- I'm doing it, $15!
- Touch it. - Touch, hold my hand.
- No, no! - Hold my hand, hold my hand,
and we'll do it together. We'll do it together.
Three, two, one!
♪ (upbeat intro) ♪
- (FBE) In this episode, you'll be competing
in our first couples edition of YouTubers Try Not To Touch Challenge.
- Yes! - Ooh.
- We're like a good couple, so don't worry, we got this.
We finish each other's... - Mac and cheese.
- That's what I was gonna say.
- (FBE) So we'll be putting a series of items in front of you,
that you cannot touch.
At the end of the challenge, if you pass,
we've got one very extra special thing that we're gonna bring out,
but you only get to interact with it if you pass all the other rounds.
- Okay. - We have to pass all the rounds.
Ella, put your hands in your pockets.
- All we have to do is just not touch anything?
That seems easy enough. He's going down.
- Yeah, I am not.
- (FBE) Well let's bring out the first item.
If you each could just stick out your hand please,
this is not part of it. (laughs)
- A trick! - Okay you're not gonna...
- (FBE) This isn't a trick, this isn't a trick.
- Oh yeah, oh dang.
- (FBE) You've got a Ring Pop. - Yep.
- (FBE) You can adjust it if it's uncomfortable,
but no eating it. (Gus sniffs)
This is gonna stay on throughout the entire episode.
- Aw crap. - (Sabrina) Oh!
- You even got a good flavor too, is this cherry, strawberry?
- I'm working with orange, so I'm okay.
- Alright, yeah, you got no problems there, I wouldn't touch that
with a 10 foot stick. 10 foot stick.
- This is easy for me, I don't love candy.
So this is no problem for me, Becky however...
- I love candy. - Loves candy.
- I'm just gonna smell it. (laughs)
It's like being on a really ugh, awful diet.
- (sniffs) Ugh!
- It's one of my favorite flavors, this might be hard.
- Oh, that's good, hey, don't touch, don't eat it.
Pinky ring! - You're going against me,
don't you want me to touch it? - Then fine, go ahead.
It's a pinky ring, now I look like a rapper.
- Okay!
- I have no desire to lick this thing. - No, me neither.
- Ella's got bad short-term memory so I'm like, there's no way
she's not gonna lick that. - No, I'm focused.
I want the thing at the end. - (FBE) So far so good.
Let's bring out our next item. (Hanna squeaks)
- Oh, ooh! Happy Valentine's Day!
- Is it more candy? - More candy,
this is gonna be easy for me! - This is tough, this is tough.
- I do wanna know what's in there.
I don't really like candy that much, but I'm very interested
to look inside of things that are concealed.
- I don't care what's in it.
It's chocolate, it's probably like coconut chocolate.
- What if it's gummy worms? What if it's just money?
It could be anything!
- You don't think there's money in there?
- Well I don't know, do I?
It could be money! - Touch it!
Touch it and see. - I'm not gonna touch it.
- We can't even open it? - Can I touch the box?
- (FBE) No. - Oh, I can't, aw man.
- I bet there's nothing in it.
- (FBE) I mean, it is a box of chocolates.
- Mmm, smells pretty good. - I bet it's empty.
- Yeah, you should probably, you know, take a peek inside.
- You check it out!
- (Hannah) Ella, don't touch it!
- (FBE) That does count. - No! (laughs)
(buzzer rings)
- I'm telling you guys, she's so screwed!
She's not gonna be able to do this. You already failed.
- Now that I touched it, should I just open it?
- (FBE) I mean, you might as well now.
- I love chocolates too.
- I mean how many points are you gonna get on this bit?
- Ugh, it's over for me.
- I have no desire to open that up.
- See, this is funny, because there's probably
animal products in this. - Yeah.
- And you're vegan. - I'm vegan, I have no desire.
- And I don't do sugar, which makes this very easy.
- This is easy. Get it out of my sight!
- There's no way we're gonna touch it.
- Out of my sight!
- I don't even wanna eat 'em,
but I do wanna see the variety that's inside.
I'm not touching this though. Uh-uh.
I'll just Google it when I get home though.
I don't need to look. - Next!
- Dang it, I wanna take just one lick. - (gasps) Fluffy pillows!
- (laughs) That looks soft, too.
- (FBE) I will say that this wonderful heart-shaped pillow
is very soft, softer, even than it looks,
and very fun to just play with and pet.
- You're lying. - Whatever!
- (FBE) Does this look like the face of a liar?
- Yes, yes it does. - Yes!
- (laughs) They can't see you, but yes, she's a liar!
- Touch it, no! - Touch, hold my hand.
Hold my hand, hold my hand. - No!
- And we'll do it together. We'll do it together.
Three, two, one! - Stop!
(both laugh) - Fine.
- Ha! - Mmm.
- Is it soft? (laughs) (Matt snores)
(buzzer rings)
- Oh my God, we matched! - We are matched.
- Whoa, we look like we're about to open up a sex dungeon.
- See, if I want to touch this, I can just do that.
