a couple weeks back i had a genius idea i wanted to celebrate how legendary my youtube subscribers
were by mailing a random youtube subscriber something amazing so i began by looking through
my subscriber list i just started clicking through random profiles and the hardest part
by far was the fact that most people don't keep their youtube accounts up to date they
didn't have a clear profile picture they weren't linking themselves to their instagram account
so i was struggling to find a decent picture of any of my youtube subscribers so i actually had
to look through quite a few different profiles and after looking through dozens of different profiles
all hope seemed lost until i stumbled upon jeff i quickly found jeff's instagram and after scrolling
through i noticed a few key things about jeff he likes breakfast tacos gary vaynerchuk knows who
he is he's got a great taste in sunglasses one of his joys in life is changing flat tires he's able
to grow a pretty glorious beard he somehow knows usher and neil patel and without a doubt he's
destined for greatness after reliving jeff's best highlights i decided it was time to find a photo
and make this magic happen i did a quick google image search on his name and found literally the
most perfect photo of all time i had remembered at one point seeing like a site that took people
and turned them into portraits and after doing a quick google search i found a site that did
that and then i perused through all the portraits trying to find the best one that matched jeff's
inner greatness as soon as i saw this portrait i knew that this was meant for jeff i mean it was so
clear in my head that this was jeff's portrait this was him this was him i mean i didn't i
couldn't even see the guy's face on that horse i could only see jeff's face on that horse with
his glorious magnificent beard just riding in the wind like a free great legendary soul that he is
so i added it to cart and i placed the order and i waited and after a few weeks i finally received
the portrait and i literally have it right here i haven't even opened it yet waited till this very
moment to open this this is for you jeff jeff deserves this to be the most legendary painting
of all time you are not blessed with a glorious beard like that for no reason it is given to only
those who are worthy it's like thor's hammer but when you're worthy it just comes to you let's go
this is amazing
this is amazing the colors the red cape just beautiful symmetry of jeff's face on this
jumping horse literally jeff just smiling as he's just facing literally unbeatable odds that's what
i like about this portrait you got jeff you got him on his little his stallion i call him ulysses
his stallion named ulysses just glorious literal battle animal battle buddy and they're just like
going uphill they're literally fighting a uphill battle and you can just see on jeff's face he's
missing literally one of his gloves who knows what kind of crazy chaos he just went through that he'd
lost one of his gloves and now he's sitting on the back of ulysses and ulysses screaming freedom and
then like jeff's just sitting on there he's just smiling he probably just watched like all his best
friends die in battle but you know what jeff's smiling because he's an optimist he's looking at
the bright side of life and he's saying i may have lost everything but there's still hope because i'm
jeff freaking tater chuck i'm wearing a giant red cape and i'm going to dominate whatever is on the
other side of this hill that's that's jeff's motto in life that's jeff's motto on instagram
that's literally jeff's motto when he was born as a child as a baby those were his first words and
that is also what i see in this portrait when i look deep in his eyes to see you can't stop this i
think that that turned out way better than i could even even imagine and i had i have a very vivid
and great imagination jeff if you're watching this i'm gonna reach out to you on instagram get your
address so that i can mail this thing to you and you can hang it on your wall in your office maybe
maybe hang it like you know in the your mantle place i'm gonna be doing more of these videos
so if you want to be the next person that i send something to make sure your youtube account is
up to date and it's like linking to your instagram account or you just have a really clear picture in
your name so they can like look up your instagram account because if you don't have that there's
literally no way for me to do it and there's a lot of accounts that i looked at that i couldn't
do anything with because they weren't up to date thank you so much for 5 000 subscribers you guys
make sure you click that subscribe button and that little bell next to it and i'll see you guys
later
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