-Hey there, everybody! It's Ham Williams, Jr. here
and I wanna know, are you ready for some Fruit Bowl?!
[explosion] -Whoo-hoo!
I guess nobody told him he was getting "fired." [laughs]
-Hello, and welcome to the 46th annual Fruit Bowl!
-That's X-L-V-I in Italian.
-It's gonna be a heck of a match-up today
as the New England Plantains take on the New York Gi-Apples.
Let's check in with our lifeline to the sideline, Little Apple!
-Hey! That's Midget Apple!
-That's right, Pear.
We're just moments away from the kickoff
and the tension is so thick, you can cut it with a...knife.
[both scream]
-[chuckles] Just kidding.
The only one who has to worry about anything is this guy.
Meet this year's fruitball.
Oh sure, he looks fine now,
but just wait until the game is o--[exclaims]
-Game on!
-Ah! Guys, I'm not a ball! [grunts]
-Oh, that's gotta hurt.
-Let's see the instant replay.
-[groaning in slow-motion]
-(Orange) Talk about putting a foot in your mouth. [laughs]
-Meanwhile, it's third and fifteen for the Gi-Apples.
-Well Pear, it looks like they're gonna have to
come up with something big.
-One-two-derpa-derpa-hike!
-And there's the snap.
-Put me down already, I'm not a ba--ah-ah-ah!
-Interception!
-Whoa! So this is all a dream?
-(Pear) No, "interception," and what's this?
Touchdown!
-Whoa! Midget Apple got planted! [laughs]
-(Pear) It's awfully hard to pass on these Plantains.
-(Orange) I'm not surprised.
Midget Apple always comes up "short." [laughs]
-(Pear) It's fourth and long for the Gi-Apples
and they're going for it! [Midget Apple groans]
Back to pass. Oh, it's a handoff!
Oh, Midget Apple's loose!
-Wuh-oh, it's a rumble for the fumble!
-Ahh! Red-light touch! Red-light touch! Ahh!
-(Pear) And the Plantains have it!
-I wonder where they found the energy to do that.
-(Pear) Well, Orange,
it looks like somebody's been drinking ZOOM,
the official beverage of Fruit Bowl XLVI!
-Everything's faster with ZOOM!
-That's right, Orange.
It's so fast the first half's already over!
-Wow!
-It's time to check out the star of our halftime show;
give it up for Maaaaaaaaarshmallow.
-Like a marshmallow, ooh
Hot and sweet inside
Like a ma-a-a-a-arshmallow
On a unicorn, watch me fly, hehehehehe
-Someone want to tell me what unicorns have to do with fruitba--
[screaming, unicorn whinnies]
-Whoa! Talk about a wardrobe malfunction.
-Ugh! That sure wasn't kosher. [laughs]
-And the second half is underway.
-Oh no, did I miss Madonna?
[yells, gets kicked]
-Whoa, Midget Apple sure got a kick out of that! [laughs]
[fruitball players grunt]
-Oh no. Not again.
[groaning with impact]
Oh God, no!
[continues groaning]
Stop spiking me! Ahh!
Oww!
-Wuh-oh, looks like there's a flag on the play.
-(Pear) Give it up for the refs for catching this one.
-Yep, that looks like spearing to me.
Ten-yard penalty!
-Oh no, bad news for the Gi-Apples.
With only seconds left in the game,
they're gonna need a miracle finish.
-Gotta dig deep, fellas. Give it your all.
Especially you.
-Whoa? Now you're talking to me?
For the last two hours, you thought I was a fruitball.
-Aww, isn't that nice?
They took some time out to cuddle. [laughs]
-It's a huddle, not cuddle, and this is it.
With a championship title on the line,
here's the snap!
[crowd cheers]
[Midget Apple screaming]
Midget Apple's catching some serious air!
-(Orange) Whoa! Talk about big blimping.
-Are we there yet?
-(Pear) Oh, it looks like he's finally coming back down.
What's this? Oh, he's on the crossbar!
Which way is he gonna fall?
[crowd cheering] He did it! He did it!
The Gi-Apples win! [fireworks popping]
-Whoo-hoo! The Plantains got peeled!
-It's all over now, except for the crying.
-Oh, and one more thing... trophy!
[splat!, crowd screams in horror]
I told you we needed a smaller trophy.
Captioned by SpongeSebastian