>> James: A CLIP FROM THE BRILLIANT SANTA CLARITA DIET
WHICH SOWT ON NETFLIX MARCH 23RD, CONGRATULATIONS ON THIS
BRILLIANT SEASON.
TELL EN WHAT IS HAPPENING THIS SEASON.
>> THIS IS THE NEW NORMAL.
IT'S NOT A DIET, IT'S A LIFESTYLE.
WE'RE GOING TO TRY TO RID THE WORLD OF PEOPLE-- THAT IT WOULD
BE BETTER WITHOUT.
WE TRY TO, WE QUESTION OUR MORALS, WE QUESTION WHY LIKE WHY
THE GARDEN HOSE KEEP GETTING STOLEN.
WE KEEP QUESTIONING WHERE IS THE BEST PLACE TO BURY PEOPLE, YOU
KNOW, IT'S-- IT JUST HAS SO MUCH STRANGE DIALOGUE AND LEFTS AND
RIGHTS THAT I JUST FEEL LIKE WE'RE ALWAYS FIGURE SKATING IN
THIS MORE, LIKE, 20S, 30S STYLE OF COMEDY.
>> James: FOR SURE.
>> WHICH IS SO FUN FOR ME.
AND I JUST WANT TO MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH IT MAKES ME LAUGH WHEN I'M
READING IT.
>> James: IT'S REALLY FUNNY.
ALL THE CHARACTERS ARE SO BRILLIANT.
YOUR CHARACTER TOO, SHE'S ON AN ALL PROTEIN DIET.
>> YES.
>> James: ARE YOU SOMEONE WHO IS GOOD ON A DIET?
>> I I MEAN, LET'S FACE IT I HATE IT.
I WOULD MUCH RATHER EAT FETTUCINI ALFREDO ALL DAY LONG
SOME OF WHEN I FIRST STARTED THE SHOW, I WAS 145 POUNDS AND MY
LIFE WAS KIND OF FALLING PART.
AND I WAS LIKE OKAY, I, IF I AM GOING TO DO THIS, CAN I-- HER
UNDEADNESS IS REALLY THE BEST AWAKENING SHE HAS EVER HAD.
AND I THINK SOMETIMES WOMEN IN THEIR 40S WHO, YOU KNOW, HAVE
EXPERIENCED LOTS OF LIFE KIND OF QUESTION LIKE YOU HAVE KIDS, AM
I THE PERSON I WAS, WHO AM I GOING TO BE.
I WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AND YOU ARE KIND OF FLOATING IN THIS
WEIRD PURG TORE VOR TEXT OF WHO YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BECOME AFTER
HAVING CHILDREN.
YOU ARE NOT WHO YOU WERE AND YOU DON'T KNOW EXACTLY WHERE YOU ARE
HEADED.
SO I USE THIS SHOW AS A WAKE-UP CALL FOR MYSELF.
AND I SAID VICTOR CAN I LOSE 20 POUNDS OVER THE COURSE OF THE
SHOW AND LIKE CHANGE MY EYEBROWS AND THE HEIGHT OF MY SHOES AND
MY BODY LANGUAGE AND THE ATTITUDE AND GO FROM SOMEONE WHO
IS, YOU KNOW, KIND OF NAIVE AND UNHAPPY TO SOMEONE WHO IS
EMPOWERED AND ALIVE.
AND HE SAID YES.
AND SO I GOT TO MAKE THAT TRANSFORMATION.
THEN SEASON TWO, I LET IT ALL GO.
AND VICTOR WAS LIKE OH BOY THE WAY WE'RE PICKING UP IN THE
SCENE YOU LEFT OFF IN.
>> James: OH 2K3W0D.
>> AND I WAS LIKE OKAY.
AWESOME.
