Welcome to the second instalment of what if Star Wars was on Earth. Thank you to all of you who
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channel to 30,000 subscribers. Enjoy the story. In the greenhouse, otherwise known as the room
of a thousand fountains, the Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi, sat on the floor in a state of meditation.
With the clone war advancing, Obi-Wan had started to see terrible visions,
of an attack on Coruscant. Unfortunately for the galaxy, Padme gets killed in the attack,
Anakin falls to the dark side, and he even murdered a lot of younglings in a frenzy.
Obi-Wan’s ruminations were disturbed by Grandmaster Yoda, who could sense great fear from
the Jedi master, until they both felt a seismic shockwave in the Force. Both Jedi fell back on
to the floor, as all of the Jedi screamed around them, until they were brought to their senses by
Yoda, who used a Jedi channel in his commlink, and ordered everyone to gather in the main courtyard.
The Grandmaster is joined by a number of clone commanders, who gave details that confirmed
their feelings in the Force, and Coruscant was about to be destroyed by an unknown entity.
The chants outside of their sanctuary, echoed that Coruscant would never give in or surrender, and as
the Jedi Council meditated, they felt that Earth was an undiscovered nexus that could save them.
Nothing was left to chance by the Council, and with just a few Jedi knights and masters,
each leading a battalion of clones, guarding Coruscant, everyone else including the senators,
mobilised in the nearby landing platform. An entire fleet of Republic destroyers, cruisers
and lighter aircraft, was flown in from missions on other worlds, where the Sith had obviously felt
the same shockwave as a Jedi, and abandoned their battles. Already on their way to Earth, Dooku and
the Sith were as usual, one step ahead of the Jedi. With his master Sidious with the Jedi,
Count Dooku looked at the accounts on the history of this strange yet somehow familiar world,
he considered over the similarities to his own galaxy; from a Confederacy of Independent
States which tried to secede from, what they viewed as a corrupt and tyrannical republic,
to a Constitutional monarchy that voted to secede from an increasingly overarching federation of
countries, and most interestingly to a small but current worldwide monarchist movement,
which wished to free all nations from globalist republican tyranny and instead have an
aristocratic Head of State much like himself. The Sith was broken from his reverie, by the voice of
his FA-4 Pilot droid, who informed him that there were two incoming vehicles, one of whom belonged
to Grievous, and the other was unknown. Dooku’s eyes narrowed, as he ordered the trailing Admiral
Trench, to focus their attack on the unidentified target. The craft in fact belonged to the former
Zabrak Sith Maul, and having sensed this was his moment, his grand plan was continuing as he had
foreseen, as he turned on the cloaking device in his scimitar, to land in a suitable area, to watch
the carnage unfold. The first Venator class star destroyer that drifted through him, was headed by
Obi-Wan Kenobi, Anakin Skywalker, and Ahsoka Tano, who had been given the vital role, of gathering
information from all of North, Central and South America. As they begun their descent, the Jedi
leave their destroyer to Admiral Yularen, as they led the clones out in their starfighters, and set
course for the Rocky Mountain Range. The Jedi forces landed in Colorado’s Telluride Regional
Airport, which looked silent, excluding commercial flights, and they used their macrobinoculars to
view the mountains, when Anakin sees a familiar Naboo star skiff, floating down from the clouds.
The Jedi rush to the mountain aboard a gunship, where Anakin reunites with the senator. As they
take a walk around the terrain, which consisted of glaciers and sedimentary rock, Anakin and Padme
met a lost tribe of Wookiees in the first layer of forests. Led by Chewbacca and General Tarfful,
the Wookiees had already constructed rudimentary shelter for their grove, allowing the Jedi to
establish their mobile command centre. Whilst most of the Jedi were yet to arrive or missing,
Yoda had been busy investigating the mysterious world, finding lemons to be a disgusting fruit,
and found that the people of this planet were very interesting, as he had been offered
ketamine and to adopt a baby within an hour of landing. More significantly for their survival,
he had found numerous recordings and images of those on Earth, showing their own Order,
so Anakin, Ahsoka and Obi-Wan decided to watch Revenge of the Sith for answers. The Jedi were
mindful that this was merely fictional, but they were shaken and felt this was an ominous warning,
so they decided to try and look for the actors, and divided the Jedi into cities across the world.
Obi-Wan, Anakin and Ahsoka decided to fly to the Anaheim Convention Centre,
where they had heard a gathering was occurring, and they take their starfighters to California.