(Anthony laughs)
It's basically the same thing.
- Why would I want to touch this?
This is like the softest thing in the world,
on the most beautiful woman on this planet.
- Oh!
- No. - What do you not like about it?
- It doesn't look like it's soft.
It looks, I like that we're both like
(laughs) hands were you can see 'em.
- (sniffs) Smells like a pillow. - Ew! (laughs)
- You know, just, if I can't touch it, I just experience with other senses.
- This is tempting.
My arms are tingling, like I feel weak in my arms,
'cause I really, I do love squish. I do love to squish things.
But I'm not gonna touch it.
It's probably not very soft. - I'm already out though.
Like, I could touch everything. A touch!
Oh yeah, no, it's soft. (whispers) Ah, it's good.
- Your standards are lower than mine. (buzzer rings)
- Looks like a sheep fell asleep overnight
and woke up with a fresh coat of dew on its wool.
- It looks like a baboon butt.
I'm good, the Ring Pop is definitely the hardest.
I keep almost touching it.
- Yeah, this is bugging the hell out of me. (laughs)
I don't need it, get this out of my sight!
- Ugh!
- Be strong. - I'm trying!
- Resist, alright, you can do it. - Oh no, food.
- Is it food? Ooh!
Excellent cuisine!
I get to do the reveal?
- (FBE) We are going to be paying for you two
to have a romantic evening together at a fine Italian restaurant.
- Ooh!
- (FBE) There's a gift card under that cloche,
but the only way to know the restaurant,
and to get us to tell you the amount is to pick it up and look.
- Wait. - Pick it up!
- You know they're gonna put two bucks on the gift card.
I get those all the time.
People mail those to me, where it'll be like hey,
here's a Panera Bread receipt, oh, but there's $3 on the gift card.
I hope you like it! - We use them.
- I use them too, I'm not even complaining.
I got a crisp five dollar bill... - No touching!
- ...in my pocket. I don't need this $2 gift card.
- I'm doing it! - Yeah, it's Olive Garden!
- Oh yeah, it's Olive Garden. How much is it worth?
- (FBE) $15! - $15!
Looks like I'm eating alone. - (laughs) Okay.
- Now I get to play with it as much as I want.
Lucky me. - Oh boy.
- You don't get to go.
- You can't eat anything other than the salad at Olive Garden.
- Well I will eat a lot of salad then.
(buzzer rings)
- Pick it up, it's a lost cause for you,
and we get a free dinner.
- If I pick it up, I get a free dinner.
- (both) Olive Garden!
- Ah. - Pasta!
- Yes, thank you, this will go,
definitely go to use. You can't touch it.
- Wait, I can't, I didn't, I didn't touch it.
- So I'm going to Olive Garden. - That's dessert.
(buzzer rings)
- You already lost, open it up, grab the gift card.
We both win.
- I'm confused about what my strategy is right now.
- Your strategy is to get the gift card for us as a couple.
- (both) Olive Garden!
- (Hannah) Hey! - I freakin' called it!
I've never been.
- You've never been to the Olive Garden?
- No. - Oh, we are going.
(buzzer rings)
- Not tempted at all. - (FBE) Not tempted at all?
- Not at all, no.
I'm just imagining it's Olive Garden, and I don't really care about it.
- Well, Olive Garden has some bomb breadsticks.
- They do have,
the breadsticks are good. - Salad.
- (FBE) So this next part, we want to personalize the experience
a little bit more, we want you to each
write a card to each other.
That you can actually do, we won't count it against you.
Write something that you like about each other,
or a message that you think the other person will appreciate.
Then we're gonna switch 'em, and see if you can resist
peeking into the card. (Sabrina laughs)
- You sure this isn't a trick, right? - (FBE) This is not a trick.
You're good, still in the game. - Okay, don't look.
- (FBE) Had to give it a tap.
- Dave Chappelle style.
- Okay, I'm gonna write a secret in mine
and make it really tempting.
I'm gonna write something I've never even told you.
Something that you couldn't resist seeing.
♪ ("Mii Channel Theme") ♪
- You're writing a lot.
- Yeah well, I mean, my love, so,
I don't just half-ass it here.
- Are you writing a novel over there? What's going on?
- God, you act like I don't care about you.
- (laughs) I have one word. - One word?
- No, I have many words. - Oh good,
I don't even wanna touch it then.
- He wrote it like this, and then when he was done,
he had his back turned to me.
There's nothing sweet in this card.
- I didn't want you to see it!
- There's nothing sweet in that card.
- I was too busy writing and getting so consumed in my feelings
and my emotions that I didn't pay any attention
to what you were writing, so therefore, I feel like
you weren't really too caught up in your emotions writing it.
So, I don't think that you wrote anything too special
about me in there.
I think everything that you say to me on a daily basis
is probably gonna be much more special
than anything you wrote about me in there.
- Aw.
- I do wanna know what it says, but we're married,
so she can just tell me later, so I can probably resist.
But I wrote something funny in yours.
- I think I wrote something funny, I drew a picture, too.
