Hello and welcome to the WrestleTalk News - I’m El Fakidor Laurie Blake
And in this episode of the much longer, much more jam packed Pokemon Let’s Go Pikanews,
we’ll be taking a peek at some reactions to Survivor Series from WWE stars, Enzo Amore
getting kicked off a plane, Enzo Amore kicking off at Liv Morgan, Enzo Amore getting kicked
out of Survivor Series, Enzo Amore being kicked off the planet - the last one is made up,
but admit it, just for a second there, it made you imagine a better world.
And we start with news that the poster for Wrestlemania 35 has had a bit of a heel turn.
Before tickets went on sale, WWE sent out emails with this lovely smiling photo of Daniel
Bryan, a moody Braun Strowman, super smiley Ronda Rousey, smirking AJ Styles and smiling
Naomi to boot. But now tickets are available to the general
public things have changed - first up AJ Styles is gone, outta there, because he’s not WWE
champion anymore, he’s just a loser with a sore willy.
Naomi got to stick around though, dunno why, oh wait she did win the WrestleMania Women’s
Battle Royal… But if you look closely there is one other
difference, moody Bryan. Kicking dicks day in and day out puts you in a foul mood and
here’s proof.
Tbf maybe Bryan’s face changed because he heard this particular bit of news.
And that is that former WWE superstar James Ellsworth is alleged to have sent nude photos
of himself to an underage American fan. The 16-year-old fan who goes by KliqKid on
Twitter alleges that she had met Ellsworth at an indy show where he asked how old she
was, later she DMed him on Twitter to wish him good luck at a another show he was performing
at, he then asked for her Snapchat which she gave and he then sent her nude photos and
mirror selfies of himself despite knowing that she was under the age of consent in America.
KliqKid broke the news on Twitter saying: “I got dirt on a wrester sksksk”
Which I’m informed by Urban Dictionary means that someone is shooketh. Helpful. She then
said: “They had a storyline w/ Carmella. If ya
smart it’s not that hard to find out” She included edited screenshots of messages
she claims are from Ellsworth alongside the aforementioned mirror selfies.
She also said that multiple people in the wrestling industry had reached out to her
to say that Ellsworth ‘tries to get with fans and wrestlers 24/7’ including this
message from someone who claims to be a female wrestler who has had ‘uncomfortable experiences’
with Ellsworth. She also posted a video explaining her side
of the alleged incident and said: “Of course people are gonna be on his side,
but just know I’m not lying and would never lie about something this serious”
For his part Ellsworth has Tweeted out a statement via his attorney denying the allegations:
“My client, James Morris, known publicly and professionally as James Ellsworth has
become aware of a number of baseless allegations. Mr. Morris has the utmost respect for women
and categorically denies these inflammatory and despicable accusations. Bates & Garcia,
Attorneys at Law” As there’s been no official investigation
or legal proceedings yet you’ve got to take this story with a whole heap of allegedlys
for now. But things aren’t looking fantastic for
Ellsworth right about now, after the allegations came to light he’s was pulled from a scheduled
appearance at former Impact star Robbie E’s Why It Ended live show last night, being replaced
with other comedy weakling Gillberg, it’s a one in one out policy.
Onto more positive news as this weekend saw two big WWE shows take place, the near perfect
NXT TakeOver War Games and the perfect-ly serviceable Survivor Series.
Post show some of the main roster lot took to Twitter to air their thoughts about the
show, including Charlotte Flair who put on one hell of a show in her bout against Raw
Women’s Champion Ronda Rousey. Charlotte who properly turned heel went to
town on babyface Ronda with a kendo stick, getting DQed and then continuing the beatdown
post match, and got cheered for it by the crowd?
Guys, what are you playing at? We said the whole time the Becky flip-flop thing was going
on that we wanted to boo Charlotte because she’s a natural heel and that they just
weren’t telling the right story so we were doing our own thing… now we’re just messing
them around, and you’ve accidentally made Road Dogg right, shame on you.
Well anyway, Charlotte seemed made up with the cheers, saying on Twitter:
“Boo the woo? Screw. You.” Meanwhile over on the better bit of WWE the
Velveteen Dream paid homage to Hulk Hogan in his match against NXT Champion Tomasso
Ciampa, coming out as Hollywood Dream and sticking in the big boots and leg drops too.
And who should pop up off the naughty step to give his two cents after the show but Hogan
himself, who said: “Yo Velvet, thanks for keeping the dream
alive my brother only love HH” This is the second Hogan inspired outfit Dream
has worn at a TakeOver and another potentially pointed dig at the fallen star who was part
of the panel who decided Dream was not Tough Enough back in his reality show days.