The fleet of Jedi aircraft, was not unnoticed by the local military air forces, but using mind
tricks from a distance, they managed to traverse any aerial defences, which the states had launched
from their bases. At the Grand Plaza, a large crowd were already waiting to enter the five halls
and the arena, when the Jedi and the clones made their entrance, and the crowd thought this was
the first act of the show. The sound of smoke and confetti behind them, made them turns their heads
to all the actors and staff of the franchise, and Obi-Wan led the guests to meet George Lucas,
using his customary greeting. Anakin would soon find Ewan Mcgregor, and ushered his master to
meet him, and Obi-Wan and Ewan would both say "Hello There" at the same time, as the fans broke
out into cheers of excitement. The show would get even better, as the distinct starfighter of
General Mace Windu, glided to a halt beside the main building, and Master Windu turned to look
into the eyes of a bald, dark-skinned man with a face so familiar, who looks at him and they
asked each other who they were looking at. Behind them, Ahsoka sees a little girl looking at her and
smiles, and the little girl’s face lights up, until they hear the sound of Anakin sneezing.
Everyone turned to the Jedi knight in horror, before running back into the main halls,
with the area manager threatening the whole Jedi order, for them to shut down for two weeks because
of covid-19, if they didn’t leave the grounds as soon as they could. C3P0 moves to the side of the
confused Jedi, and reveals the difficulties that the world of Earth had been enduring,
with a war beginning across the Atlantic Ocean. The Jedi begun to debate whether or not they
should aid the efforts in Europe, when they receive a transmission from the United Kingdom,
and that the Chancellor had made a safe landing. The reality was, the Chancellor was fascinated by
the vast territory the country once had, and was taking notes from libraries and museums, for his
own schemes, but as he looked at the military might on offer, smirked with discontent at the
state of the world that he was on, and wondered if he could try the war on Earth to his advantage.
The Sith Lord asked his Royal Guards to distract any arriving clones, as he entered into a Sith
starfighter, and searched for either Grievous or Dooku. The towering figure of Grievous, bowed to
the Sith Lord, as the cyborg had been roughly released in the midst of the war in France.
As Grievous walked through the wreckage, he thought of his own home world of Kalee,
and decided to abandon the Separatists to help fight for Earth, but he would not tell Sidious,
as he listened to the Sith Lord ordering for him to take over the entire territory with his droid
army. Grievous bowed to the fading hologram, but he had no intention of following these orders,
and he took the fight to the east, before they could obtain kyber crystal and technology,
and start growing its influence. Unfortunately for Grievous, clone intelligence had landed
shortly after the droid general, and had seen the Jedi killer examining the wreckage that had
been caused, and relayed this to all of the other Jedi. In Anaheim, the Jedi had already left the
convention centre after their misdemeanour, and Anakin had already been flying around the state,
going to visit a zoo, then becoming viral on Youtube through his control of the animals.
Anakin was diverted to Mexico, where he tried to solve the mysteries of the Mayans,
joined by his master, whilst the other Jedi went to save Europe, other than Ahsoka who had been
sent to Mars. Anakin and Obi-Wan were travelling to Mexico, followed by Anakin’s new army of fans,
when they sensed a disturbance in the Force. This is confirmed by the console in front of them,
flashing a global news item, revealing that Master Secura had just become the target of
the United Nations. The two Jedi realise that the Mayans had been a lure by their unknown enemy,
and turned back, but as glide over Florida, they are both struck by an attack from above.
Whilst this attack would have killed most Jedi, Anakin and Obi-Wan used the Force to balance each
other’s starfighters in the air, and fell gently down on to the ground with their astromechs. Their
starfighters were destroyed, and observing their surroundings, R2-D2 uncovered they had landed on a
golf course. Feeling the breeze of the sea nearby, the Jedi walk towards it, when they are attacked
again from above, and Obi-Wan shoved Anakin into a bunker for cover. The giant collection of sand
covered the Jedi knight, and Anakin found himself buried and covered in sand, as the barrage ended,
allowing him to be finally rescued, but he was severally mentally scarred by the ordeal.