(both gasp)
- Now I'm interested. (laughs)
Why would you tempt me like this? - What's in it?
What's in the card? - I'm gonna read it.
- Keith! - But I wanna know!
- You have no self control.
- I like your big silly mouth, and then she drew a big silly mouth.
(buzzer rings)
- Don't look at mine, it's not worth it.
- Oh [bleep], she did it.
(Ella laughs)
- Let's destroy this evidence. I'll eat it.
- (Hannah) She's going full touch!
- It's something no one should see.
- Can't you just rip it up though?
- Yeah, I'll rip it up.
I can't believe you even said that in here.
- I just thought I needed something to get you to touch it.
Put that in your pocket after, so that it doesn't stay.
- Let's just, no one should see that.
- (FBE) The world will never know.
- The world will never know, baby! (buzzer rings)
- It was a beautiful, beautiful poem.
- You wrote it for like 10 seconds, it can't be that much.
- Yes it can.
- What about mine? Not gonna open it?
- Nah, I think I'm good. I'm alright.
- What if it's a prophecy? - Pfft!
You ain't got no... - $2,000!
- You ain't got no prophecy skills.
She really wants to know what I wrote, but she's gonna stay strong
to make it to the prize at the end.
- I don't need it. Our love knows no bounds.
We aren't defined by a Hallmark gift card,
we're defined by our relationship for each other.
- (FBE) We're gonna take these away, you're never gonna know
what each other said, I'm sorry. - What?
- Never know. - No, don't throw them away!
- Yep, sorry. - Stop!
- Please take it straight... - (laughs) He doesn't even care!
- Straight to the paper shredder!
- (FBE) If you both could just close your eyes.
We're going to bring something out.
- (Crew) Go for it.
- (whispers) It's something! - (whispers) I'm so excited too.
- (whispers) What is it, what it is? - (whispers) I hope it makes a sound.
- (whispers) I hope it's a puppy.
- I hear feets. - I hear a puppy, I think.
- (FBE) Okay, you can open your eyes.
- Oh! - No! (laughs)
They're wearing outfits, though!
- Wait, how did I get kibble on my pants?
What the heck?
- (Sabrina) You are cute. - (Gus) Hey guys!
- They don't need to be bright, they're cute.
- Yeah, I got kibble on my legs. - Hello!
(both scream)
- Oh, don't you feel like a fool.
There's no way.
- Ugh, it's a King Charles Cavalier! My favorite kind of doggy!
He's got a little outfit on! - His tail.
- He's so excited. - Come here!
Oh my God, hello!
- (FBE) So they can touch you, but you can't touch them.
- We already touched it. I already touched it. (laughs)
(buzzer rings)
- (both) Ooh!
- (FBE) So you cannot pet them, even if they jump up.
- (Hannah) I don't know what to do! - (Ella) Hi babies!
- I don't know why you're not on the ground kissing?
- Am I allowed? - Yeah, you already lost!
- Come here.
- Ziggy and Sullivan, I love your vest, and I love your pretty dress!
(buzzer rings)
- I lost, I lost.
I definitely lost. - He's touching me!
- What can be better? - Ziggy!
Aw, Sullivan wants one. - You have such big eyes!
- Alright, you got an apple. (laughs)
(buzzer rings)
- Oh my God!
They are cute.
- (FBE) Okay, so you made it! - Bye friends!
- Oh my God, we did it?
- (FBE) You made it! - That's the whole thing?
- Alright! - (FBE) That's the whole thing!
- Yay!
- (FBE) So since you both have made it through the challenge,
you now are given the prize of getting to touch
Greta the Chinchilla.
- Oh my God! - Oh! (screams)
- (whispers) Greta!
- (FBE) You can give her a pet. - Oh my God, hi Greta!
- So soft! - Oh my God.
This is so cute! - Ooh!
This is the best prize ever!
- Oh my God, you're... - Ooh! (gasps)
Keith this is the softest thing I've ever touched in my life!
- I imagine this is what a realistic Pikachu would look like.
Do you wanna go to Olive Garden with me?
We coud get salad, you could eat that!
I'm a little jealous at this point,
but you gotta take in what you got.
I got 15 bucks to Olive Garden, I got to touch some cute puppies.
- Oh my God, you're like a Pokemon. (Sabrina laughs)
You look like a Rattata or something.
- Worth it.
- Oh, it's like you can't even feel her,
she's so soft. That's so weird.
- Oh, it's like touching a little cloud.
- Look at it!
- But I can't pet it? - Nope! (laughs)
- (sighs) Oh, sad.
I mean, I bet the chinchilla's softer than like that pillow
that I reached for. - Way softer.
- I should've just left the pillow.
I coulda, all these regrets!
Mmm, you owe me five dollars.
- He wanted Olive Garden instead of you.
- I'm sorry, I was hungry!
- That's the softest thing I've ever touched in my entire life.
It's like if a cloud had a heartbeat, it would be this.
- (Ella) It's cute.
- Honestly, there's nothing I'd rather touch ever again.
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