[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
So, Tom, how does it feel to have a statue of you
added to the museum's Hall of Coolness?
I always knew that I was cool, but I never
knew that I was statue cool.
Wow, I can't believe Tom's image
will be next to the ruby that fell from space.
It's around this corner.
Prepare to marvel at some marble.
[MUSIC STOPS]
Uh, pardon me, but quick question-- why does this statue
of me not look like me?
Because it's not you.
Huh?
A cooler guy moved to town, so he got a statue instead,
some fella named Roy. [EXCITED CHATTERING]
Roy?
Roy!
Yes, Roy, he sounds great.
Roy babysat for our family once and planted
two gardens just for fun.
I choked on a grape once, and Roy saved my life.
Who the heck is Roy?
Oh, one little museum statue isn't a big deal.
This isn't going to change our lives or anything.
Well, yeah, I guess that's true.
Guys, look!
We're getting a new neighbor, and they
have a bunch of cool stuff.
I wonder who it is?
What if he's a jerk? [DRAMATIC MUSIC]
[SCREAMING] No, I'm just kidding.
He's me.
Hi, new neighbors.
I'm Roy.
Hmm.
[INTRO MUSIC]
What do you think of my "welcome to the neighborhood"
present for Roy, huh?
What a nice gesture, especially after Roy
dethroned you as the coolest person in town--
- Uh, Ben. - --according to the museum.
Ben--
But what do museums know?
Ben!
It's fine.
In fact, that's why I'm giving him this pie,
so that Roy can be like, "a homemade pie?
Tom is way cooler than I am!
So it's not a nice gesture at all.
Mm-hm.
Hey, guys. [DRAMATIC MUSIC]
Just dropping by to give you a little something
just to show you how much I appreciate
being your new neighbor.
[WHIMSICAL MUSIC]
A Lightening Man action figure!
[MECHANICAL FLASH]
They stopped making these after all the lightening injuries.
A Blue Flame 5,000! that's the best Bunsen burner you can buy!
Wow!
The "Bongo and McGillicuddy" complete box set!
It even has the Christmas special everyone hated.
Whoa, are these real gold?
Mm-hm.
And real microphones.
Wow, Roy, you shouldn't have.
Yeah, Roy, you shouldn't have.
I wanted us to get off on the right foot,
so I did a little research on y'all to see what you like.
Well, that's creepy.
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
Haha!
Oh, Tom, I wish I could be as hilarious as you.
By the way, I didn't forget about you.
Oh.
That pie looks amazing.
Well, it's not a contest.
And before I go, I'm having a little housewarming
shindig tonight.
You all should come if you're not too busy.
Yeah, you know--
We'd love to!
Yes!
I just don't understand why we are
going to some stranger's party.
Roy is not a stranger.
He's your neighbor.
Stop being such a grump.
Fine.
But don't come complaining to me when this party is super lame?
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
For your memories.
So I said, Senator, that's not an avocado.
The funny thing is, it was an avocado.
He was right.
I was wrong.
[LAUGHTER]
[PIANO SOUNDING]
Everybody give a toast to the host with the most.
[CRACKING]
[DRIPPING]
Oh, boy, shooby-doo-bop-bop-doo.
Tom!
Roy has his own game room.
Come play extreme foosball with me!
Ginger, which one of these way-too-many-doors
did you go into?
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC] [DOOR CREAKING]
Huh?
[GEARS TURNING]
[MECHANICAL HUMMING]
Whoa.
Oh.
[GASPS]
There you are!
Roy's about to show pictures from when
he climbed Mount Everest and built an orphanage on it.
Angela, these are blueprints for the town museum.
What?
Are you snooping in here?
No, I just got lost, but there is
something weird about this guy.
Look, he's got this thing just laying around.
I mean, what even is this?
I know, right?
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
It's silly.
But what can I say?
I collect cool things, and this antique crown is cool, right?
Soon I'll get something even more out of this world.
Hmm.
Anyway, you're obviously lost.
