OMG, have you seen what Miley did today?
Shut up!!!
How did this beautiful girl turn into this thing?
Hi, I'm Sarah McLachlan. You may know me from some other extremely depressing commercials
such as the one with the sick dogs or the dying poor people, or whatever, but I'm here to discuss an even more important issue.
Stopping Miley from twerking and acting like an all around tool bag. Or SMFTAALAAATB, for short.
She's out of control.
First it was twerking, then it was making out with inanimate objects, and now she's doing something no white girl from Tennessee should ever do: rapping.
And she needs your help to stop this.
I can't stop, and I won't--
As you can see, Miley is crying out for help.
It's my life I can cry if I want--
Let me show you how you can help. For only five cents a day, you could put some real clothes on Miley.
Eww ewwww!
That money could go to feeding ten starving children in Zimbabwe, but this is obviously more important.
When you donate, you'll be given a welcome kit containing a picture of Miley, twenty strands of her hair I ripped out and hand sanitizer.
Just in case you come in contact with her.
Please help this poor girl who's plagued with diseases like:
As you can see, her condition is only getting worse.
And recently she's been...
And recently she's been doing this face, which I guess she thinks is attractive?
And if she doesn't stop, this is how deformed she'll look in ten years..
Rap, rap, rap I'm doing a rap
Stop her rapping.
Stop her twerking.
Stop her from having sex with power tools.
Join the millions of voices crying out to stop Miley.
Stop Miley.
Stop that bitch!
I don't know. I think Miley's kinda hot when she's twerking in those--
So won't you join us and stop Miley before she becomes a complete trainwreck like Amanda Bynes.
It's my life I can become a complete trainwreck like Amanda Bynes if I want to!
Join us now.
Cut!
Nice job Sarah, now people are totally going to tweet about me for at least a week longer.
Hashtag stop Miley
I'm naked to get attention
To see bloopers and this..
Everyone knows I have a really big ass!
Click the video right here
How do I take off clothes?
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