So could this be an apology of sorts from Hogan, an I was wrong about you? Because it
doesn’t say sorry or that he was wrong, but he is famously not very good at proper
apologies, so he could be delusional enough to think this is fine.
And don’t get caught brother would be very good advice for this next story, because in
other delusional news Enzo Amore is doing stuff again. He’s risen like a phoenix and
then hung around like a bad fart. Firstly the former WWE star and current rapperquestionmark/disaster
zone was recently kicked off a plane for allegedly incessantly vaping and refusing to stop. Gangster.
TMZ managed to catch up with formerly Amore and currently Real1 to get the skinny on what
happened, to which Enzo rambled: “I believe that was a slight aberration,
wasn’t it? It was a slight aberration. I’ll tell you what happened. A man in street clothes
came up to me and he said, ‘Are you vaping?’ And I’m not a snitch. Somebody was vaping
around me. I ain’t saying who it was. So, hey listen – real quick – guys comes to
me, he’s in street clothes. [He] stands over me like he’s some sorta fu*king honcho
and then I says to the guy, ‘Are you a federal air marshal?’ He said specifically, ‘Mind
your own business.’ So I said, ‘I asked you a question. Are you a federal air marshal?’
And he said, ‘No.’ So I says, ‘In that case, you can go sit the fu*k down.’ It
turned out he was a fu*king flight attendant under cover, so they let me slide though.
They got me on the next flight. I ain’t mad at it.”
You can’t be mad at it, you were vaping on a plane, it’s not allowed. That’s not
how righteous anger works. I robbed a guys house and the po-po arrested me, what are
they playing at? Ah you know what, I ain’t mad at it.
And he probably was vaping, he did tweet “I want all the smoke” after the incident.
Also, Enzo being like, ‘I ain’t no snitch?’ like undercover flight attendants are the
flipping Stasi. There’s a red under the bed, with a tiny little packet of peanuts.
Sticking with Enzo because he’s been a one man news machine this week and there’s speculation
that a song from his latest album takes a few pot shots at his ex-girlfriend Liv Morgan,
because that’s a healthy way to deal with your feelings.
Enzo, now using nZo, spelt like N, Zo, as his rap name released the album Rosemary’s
Baby Part 1: Happy Birthday on YouTube, Spotify and iTunes and the song ‘Liv A 30 For 30’
seems to reference their romance from 2016 to 2017, which ended because Enzo reportedly
cheated. Once again this is not how righteous anger works dude.
I would now like to perform a reading of a choice selection of lyrics from the song:
“I know how the game works, I done put you on the game first, It's only a matter of time
before you're smashing 'what's his name' at work. So much that I could say to you, you
reached out to me repeatedly, I see you every week and ain't got s--t to say to you, I don't
want to give you hope, I could never just be friends, so I told you and I quote, 'I
mean this when I say, never speak to me again', let that burn."
He’s a regular Shakespeare.
And just like Shakespeare probably did at the shows of his great rivals, like Thomas
Dekker, Ben Jonson and Christopher Marlowe, he turned up at a show to heckle.
Yes Enzo snuck into Survivor Series in disguise, which I heard he learned from a flight attendant,
and he’ll also be receiving a letter from our lawyers for fringe gimmick infringement.
Once at the show he ditched the wig and the hoodie, stood on his chair in the second row
facing the hard camera to do this:
Word obviously got out that the realest guy in the room was there, and WWE sent in the
security to step him down a peg or two leading to this minor fracas:
There have been reports that a young female fan was injured as security tried to chuck
Enzo out and a stretcher was brought to take her away.
She was said to have suffered an arm injury and medical staff tended to her, giving her
an icepack for her arm before letting her return to her seat for the rest of the show.
All the while this was going on Bryan Alvarez was watching like a hawk and updating on Twitter,
saying that: “Enzo downstairs with WWE and building security
and LAPD at the moment.” Followed by: “Enzo out of the Staples Center
and banned from returning.” PWInsider also reported that Enzo was briefly
taken backstage, but they were told that he had no interaction with anyone backstage and
was only there for about 10 seconds. Enzo was in LA as he is performing a gig tonight,
his first live show since becoming a rapper and clearly looking to drum up some buzz - especially
as somebody flyered a bunch of cars in the parking lot.
And even tweeting: “Apparently you can’t vape inside the
staples center. #HowYouDoin!?” But for his troubles all he probably got was
yet more backstage heat with the WWE, as if he needed it. Potentially proven by this tweet
from Liv Morgan: ‘Em Ba Ba Barassing’
The moral of the story then, don’t be a dick, sadly you can’t teach that.
------ So that’s what happened in the crowd at
Survivor Series, but what went down in the ring, if you want to find out click the video
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