SO AND NOW I HAVE LET IT GO AGAIN AND MY-- LIKE I JUST, I
HEARD DEN ZEL WASHINGTON DOES, THIS I DON'T KNOW, I JUST WANT
TO BELIEVE IT, I HEAR HE ENJOYS HIS LIFE AND PULLS HIM HAD SELF
BACK TOGETHER WHEN HE IS DOING MOVIES AND LOOKS AMAZING.
SO I AM GIVING IT THE FULL DEN ZEL WHETHER THAT EXISTS OR NOT.
>> James: WE AIL ARE IN A WAY.
>> I LET MYSELF GO BECAUSE WHEN I AM DOING THE SHOW I'M A VEGAN
AND I BARELY EAT ANYTHING.
I MEAN I REALLY, AN I WORKOUT ALMOST EVERY DAY AND IT'S SO
HEALTHY.
AND IT YOU EUPHORIC AND ST LIKE FOOD POISONING, YOU THINK YOU
WILL NEVER WANT TO EAT AGAIN AND BEFORE YOU KNOW T ARE YOU JUST
PIGGING OUT WITH FEED BAG STRAPPED TO YOUR FACIAL.
>> YEAH, THAT'S MY LIFE.
>> THAT IS WHAT I CALL A SNACK.
>> AND I AM A FOODIE AND I LOVE FOOD AND I TRAVEL THE WORLD.
ARE FOR FOOD SO I GET HEAVY AGAIN BETWEEN THE SHOW BECAUSE
I-- AND MY MOM CAME OVER THE OTHER DAY AND SHE WAS LIKE, YOU
KNOW, I DIDN'T WANT TO MENTION THIS, AND I WAS LIKE OH GOD,
WHERE ARE WE GOING WITH THIS, ALREADY, I DON'T WANT TO HEAR
WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO SAY.
HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED COOL SCULPTING.
>> James: THAT IS WHEN THEY FREEZE YOUR.
>> YEAH, AND I JUST LOOKED AT HER AND I GO, I WILL BE RIGHT
BACK.
AND I WENT INTO THE BATHROOM TO DEEP BREATHE AND I WAS LIKE I'M
KIND OF LOVING THAT I AM HAVING A CLASSIC ANGRY TEENAGE MOMENT
WITH MY MOTHER.
THEN THE SAME WEEK, I SHOWED A PICTURE ON MY INTRA GRAM, THAT
SHOWED THIS PORTLY DOG IN A RECLINED POSITION AND I WAS LIKE
OH MY GOD THIS IS SO ME RIGHT NOW.
AND BUT SHE DIDN'T KNOW THAT, AND SHE GOES MOM, THAT'S YOU,
THAT LOOKS LIKE YOU.
A AND I'M OKAY, THANK YOU, SHE LOVES TO PAT MY BELLY.
AND THEN HERE'S THE CAPPER, GET READY FOR T I'M WALKING OUT OF A
RESTAURANT WITH A BUNCH OF MY MOM FRIENDS AND WE ALL HAVE KIDS
SO THERE ARE KIDS RUNNING AROUND THE RESTAURANT ON THEIR OWN OUT.
AND THIS WOMAN STOPS ME AND SHE IS LIKE GOD, YOU HAVE SO MANY
KIDS.
AND I SAID NOT ALL OF THEM ARE MINE.
I WAS LIKE, I JUST HAVE TWO.
AND SHE SAID WELL, AND ARE YOU EXPECTING, OBVIOUSLY.
nd I LITERALLY LOOKED AT HER AND I GO, NO.
I'M JUST FAT RIGHT NOW.
(APPLAUSE).
>> James: THAT'S WHY.
>> AND I WALKED OUT OF THE STRAWND AND I'M NOT GOING TO
LIE, I WAS LIKE OH MAN, THAT ROCKED.
>> James: YOU KNOW WHAT DREW BARRYMORE, ARE YOU [BLEEP]
BEAUTIFUL AND [BLEEP].
>> THANK YOU.
IT IS WAS SCARY BUT SHESES' A BITCH.