fish!
What did you do?
[laughing]
- It was so funny! - Oh really?
Oh really?
You think I don't got ears?
Oh. I-I-I uh, not really. You look...
Oh.
- Hey, Bish. - You, shut up!
Alright.
I was talking to that!
Huh?
I heard you say my name and then laugh it up!
Oh. Oh!
See? I was just saying how it was funny...
Oh! Oh I'm funny? Is that it?
Do you find me hilarious?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh what? You think I got no sense of humor?
Okay, ladies. Listen.
I think there's a little misunderstanding here. Okay?
Gah!
[screaming]
[roaring]
I should lift weights more.
You mean, ever?
Henry! You gotta save me!
I know. That's why I'm here.
And why I lift weights.
[roaring]
Shut up, Lion.
I'm in the middle of something here.
[gasping]
Agh! Oh, thank god. It was just a dream.
What was just a dream?
Lips!
This place is great.
It's so private.
I know. So annoying how everyone stares at you everywhere you go.
Yeah.
It's so nice down here.
Just the two of us.
And those three guys over there.
Uh huh.
Don't you guys have to go cook our dinner or something?
- Dinner's in the oven. - We're all good.
Ugh.
I wait all year for one night in the desert
and we get a sandstorm?
Well, at least we still got this cave
all to ourselves.
And we're still graduating tomorrow.
Seniors!
Senior!
[squealing]
What are you doing that sandbank?
Just trying to find a place to learn to fight
while I sleep and also Spanish.
But people keep waking me up!
Ow!
Hey, man, I was here first!
- Mitch Bilsky? - You're not even graduating!
I'm crashing one night in the desert. Okay?
Started high school 10 years ago.
I'm not waiting another three to graduate.
How's everything in the man cave?
Bad! I can't stop the chain reaction!
Well, then get outta there!
Okay! I just droned Drex over to Swellview Prison.
How's the blimp?
It's crashing into Mount Swellview, with Henry on it!
What?
Charlotte, if you can't save the Man Cave, then get outta there!
I might be able to use the Man Cave computer to access the.
No! Drex disabled the steering.
Okay? There's nothing you can do. Just get out!
I'm not leaving you!
Jasper, get her outta there!
- But Henry! - Now!
Come on!
Henry!
Two suspects, armed. The Dystopian cops are dirty, too.
This one's gonna hurt.
Charlotte, you heading back to base?
Ha. You head back to base.
I'm fighting crime.
Super Charlotte kinda scares me.
Yeah, me too.
Where am I?
Schwoz!
Duh.
That's not Ray!
I am too!
I-I think that's Ray...
but from the future.
[gasping]
Henry!
[laughing]
You're a... you're a boy again!
Ha!
[gasping]
And President Charlotte!
[laughing]
You look just like you used to!