hi i'm josh i'm ollie and today
we're reviewing bacon products
yes somebody sent this to our p.o box
and i know what you're thinking why are
you holding a pray of bacon
that you received in the post is
probably incredibly off
just because it's not bacon it's jelly
this is so weird to me the important
thing about this is
i saw this and i was like i wonder
what the internet has to offer when it
comes to bacon themed items
and the answer to that question is way
more
than it should i do like how authentic
this packaging looks it literally looks
like sam jose
that we've bought at a mart it's got
like the quality of the meat
it's one plus i'm guessing this is from
bovine gelatin
which is hugely ironic
oh it's so sticky it really does look
like bacon
they've done such a good job that's the
thing it's true it looks
raw oh wait slap me around the face
slap me around the face
you eat that one bacon jelly
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tastes good does taste good but my mind
is telling me that it shouldn't oh you
can peel it off like raw fat as well
whoa oh man this is so realistic
what's that flavor sugar delicious yeah
sugar and gelatin that's like pure it's
a match made in heaven that's an
impressive start can i just say
very realistic-looking bacon jelly
i didn't even know existed someone sent
it to us from korea shout out comes
up can i just go wash my hands real
quick yeah i'm incredibly sticky
oh wait josh wait what gosh i have an
item
that relates to washing your hands why
do you have a bottle of water in here
already
i'm not just walking why do you need
bacon
bacon soap this isn't made with real
bacon though i'm like i hope
smell it
it simultaneously smells a lot like soap
and a lot
like uncooked bacon a friend of ours kit
is a lifelong vegetarian he used to say
from birth he was like i understand some
meat smell good
but bacon he said just smells like piss
and
bad bacon flavoring smells a lot like
this
smell that let's smell it smell it
i wish i hadn't said that thing about
piss now that just it smells like your
eyes just go
straight for your glasses first how can
that be soaked
look at that guys bacon so there's even
little like flecks of red in it
now i've washed my hands it does just
smell like i've been preparing bacon
which i wouldn't say
is the best of smells but it's a lot
better than how that smells raw
wow our hands are clean who thought that
was a good idea we need bacon and you
need it to smell a bit more like bacon
in here
so i've got bacon air freshener for
your car this is what thought process
this is distinctive
because this is the smell of sizzling
bacon oh
that's a good thing who doesn't love
sizzling bacon that is bacon in its best
foods
oh wow why is it so soft okay
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that does smell like sizzling bacon it
almost smells bready but also smells
quite fresh
i do understand how that could be an air
freshener i'm impressed
we're just getting started okay we
should hang this somewhere all right
what's that
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bacon beans what i've got a bit of bacon
in my teeth
bacon floss a bit disappointing
yeah next up maybe we're gonna have more
joy
with the john wayne bacon hot chocolate
wow and i did check this is
sold and marketed by john wayne's estate
a real man's drink
what does that mean and why does adding
bacon to it make it more real
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what does it smell like i mean
all bacon smells until now have been
fake
i did an actual double tape
that is the essence of bacon i think it
should be called
a real pig
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wow already mad respect was worth it
given how much this costs to get this to
the uk honestly that's probably like a
temperature hot chocolate
shut up
i tell you what now this is brewed it
smells a lot more chocolatey
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oh it's literally like someone's
stirred together my hot chocolate with a
very
overdone rasher of bacon yeah this is
smoky it's
really good it's actually really good
i'm gonna finish this yeah man
this is good all right next up i haven't
actually opened this
wait what i ordered this from america
like a month ago oh my gosh
how many things did you order from
flipping america it was held up
at customs for like okay two weeks
that is very this is real
bacon fudge what do you mean real bacon
fudge
there's real bits of bacon in there is
that not bacon jelly that's real bacon
it's very well reviewed online
it's freaking weird man it's so chunky
like a pound of aliens just order that
much of it
oh you can see how the bacon fat's like
congealed onto it
smells like caramelized bacon plus
chocolate fudge that's a big chunk
you're eating there
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i'm worried it doesn't taste right
it's not better together they're better
by itself yeah it's like
you know we we've had friends that we
were friends with both
people before they got together yeah and
we like both of them
but then when they do but then when
they're together
i really want to eat something that
doesn't have bacon in it right now
anything bacon could literally anything
bacon could leave that relationship
and honestly say it's not you it's me
yeah literally
all right bacon cotton candy
how did you get all of this stuff fluffy
stuff delivers a taste and texture of
traditional cotton candy and makes you
feel
like you never left the carnival
wow okay just looks like insulation to
me it does let's try it
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that's freaking weird that is freaking
big honey
it's really bacony wow i feel like i've
been scammed so many times in this
episode
to believe that nothing's actually going
to be bacony but this is
legit bacon what's good about this i
would say is there is it's not
overpowering it definitely tasted bacon
if you had that
not knowing what it was you'd be like
that's bacon the primary taste
i'd say is bacon i actually kind of like
it i feel like literally by the end of
this video i'm gonna be about 60
bacon all right last up oh
so much bacon in my mouth okay this is
the final one
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come on artificially flavored
first drink i've seen that actually
advertises it right on the title
artificially flavored well no it looks
like that's been printed on at the end
like like they were about to go to
market legally and then the ftc was like
uh guys
you need to tell them that it's
artificially like print it over the top
of the labels
i don't know why i didn't expect it to
be fizzy
she is
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oh god
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oh yeah oh it's
it's technically actually it's
it tastes disgusting urine that is so
it tastes like it just tastes like
carbonated urine
with a lot of sugar added yeah
that's it it's like a sweet ammonia
you're going back for more you are
mental you are mental
i actually think i would vomit that is a
punishment drink if i've ever had one
it's like inedible
like it's disgusting it's so disgusting
video my whole skin just like
how do you think i did josh baker yeah i
mean i'm snack i'm genuinely amazed
i would say the hot chocolate the candy
floss
and the jelly were really like
shockingly bacony
do you want to have a guess at what was
the most expensive item don't tell me
it's a bloody soda
that's a soda do you want to know how
much it was
no limited edition it should be limited
edition
it's sold out did you like you got it on
resale
from the black market no the black bacon
market
it was on par with svalbard no
for that little stupid bottle come on
i'm done i'm done i'm done i'll see you
jolly soon guys i forgot about this
flipping bacon freshener as well
there's so many things so i'm gonna be
finding ways
see you guys