I'll take you both back in the party.
The hallways in this house can be really, really confusing.
Totally not your fault. It happens to a lot of people.
Hmm.
[BLOWS RASPBERRY]
[GEARS TURNING]
Wow.
Tom, are you coming or not?
And there was a secret door behind it.
I mean, I am telling you, this dude is hiding something.
Calm down.
It was probably some ugly utility closet he
was simply trying to cover up.
Oh, Tom, a strange mail delivery that none of us
knew about is here.
Ooh, a box.
Let me open it.
Whoa!
Haha, check it out!
I look like Star Bandit from "Space Conflicts."
I did not order that.
Ben?
Hmm, it says it's for Roy.
I guess it was delivered here by mistake.
Roy?
Wait, this is burglary gear.
It all makes sense.
Roy had museum blueprints.
He collects museum things, and he said he was getting
something "out of this world."
Roy's going to steal the space ruby.
Wow, I know you're mad about the statue, but give it a rest.
Yeah, Tom.
Roy's already got it all.
Why would he need a steal to get more?
[SIGHS]
OK, you're right.
Yeah, sure, Roy is just a cool guy with a cool house.
So I think I'll just take this back to him
and thank him for all of the coolness that he gives us.
That's the spirit, Tom.
Sure.
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
Ah-ha! [DRAMATIC MUSIC]
What?
Busted, Roy.
Tom?
What are you doing here?
Stopping you from stealing this.
[ALARM SOUNDING]
Huh?
[ROCK MUSIC]
[THUD]
[CAR HONKING]
Whoa!
[CAR HONKING]
Ah!
[THUD]
[METALLIC CLANKING]
Ah!
Gotcha.
Not so cool now, are you?
Oh.
Huh?
[MURMURING]
Oh, no, Tom.
What have you done?
I just happened to catch Roy trying to steal the space ruby.
Roy?
Yeah, that's right.
Tom, I'm afraid you're mistaken.
I caught you sneaking into the museum.
How dare you.
It's true.
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
What?
I was sneaking into the museum.
Because I was so touched when you all honored me
with my statue, I wanted to make a donation for my
own collection as a thank you.
Could someone pull that cord?
[APPLAUSE]
BEN: Whoa!
The lost crown of the city of secrets?
Come on!
What an incredible piece.
Yeah, I studied the museum blueprints
so I could sneak in and drop off the crown
while the museum was closed.
I guess I should have told someone about it,
but I wanted the donation to be anonymous.
My grandma always said it's important to be humble.
Aw.
No, don't "aw," all right?
He said he was going to add something
"out of this world" to his collection, as in from space.
Oh, that?
Tom, I meant that I bought the Star
Bandit costume from the "Space Conflicts" movies.
Actually, it's a lot like your outfit.
Where'd you get that?
But I-- you--
space ruby--
[BOOING]
All right, folks, nothing to see here.
Roy was just trying to do something nice,
and Tom spoiled it.
Excuse me, officer.
Don't be mad at Tom.
He was only trying to help.
We're lucky to have such a concerned citizen.
Let's give Tom a round of applause!
[APPLAUSE]
For Tom!
Hip-hip!
Hurray, Tom!
Aw.
The museum accepted Roy's generous donation,
which was going to be anonymous until it
was spoiled by a citizen who shall remain unnamed.
But he looks like this.
[BOOING]
Aw.
It's OK, Tom.
People will forget about this in a few days or weeks.
I mean, definitely in a few months.
[DOORBELL RINGING]
Hey, Tom-mo, I wanted to make sure
there were no hard feelings about what happened today.
Friends?
Sure, Roy, friends.
Aw, I was hoping you'd say that because nobody's going
to believe you now that you made a fool of yourself
in front of the whole town. [DRAMATIC MUSIC]
Hehehe.
Wait, what?
I was right about you!
See you around, Tom.
Grrr.
[BUCKET RATTLING]
Whoop, I mean--
[OUTRO MUSIC]