With no time to waste, the Jedi look for a vehicle to get them across the Atlantic Ocean,
when they see NASA’s launch centre, and the retired shuttle Atlantis. Obi-Wan wants try and
discreetly escort the visitors, but Anakin uses the Force to lift the shuttle from its stanchion,
tearing a hole in the ceiling, before taking control whilst the shuttle rested tenuously on
the roof of the centre, now at a vertical angle. Obi-Wan grudgingly joined Anakin in the forward
fuselage, as R2-D2 closed the cargo bay doors, and initiated a launch sequence, as the visitors
and staff looked in disbelief and amazement. Even Earth’s most intricate vehicle could not confuse
Anakin, who flew the shuttle with the skill of an astronaut, and left the Earth’s atmosphere.
Anakin could sense Ahsoka moving closer to their location, and after several orbits of Earth,
he saw her in her starfighter, being chased by a cloaked figure in a futuristic looking aircraft,
and a large fleet. Anakin dives towards the ground, and with their breathing masks, the Jedi
use their rocket boosters on their astromechs, and fly to the western front. The battle is one
of massive confusion, as the Jedi are fighting Earth’s forces, and the droid Forces of Grievous,
when the dread that they had felt from Coruscant, drifted above them, and cast a shadow that sent
shivers down the backs of the warriors. From the starfighter at the front of the formation,
the Gungan Jar Jar Binks walked down to the floor with menace, but unlike the foolish ambassador in
the senate, this Jar Jar looked cold and calculated, as he raised one of his hands
from his ornate robes, and an army of Gungans emerged from their vehicles, including the former
Jedi Kosa-Yin Hadu. The Sith cult ignited their blades, as Jar Jar discreetly loosened his coat
to reveal his lightsaber, and then ordered for his force to fire. The whistles from the dark sky
told everyone that artillery would be landing, and Anakin ordered the Jedi to run for the fighters.
The Jedi flew onto the ARC 170 Starfighters of the clones, as they retreated to reassess this latest
threat, and how to free Ahsoka still being held by the Gungans. Anakin’s frustration had reached its
limit, as the Jedi knight moved out of the command base, and let out a roar that he had read about,
in a store near the convention centre on Anaheim, and the ground below the vantage point began to
shake, as the Gungan landing craft started to break from the strength of the wave. This first
lethal wave, would become the beginning of the end for Earth, as the galaxy’s clone wars had
made it’s final destination, and from Ewoks to the Yuuzhan Vong, everyone began to rain destruction.
At the centre of the chaos, Rex had been silently admiring the array of armaments that the worlds
had to show, until he heard from his General, that Jar Jar had just called for a secret batch
of nuclear warheads. Having freed Ahsoka, the two Jedi found Obi-Wan, and they ascended through the
smoke and missile fire created by the Death Watch, to travel to the worldship, which
Jar Jar had taken from the Yuuzhan Vong. When the Jedi navigated the swinging arms of the exterior,
the inside resembled that of a more conventional star destroyer, and they can sense the darkness
of the Sith in the Force. With the guidance of R2-D2, the Jedi follow the unique schematics,
when they see Dooku, Grievous and Sidious at the bridge. When Sidious removed his hood to
reveal the Chancellor, Anakin looked in shock at the betrayal, but the Sith Lord directed one of
his gnarly fingers to a corner, where Jar Jar emerged. The Jedi are unsure of who to attack,
but Jar Jar soon faded in an instant, leaving Sidious and Dooku to attack Anakin and Ahsoka,
and Obi-Wan to duel his old foe Grievous. The Jedi looked to be at a severe disadvantage, but from
their turbolift, Ewan McGregor, Samuel Jackson and Ian Mcdiarmid had flown from Anaheim to save
the world, and the Sith are confused, believing them to be clones of those they were fighting.
The Jedi use the distraction to kill Dooku and Sidious, leaving Grievous to be stunned by the
arriving clone battalion, as Jar Jar returned, and told them they would witness the true power of the
Force. Jar Jar began to glow like an ethereal god of Mortis, and unleashed a torrent of elements
that ravaged their surroundings, and blew a hole in the Yorik coral, as the Jedi struggled to reach
their breathing masks. Their acting equivalents collected them in their borrowed vehicles,
but Anakin had other ideas, as he ran to the munitions bay, and turned the launchers onto the
ship’s bridge, and initiated the firing sequence for the nuclear missiles. As Anakin dived from
the detonating ship to a flying droid, the demonic screams of Jar Jar could be felt in the Force, and
a war that had decimated billions had ended. When the Jedi landed, Earth’s armies were clearing the
mess left behind, and hearing the sound of sirens, the Jedi thought it was best if they ran away.
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